My friend just came up with the greatest reply to Sinister Waldo...
"Listen waldo I know why you do this your hurting inside waldo you lost someone near and dear to your heart you never got to hold her or listen to her first words but its no ones fault your and Carmen's baby disappeared in the hospital she just disappear following in her mother and fathers footsteps hiding away in plain sight. Go to her waldo she's waiting for you to find her."