Chat Box: CRAZY MOMENTS

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[06:26:32] Athena : X.x *uses Pheonix Down*

[06:26:35] * Fritz pours tobasco sauce into Athena's mouth, then pushes it in with his jackboots

[06:26:38] Athena : I'm better! ^^

[06:26:39] @ Rip Van Winkle : .

[06:26:43] Fritz : =_=

[06:26:46] Athena : X.x

[06:26:49] Fritz : godmodder!

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[05:51:11] Todhändler : you had funny hair
[05:51:12] Fritz : I did, but with mask
[05:51:30] Todhändler : proposition, we call Karl Napolean Dynamite
[05:51:40] Fritz : BTW if finally found my M43 German Army cap wich had been MIA for some time
[05:51:44] @ Karl Reinhardt : Or how about I kick you in the fucking nuts?
[05:51:57] Fritz : I back Karl.
[05:52:00] Fritz : 8D
[05:52:14] Fritz : Not in the nuts, but kick it so that they come off.
[05:52:20] Fritz : Along with your pelvis.
[05:52:21] Fritz : 8D
[05:52:35] @ Karl Reinhardt : JAAAA, HERR FRITZ HAS THE RIGHT IDEA.
[05:52:37] Fritz : like this
[05:52:43] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : back
[05:52:47] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I'm lagging a bit
[05:52:49] Fritz : (Kellog Hellsing)

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[23:22:20] Seras Victoria has joined the chat on Tue Nov 17, 2009 11:22 pm

[23:22:45] Seras Victoria : Kay guys lets do this

[23:22:49] * Seras Victoria runs off

[23:22:54] Seras Victoria : SERASSUUUUUU VIKKUTORIAAAAAA

[23:26:15] Seras Victoria has been disconnected the Tue Nov 17, 2009 11:26 pm

...she just ran in.

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[03:08:39] Fritz has joined the chat on Thu Nov 19, 2009 3:08 am
[03:08:47] Fritz : ^_^;;;
[03:08:52] Fritz : Surrounded by admins and mods
[03:09:21] * Karl Reinhardt taps baton in his hand*
[03:09:33] Fritz : >>
[03:09:36] Fritz : Good cop bad cop?
[03:09:59] @ Karl Reinhardt : Maybe.
[03:10:01] @ Karl Reinhardt : Bad.
[03:10:02] @ Karl Reinhardt : Most bad.
[03:10:07] @ Karl Reinhardt : Really, really all bad.
[03:10:16] Fritz : >_>
[03:10:23] Fritz : I'm badder then!
[03:10:39] Fritz : So bad, that I will join your ranks!
[03:10:57] Fritz : (TYPE
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/mod Fritz
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[03:11:21] Rip Van Winkle has joined the chat on Thu Nov 19, 2009 3:11 am
[03:11:24] Fritz : TToTT
[03:11:29] Fritz : I broke my mp3 playa though.
[03:11:30] Fritz has been kicked by Karl Reinhardt
[03:11:31] @ Karl Reinhardt : SHIT
[03:11:33] Fritz has joined the chat on Thu Nov 19, 2009 3:11 am
[03:11:36] @ Karl Reinhardt : Typed the wrong thing.
[03:11:37] Fritz : >
[03:11:38] @ Rip Van Winkle : >>
[03:11:39] @ Karl Reinhardt : I am such a fail.
[03:11:41] Fritz : OH DAMN.
[03:11:41] @ Karl Reinhardt : ._.
[03:11:50] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : OMG PEOPLE
[03:12:00] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I look away for a short while and this
[03:12:09] Fritz : XD
[03:12:27] * Rip Van Winkle rubs eyes
[03:12:31] Fritz : NAO TYPE RAITO THING KARL
[03:13:24] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : >.>
[03:14:02] @ Rip Van Winkle : >>
[03:14:08] @ Karl Reinhardt : <<
[03:14:11] @ Karl Reinhardt : Should I?
[03:14:28] @ Sirina Anthony : ..
[03:14:33] Fritz : YES
[03:14:39] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : As long as he doesn't abuse it.
[03:14:45] Fritz : Do, do right thing.
[03:14:49] Fritz : Yeah. I won't
[03:15:05] @ Sirina Anthony : ......
[03:15:17] @ Rip Van Winkle : >>
[03:15:23] @ Karl Reinhardt : I don't know *Pokes Fritz with baton*
[03:15:37] * Fritz smiles and waves
[03:16:01] * Fritz does a barrel roll
[03:16:21] @ Karl Reinhardt : <_<
[03:16:21] @ Karl Reinhardt : >_>
[03:16:40] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Fritz....are you high on tea?
[03:16:48] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : You never smile, and wave. >>
[03:16:48] Fritz : no.
[03:16:56] Fritz : Haven't had any since......long time.
[03:16:59] @ Rip Van Winkle : >>
[03:16:59] Fritz : Need some actually.
[03:17:06] @ Karl Reinhardt : I may have gotten into the instant coffee again.
[03:17:12] Fritz : >>
[03:17:16] Fritz : Just type it.
[03:17:22] @ Sirina Anthony : ....
[03:18:22] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : >>
[03:18:22] @ Karl Reinhardt : <_<
[03:18:28] @ Karl Reinhardt : Don't demand stuff from me.
[03:18:29] @ Karl Reinhardt : Boy.
[03:18:54] @ Rip Van Winkle : >>
[03:19:28] * Integra F. W. Hellsing opens up a bag of sour cream and onion chips and offers some to rip.
[03:19:37] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Chip?
[03:19:58] Fritz : >>
[03:19:58] @ Rip Van Winkle : danke *noms chip*
[03:20:07] * Fritz takes out rifle
[03:20:09] * Integra F. W. Hellsing munches on a chip.
[03:20:12] * Fritz loads incendiary bullet
[03:20:18] * Fritz goes away
[03:20:22] * Fritz comes back with dead body
[03:20:28] * Fritz shoots it with incendiary bullet
[03:20:41] * Fritz puts canteen over it and boils milk inside it
[03:20:44] Fritz : *over the fire
[03:20:55] * Fritz puts coco powder into milk
[03:21:01] @ Sirina Anthony : aahahaha
[03:21:02] Fritz : hot coco?
[03:21:15] * Fritz offers mug to Sirina
[03:21:15] @ Karl Reinhardt : You used a dead person as a source of fire?
[03:22:09] @ Karl Reinhardt : Very...
[03:22:19] Fritz : Fritzy?
[03:22:22] @ Karl Reinhardt : EEENTERESTING.
[03:22:47] @ Karl Reinhardt : That too
[03:24:04] * Fritz offers mug to Karl
[03:24:22] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : lol fritzy
[03:24:36] * Karl Reinhardt accepts Mug*
[03:24:38] Fritz : Fuh-Fuh-Frittzzzzyyyyy
[03:25:15] @ Karl Reinhardt : I haven't seen you this ecstatic since....
[03:25:17] @ Karl Reinhardt : Since.....
[03:25:26] Fritz : The last tiem I had tea?
[03:25:28] @ Karl Reinhardt : I don't remember you ever being this ecstatic.
[03:25:34] @ Karl Reinhardt : Gold star, bro.
[03:25:41] * Karl Reinhardt puts a gold star on his forehead*

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[03:38:14] Fritz has joined the chat on Sun Nov 22, 2009 3:38 am
[03:38:19] Fritz : Long time no see Endora.
[03:38:26] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Hello Fritz
[03:38:43] Fritz : Is something not alright with Karl?
[03:39:01] Fritz : Oh
[03:39:02] Fritz : Also
[03:39:16] @ Schrodinger. : Mmkay.
[03:39:16] Fritz : OBJECTION! I BLAME YOU FOR ZWANGIG ZWOLF!
[03:39:39] @ Karl Reinhardt : MAYBE I'M INSANE.
[03:39:55] Fritz : Probably it was your Yumie alt personality.
[03:40:12] Fritz : Your normal personality is Yumiesque anyway though.
[03:40:15] Fritz : 8D
[03:40:21] Fritz : no harm done.
[03:41:10] Fritz : or not.
[03:42:07] Endora V. Yeager : Fritz!
[03:42:21] @ Karl Reinhardt : Astute observation, Fritz.
[03:42:36] * Schrodinger. yawns
[03:42:56] * Fritz tosses cracknip at Schro
[03:43:02] Fritz : Why hello there Endora.
[03:43:05] Fritz : How have you been.
[03:43:09] @ Karl Reinhardt : Cracknip?
[03:43:13] Fritz : yeah.
[03:43:19] Fritz : Catnip + Crack
[03:43:26] Fritz : You feed the catnip crack.
[03:43:32] @ Schrodinger. : Cracknip = 35789357395935x as powerful as catnip.
[03:43:33] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Well it is crack for cats
[03:43:40] @ Karl Reinhardt : I see.
[03:43:48] * Schrodinger. noms on the cracknip and spazzes happily.
[03:43:50] Fritz : Well, its crack for cats MIXED WITH actual crack
[03:44:11] Endora V. Yeager : Pretty good, dude.
[03:44:11] @ Schrodinger. : It pleases meeee.
[03:44:35] Endora V. Yeager : Cracknip..? The heck?
[03:44:44] Fritz : And as a side note, it was included in every salad that you ate for the last 24 hours
[03:44:46] @ Karl Reinhardt : <_<
[03:44:48] @ Karl Reinhardt : >_>
[03:45:01] Fritz : I see, Endora. How are college going to be?
[03:45:16] Fritz : (you being anybody that is reading this)
[03:45:29] @ Karl Reinhardt : Right, well. Is it KAY if I pass on the infiltration of the Vatican?
[03:45:41] @ Karl Reinhardt : I didn't eat a salad for 24 hours.
[03:46:00] Endora V. Yeager : o_O I ate crack in my salad?! I thought that was Caesar dressing!
[03:46:13] Fritz : Well, it was Caesar.
[03:46:18] Endora V. Yeager : T_T The crumbly white stuff wasn't cheese, was it?
[03:46:25] Fritz : It was Cheese.
[03:46:43] Fritz : The leaves weren't actual vegtables though.
[03:46:52] Fritz : THAT is where cracknip hides.
[03:47:09] @ Karl Reinhardt : .. I'll take that as a yes.
[03:47:11] Fritz : waiting for the next victim to go NOM NOM NOM on salad, make them high, and forget about it afterwards.
[03:47:11] Fritz : 8D
[03:47:11] Endora V. Yeager : A tiny cell room dorm > Living with the parents.
[03:47:31] @ Schrodinger. : 8DDD
[03:47:33] Fritz : Karl, could you be so kind as to join up with me in the Vaticarn?
[03:47:39] Endora V. Yeager : Waitaminute. I at least hope that was a greater than sign. xD
[03:47:46] Fritz : It was.
[03:47:50] Fritz : Internet > IRL
[03:47:55] Fritz : 2D>3D
[03:47:58] * Integra F. W. Hellsing sips tea
[03:48:08] Fritz : FFFUUUU De-Socialification too much.
[03:48:29] Fritz : BTW Karl
[03:48:36] Fritz : you just had a salad without knowing it
[03:48:38] Fritz : trust me.
[03:48:52] Endora V. Yeager : Yes! >d
[03:48:57] @ Karl Reinhardt : I don't feel like I had a salad.
[03:49:22] Endora V. Yeager : Is getting people addicted to salads the new Millennium scheme?
[03:49:29] Fritz : Probably because it was cracknip salad
[03:49:41] Fritz : Its also the secret US healcare scheem
[03:49:45] Fritz : *scheme
[03:50:01] @ Karl Reinhardt : I think it's just Fritz's scheme.
[03:50:02] Endora V. Yeager : It's a suprisingly healthy method of new world order.
[03:50:07] @ Karl Reinhardt : D<
[03:50:15] Fritz : Started initially by Clinton, but turned down by the more conservative Bush cause Bush likes red meat and a cannot lie
[03:50:41] Fritz : Obama took on the challenge, using the CDC to synthesize a cheaper alternative to all natural Cracknip
[03:50:52] @ Karl Reinhardt : Fritz is crazy.
[03:50:57] @ Karl Reinhardt : Crazier than usual.
[03:51:04] Fritz : and Operation "Lets make everybody addicted to Salad" was started 2 months ago.
[03:51:12] Fritz : But only in Canada.
[03:51:16] Fritz : But some samples leaked.
[03:51:38] Fritz : We are all "Speshuuuulll", Karl.
[03:51:41] Fritz : You are too.
[03:51:54] @ Karl Reinhardt : Shortbus special? :O
[03:53:52] Fritz : You are fucking Special. You like it or not, you are damn Special. You eat all the special food, go to the SPECIAL SCHOOL, hang out with your Special friends* in the special websites and the special ho
[03:54:05] Fritz : *Retards, perverts, nerds, and all else that hang hither.
[03:54:17] Fritz : *and special homes
[03:54:25] Endora V. Yeager : Special you. xD Oh, god..
[03:54:26] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : >>
[03:54:29] Fritz : =_= arsetarded character limit.
[03:54:38] Fritz : YOU ARE SPESHIUL TOOOOO
[03:54:50] Fritz : /edward cullen sparkle effects
[03:55:05] Endora V. Yeager : Oh. Hey, there's a 'special' pervert on my bus ride home. Care to reduce him to a mindless zombie Fritz?
[03:55:11] Fritz : Ummmm
[03:55:13] Fritz : Ummmmmmmm
[03:55:25] @ Karl Reinhardt : Little did Endora know.
[03:55:27] Endora V. Yeager : O_O HE SPARKLES! RUN!
[03:55:32] Fritz : I could talk to him 8D
[03:55:33] @ Karl Reinhardt : Fritz was the pervert on the bus all along.
[03:55:38] Fritz : "Talk"
[03:55:39] Fritz : Oh
[03:55:41] Fritz : Rearry?
[03:55:52] * Karl Reinhardt is the narrorator*
[03:55:54] Fritz : Check: Black hair, round glasses
[03:56:02] Fritz : Check: Nerd-tarded asian face
[03:56:22] Fritz : Check: Grey work jacket/ Khaki FRENCH jacket
[03:56:29] @ Karl Reinhardt : Fritz also has a back-up plan of a false identity incase of questioning.
[03:56:31] Fritz : *French Army
[03:56:38] Fritz : FFFFUUUUU
[03:56:43] Fritz : I AM ACTUALLY THE BUS DRIVER
[03:56:47] Fritz : YOU HAVE FOUND ME OUT
[03:56:48] Endora V. Yeager : O_O It could be...he's a freshman too-
[03:56:51] * Fritz takes out sidearm
[03:56:56] Fritz : I HAVE NO CHOICE.
[03:57:10] Fritz : Actually, I use the public transportation bus =_=
[03:57:14] @ Schrodinger. : .
[03:57:29] Endora V. Yeager : O O Holy SHIZ!
[03:57:36] Fritz : Hmnnn
[03:57:49] Fritz : Hirariousry long brimmed baseball cap, usually khaki?
[03:57:53] Endora V. Yeager : ..But I'm on the opposite end of the U.S.
[03:58:00] Fritz : ah.
[03:58:08] Fritz : OBNOXIOUSLY GIANT BACKPACK?
[03:58:15] Fritz : Reads books on the bus?
[03:58:17] Fritz : no?
[03:58:18] Fritz : Good.
[03:58:48] Fritz : Also I don't go to magnet shcool
[03:59:05] @ Karl Reinhardt : Little did Fritz know....... Endora was also a pervert.
[03:59:10] Endora V. Yeager : >>; Oh, you saw that.
[04:00:08] Fritz : She goes to this forum.
[04:00:14] @ Karl Reinhardt : Schrodinger sat back and watched the hilarity unfold.
[04:00:21] Fritz : She likes an incredibly gory weird as fuck comic written by a fat pervert.
[04:00:37] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : lol
[04:00:37] @ Karl Reinhardt : Integra sat in her away spot, could she be watching too?
[04:00:49] Fritz : Proabably.
[04:00:52] Fritz : brb
[04:01:28] * Karl Reinhardt feels like hassling the shit out of people*
[04:01:45] @ Schrodinger. : I like lurking when i have nothing to say~
[04:02:02] @ Karl Reinhardt : Y'KNOW.
[04:02:04] Fritz : XD
[04:02:10] Fritz : WUT KARL
[04:02:13] @ Karl Reinhardt : I keep getting the feeling people are mad at me. ._.
[04:02:17] Endora V. Yeager : o_o Is Vik the strange narrator that only one person can hear?
[04:02:30] Fritz : The Hellsing RPG
[04:02:46] Endora V. Yeager : /roll
[04:02:50] Fritz : Actually.
[04:02:55] Fritz : He is omnipresent god.
[04:03:00] Fritz : He is none and all
[04:03:04] Fritz : Ching and Chong
[04:03:06] Fritz : Yin and Yan
[04:03:17] Fritz : Panda Express and Pick Up Styx
[04:03:26] Endora V. Yeager : Blast! That never works. >> Someday my roll WILL go through! It WILL!
[04:03:32] @ Karl Reinhardt : Damn straight.
[04:03:42] Fritz : They see me rolling.
[04:03:56] @ Karl Reinhardt : They see me trollin'
[04:04:00] @ Schrodinger. : dey hatin'
[04:04:01] * Fritz rolls around and grins like a Cheshire cat.
[04:04:03] Endora V. Yeager : o_O *pokes Vik*
[04:04:08] Fritz : THEY SEE ME TROLLIN'
[04:04:10] Fritz : ON 4CHAN
[04:04:22] Fritz : ITS JUST LIKE POISONING A POLONIUM WELL
[04:04:32] * Karl Reinhardt busy trollin' on Twilight chatboxes*
[04:04:43] Endora V. Yeager : HA! He's tangible!
[04:04:50] * Fritz SHOULD be busy writing shit.
[04:04:58] Fritz : Oh my oh my.
[04:05:06] Endora V. Yeager : =_=
[04:05:19] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I am just watching
[04:05:20] * Endora V. Yeager temporarily dashes off to rewrite profiles.
[04:05:21] Fritz : Endora, I suggest you see Mr/Mrs. Nice Psycologist here.
[04:05:34] Endora V. Yeager : That's what they all say, Integral.
[04:05:49] Endora V. Yeager : ? Fritz, what?
[04:06:05] Fritz : Its not exactly convincing when the person saying it is [THIS COMMENT HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE FCC]
[04:06:19] @ Karl Reinhardt : SOMEONE JUST CALLED ME A NIGGLET.
[04:06:37] Fritz : [THIS COMMENT HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE FCC], and the....[THIS COMMENT HAS BEEN, OH FUCK IT, TOO LONG TO WRITE]
[04:06:41] Fritz : Nigglet?
[04:06:47] Fritz : When you are obviously white?
[04:06:50] @ Karl Reinhardt : Yeah.
[04:06:54] @ Karl Reinhardt : YEAH.
[04:07:39] Endora V. Yeager : xD That's a word?

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[16:23:23] * Pip Bernadotte slips bat-ear headband onto Seras' head "I will, then ma petite chauve-souris"

[16:24:39] @ Rip Van Winkle : yup, it is a complete rip off from the characcter in Gungrave, so I automatically disapproved him

[16:24:45] Seras Victoria : .__.

[16:24:58] Seras Victoria : ...didn`t he read WIP?

[16:25:02] Seras Victoria : write*

[16:25:20] Seras Victoria : ...oh well i guess with the rest of the errors its better to make a new character alltogether.

[16:25:24] @ Rip Van Winkle : WIP or not, he is using a crossover

[16:25:36] * Seras Victoria feels arkward with the headband

[16:27:16] Seras Victoria : .__.

[16:28:22] * Pip Bernadotte hugs Seras

[16:28:31] * Pip Bernadotte looks closely at Seras

[16:28:37] Seras Victoria : I am so uncomfortable right now.

[16:28:39] Pip Bernadotte : "You've got a smudge of something red"

[16:28:52] * Pip Bernadotte wipes Seras' mouth with his coat sleeve

[16:28:59] Seras Victoria : That might be my cheek. .__.

[16:29:08] Pip Bernadotte : It's still red

[16:29:10] Seras Victoria : Oh, that.

[16:29:12] * Pip Bernadotte wipes again

[16:29:43] Seras Victoria : ...that might`ve been Private Breaker... *whistles innocently*

[16:29:59] Seras Victoria : (Inside joke lol)

[16:30:16] Pip Bernadotte : O.O

[16:30:30] Seras Victoria : >> I was hungry.

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[19:15:45] Fritz : ACTUALLY JA VERE
[19:15:47] @ Karl Reinhardt : I LIEK DUAL GLOCKS.
[19:15:50] Fritz : HE DID SAY IT
[19:15:57] Fritz : BUT FIGHTING HAS BEEN AROUND LONGER TIME
[19:15:57] Seras Victoria : And then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth!
[19:16:02] Seras Victoria : And then he hearded them onto a boat
[19:16:05] Fritz : HE JUST DISTILLED IT LIKE CLAUZWITZ
[19:16:06] Ja Vere : And then he perfected it until NO MAN could best him on the field of honor!
[19:16:12] Seras Victoria : And then he`d beat the crap out of every single one of them!
[19:16:13] Ja Vere : ... I know, Fritz.
[19:16:14] @ Karl Reinhardt : Or the Dual UZI's.
[19:16:20] @ Karl Reinhardt : Spray and pray.
[19:16:23] @ Karl Reinhardt : Spray and pray.
[19:16:45] Seras Victoria : And from that day forward any time a bunch of KARLs is together in one place its called a Zoo!
[19:16:48] Fritz : FUCK UZIS. DUAL WEILD AUTOMATIC BOLT ACTION ASSAULT PISTOL RIFLE HEAVY MACHINE GUN ARTILLERY SNIPER POCKET PICTOLS
[19:16:49] Seras Victoria : Unless its a Forum!
[19:16:51] Ja Vere : We're making a humorous reference, don't come trodding around with your talk of reality!
[19:17:01] Heinkel Wolfe has joined the chat on Mon Nov 23, 2009 7:17 pm
[19:17:07] Fritz : OH HELLO HEINKEL
[19:17:17] @ Karl Reinhardt : FUCK YOUR UZIS.
[19:17:24] @ Karl Reinhardt : NOTHING GETS PAST MY RIOT SHIELD.
[19:17:34] Fritz : NOTHING GETS PAST A BERLIN WALL
[19:17:37] Ja Vere : *Tosses a grenade*
[19:17:38] Seras Victoria : Actually yah.
[19:17:48] Seras Victoria : My fifty cal pierces your riot shield pretty well.
[19:17:53] Seras Victoria : MY DRILL PIERCES HEAVENS
[19:18:01] Ja Vere : ...
[19:18:04] Fritz : MY FUCKING DORA CANNON CAN BLOW UP YOUR RIOT SHIELD
[19:18:05] Ja Vere : Seras?
[19:18:11] Seras Victoria : Yes?
[19:18:14] Ja Vere : Die please.
[19:18:23] * Seras Victoria dies
[19:18:27] @ Karl Reinhardt : *Smashes Fritz with the Riot Shield*
[19:18:32] @ Karl Reinhardt : Hey.
[19:18:32] Ja Vere : Thank you
[19:18:40] @ Karl Reinhardt : What's this angry talk about?
[19:18:41] @ Schrodinger. : I'm so lost right now. xD
[19:18:44] * Fritz hides inside the barrel of the Dora.
[19:18:48] * Seras Victoria comes back after seven days
[19:18:58] Seras Victoria : WOO I`M BACK DUMMY
[19:19:02] Seras Victoria : LETS DO DIS
[19:19:07] Fritz : HEY KARL, COULD YOU BE SO KIND AS TO DIE FOR 24 SECONDS? I NEED TO TRY SOMETHING.
[19:19:14] @ Karl Reinhardt : NO.
[19:19:19] * Seras Victoria bonks Karl
[19:19:21] @ Karl Reinhardt : YOU DIE FOR 24 SECONDS.
[19:19:24] Fritz : I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.
[19:19:27] Fritz : BEST OF BUDDIES
[19:19:29] Fritz : OKAY WHATEVER
[19:19:32] * Fritz dies
[19:19:43] Seras Victoria : *counts the seconds*
[19:19:44] Ja Vere : CAPS IS NOT CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME, dammit.
[19:19:46] Fritz : *ZZZ*
[19:19:51] * Karl Reinhardt smashes Schro with the riot shield*
[19:20:15] Fritz : *ZZZZZZZZZZ*
[19:20:15] Seras Victoria : BOLD CAPS IS AFTERBURNER FOR AWESOME
[19:20:25] Fritz : I HAVE ARE RETURNED
[19:20:30] Seras Victoria : GO AHEAD, MAKE MY DINNER
[19:20:38] @ Karl Reinhardt : Guys
[19:20:41] @ Karl Reinhardt : Get off the drugs.
[19:20:41] Fritz : IN SOVIET RUSSIA, DINNER MAKE YOU!
[19:20:44] Ja Vere : I live? Run, run. Run, coward.
[19:20:48] Fritz : BUT...Karl....
[19:21:09] Seras Victoria : [size=72]BONK[/size]
[19:21:11] Fritz : =_= What drugs? This is what its like when I DON'T do drugs
[19:21:12] Seras Victoria : SHIAT
[19:21:19] Fritz has been kicked by Karl Reinhardt
[19:21:22] Seras Victoria has been kicked by Karl Reinhardt
[19:21:23] Fritz has joined the chat on Mon Nov 23, 2009 7:21 pm
[19:21:25] Fritz : Seras: Size limit is 28 I think.
[19:21:26] Seras Victoria has joined the chat on Mon Nov 23, 2009 7:21 pm
[19:21:29] Ja Vere : ...
[19:21:36] Seras Victoria : BONK
[19:21:40] Seras Victoria : You`re right
[19:21:44] Seras Victoria has been kicked by Karl Reinhardt
[19:21:47] Seras Victoria has joined the chat on Mon Nov 23, 2009 7:21 pm
[19:21:51] Fritz : XD
[19:21:53] Ja Vere : ...
[19:21:54] Seras Victoria : Havein fun Karl?
[19:21:57] @ Karl Reinhardt : Third one's a ban.
[19:21:58] Fritz : I SMELL COPYPASTA WORTHY MOMENTS
[19:22:02] Seras Victoria : I sure do. lol

Guest

[03:40:24] * Pip Bernadotte takes Enrico's hands

[03:40:32] @ Enrico Maxwell : Brava Sera Cara Mia

[03:40:35] @ Enrico Maxwell : Pip

[03:40:37] @ Enrico Maxwell : I will bite you

[03:40:40] * Pip Bernadotte kisses Enrico's hands

[03:40:41] @ Enrico Maxwell : ........

[03:40:48] @ Enrico Maxwell : PIP! GAWD DAMNIT!

[03:40:51] @ Enrico Maxwell : >_<'

[03:41:05] * Pip Bernadotte "I am sorry, pope, for I am a lapsed catholic"

[03:41:18] Pip Bernadotte : Might I take comunion with you?

[03:41:30] The Dragon Misstress : ..........

[03:41:34] The Dragon Misstress : /e starts to snicker

[03:41:40] @ Enrico Maxwell : oh

[03:41:41] @ Enrico Maxwell : my

[03:41:42] * The Dragon Misstress starts to snicker

[03:41:43] @ Enrico Maxwell : god.

[03:41:56] The Dragon Misstress : XD

[03:41:58] The Dragon Misstress : bad thoughts

[03:42:07] The Dragon Misstress : bad thoughts invading my mind

[03:42:08] The Dragon Misstress : XD

[03:42:26] Pip Bernadotte : ...

[03:42:29] Pip Bernadotte : Pope?

[03:42:51] Pip Bernadotte : Might we take the wafer and drink the wine?

[03:42:56] * The Dragon Misstress sinckers

[03:42:59] @ Enrico Maxwell : .... Si

[03:42:59] The Dragon Misstress : yeah

[03:43:03] @ Enrico Maxwell : .....

[03:43:04] @ Enrico Maxwell : NO!

[03:43:07] @ Enrico Maxwell : NO

[03:43:11] @ Enrico Maxwell : NO WINE FOR YOU!

[03:43:16] * Enrico Maxwell hides it all

[03:43:21] The Dragon Misstress : he'll do 'comunion' with you

Guest

[20:37:43] matthew arkansas has been kicked by Schrodinger.
[20:37:53] Matthew Arkansas has joined the chat on Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:37 pm
[20:38:01] @ Matthew Arkansas : I deserved that <_<
[20:38:04] @ Schrodinger. : ilu? :3
[20:38:08] @ Schrodinger. : xDDDD
[20:38:12] Seras Victoria : Wow. It rules when you can kick the Webbie. lol
[20:38:23] Seras Victoria : Webbie... that`s better than "Webmaster."
[20:38:28] @ Schrodinger. : It's his pussy bitch account. Of course you can kick that one.
[20:38:35] @ Matthew Arkansas : It appears to be "KICK THE WEBMASTER" day today.
[20:38:39] Seras Victoria : LOL Right.
[20:38:46] Pip Bernadotte : http://www.dominic-deegan.com/comic.php?id=2342&save-as=20091126.jpg
[20:38:47] * Seras Victoria holds out a hand to Schrö
[20:38:51] @ Matthew Arkansas : HANG ON A SECOND
[20:38:53] Seras Victoria : Peace, Sistur?
[20:39:01] Endora V. Yeager has joined the chat on Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:39 pm
[20:39:03] * Schrodinger. bites Seras' hand and giggles hysterically.
[20:39:08] Pip Bernadotte : It is kick the webmaster day today
[20:39:11] Endora V. Yeager : Posted, Seras.
[20:39:11] Seras Victoria : o__o I suppose.
[20:39:12] Pip Bernadotte : It's thanksgiving
[20:39:14] Karl Reinhardt has joined the chat on Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:39 pm
[20:39:18] Seras Victoria : Okay. ^^
[20:39:22] Moderator status given to Seras Victoria by Karl Reinhardt
[20:39:24] Moderator status given to Endora V. Yeager by Karl Reinhardt
[20:39:24] @ Schrodinger. : Yarrr, peace!
[20:39:26] Moderator status given to Neko Jay by Karl Reinhardt
[20:39:28] Moderator status given to Pip Bernadotte by Karl Reinhardt
[20:39:30] Karl Reinhardt is Disconnected on Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:39 pm
[20:39:36] Endora V. Yeager : Yeah!
[20:39:38] Seras Victoria : HOLYSHIT YES
[20:39:44] @ Schrodinger. : oh gott get me out of here.
[20:39:46] Schrodinger. is Disconnected on Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:39 pm
[20:39:47] Matthew Arkansas has been kicked by Seras Victoria
[20:39:50] Matthew Arkansas has joined the chat on Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:39 pm
[20:39:55] Endora V. Yeager : I got my @ back!
[20:39:56] matthew arkansas has been kicked by Pip Bernadotte
[20:40:03] Matthew Arkansas has joined the chat on Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:40 pm
[20:40:09] Matthew Arkansas has been kicked by Seras Victoria
[20:40:13] Pip Bernadotte : Looked fun
[20:40:16] Pip Bernadotte : I had to do it
[20:40:21] Matthew Arkansas has joined the chat on Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:40 pm
[20:40:24] Matthew Arkansas has been kicked by Seras Victoria
[20:40:30] Matthew Arkansas has joined the chat on Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:40 pm
[20:40:30] Pip Bernadotte has been kicked by Pip Bernadotte
[20:40:34] * Endora V. Yeager lols.
[20:40:36] Pip Bernadotte has joined the chat on Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:40 pm
[20:40:40] Matthew Arkansas has been kicked by Seras Victoria
[20:40:53] Matthew Arkansas has joined the chat on Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:40 pm
[20:40:54] Matthew Arkansas has been kicked by Seras Victoria
[20:41:05] Pip Bernadotte : Oh hey, I can kick myself
[20:41:15] Matthew Arkansas has joined the chat on Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:41 pm
[20:41:19] Matthew Arkansas has been kicked by Seras Victoria
[20:41:24] Schrodinger. has joined the chat on Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:41 pm
[20:41:41] Matthew Arkansas has joined the chat on Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:41 pm
[20:41:45] Matthew Arkansas has been kicked by Seras Victoria
[20:41:48] Matthew Arkansas has joined the chat on Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:41 pm
[20:41:51] Endora V. Yeager : Poor guy.
[20:41:53] Seras Victoria : I LOVE THIS
[20:41:59] Matthew Arkansas has been kicked by Seras Victoria
[20:42:00] * Pip Bernadotte ponders who to kick next
[20:42:06] Matthew Arkansas has joined the chat on Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:42 pm
[20:42:10] Matthew Arkansas has been kicked by Seras Victoria
[20:42:14] Matthew Arkansas has joined the chat on Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:42 pm
[20:42:16] @ Matthew Arkansas : SERASSS
[20:42:17] @ Matthew Arkansas : NOOOO
[20:42:20] Matthew Arkansas has been kicked by Seras Victoria
[20:42:20] Matthew Arkansas has joined the chat on Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:42 pm
[20:42:20] @ Matthew Arkansas : LET SCHRO DO IT
[20:42:24] Matthew Arkansas is Disconnected on Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:42 pm
[20:42:25] Matthew Arkansas has joined the chat on Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:42 pm
[20:42:29] Endora V. Yeager : xD
[20:42:29] Matthew Arkansas has been kicked by Seras Victoria
[20:42:30] @ Schrodinger. : ;____;
[20:42:32] Matthew Arkansas has joined the chat on Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:42 pm
[20:42:33] Seras Victoria : GAME!
[20:42:37] @ Schrodinger. : It's my turns D:
[20:42:38] Endora V. Yeager : Well now I'm tempted.
[20:42:40] @ Matthew Arkansas : FUUUU
[20:42:41] Seras Victoria : Ten kicks in a row. : D
[20:42:42] * Pip Bernadotte eyeballs Schrodinger
[20:42:49] matthew arkansas has been kicked by Matthew Arkansas
[20:43:00] Matthew Arkansas has joined the chat on Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:43 pm
[20:43:04] pip bernadotte has been kicked by Schrodinger.
[20:43:08] @ Schrodinger. : Don't eben try it.
[20:43:09] Matthew Arkansas has been kicked by Endora V. Yeager
[20:43:11] @ Schrodinger. : Even*
[20:43:12] Matthew Arkansas has joined the chat on Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:43 pm
[20:43:20] Pip Bernadotte has joined the chat on Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:43 pm
[20:43:24] @ Matthew Arkansas : 3 more kicks.
[20:43:29] @ Matthew Arkansas : Then I get on.
[20:43:33] @ Matthew Arkansas : AS KARL.
[20:43:37] matthew arkansas has been kicked by Schrodinger.
[20:43:45] Seras Victoria : OMG IM OUTTA HERE.
[20:43:46] Seras Victoria is Disconnected on Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:43 pm
[20:43:51] Matthew Arkansas has joined the chat on Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:43 pm
[20:43:59] @ Matthew Arkansas : 2 more
[20:44:01] @ Matthew Arkansas : Anyone?
[20:44:25] matthew arkansas has been kicked by Schrodinger.
[20:44:29] Matthew Arkansas has joined the chat on Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:44 pm
[20:44:32] @ Schrodinger. : I MISSED OUT ON ALL THE FUN.
[20:44:34] @ Matthew Arkansas : 1 more
[20:44:35] matthew Arkansas has been kicked by Pip Bernadotte
[20:44:37] Matthew Arkansas has joined the chat on Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:44 pm
[20:44:37] @ Matthew Arkansas : Anyone?
[20:44:37] Matthew Arkansas is Disconnected on Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:44 pm
[20:44:39] Matthew Arkansas has joined the chat on Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:44 pm
[20:44:39] @ Schrodinger. : I SHOTGUN THE LAST KICKS. D8<
[20:44:48] @ Matthew Arkansas : KAY
[20:44:54] Endora V. Yeager has been kicked by Pip Bernadotte
[20:45:07] Karl Reinhardt has joined the chat on Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:45 pm
[20:45:09] Pip Bernadotte : Schrodinger is oddly unkickable
[20:45:11] Pip Bernadotte : I kept trying
[20:45:11] Moderator status withdrawn to Pip Bernadotte by Karl Reinhardt
[20:45:15] Fritz has joined the chat on Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:45 pm
[20:45:15] Fritz is Disconnected on Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:45 pm
[20:45:16] Fritz has joined the chat on Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:45 pm
[20:45:22] Fritz : Bawwww
[20:45:29] Fritz : I feel shit like
[20:45:36] Moderator status withdrawn to neko jay by Karl Reinhardt
[20:45:36] * Pip Bernadotte hugs Fritz
[20:45:36] pip bernadotte has been kicked by Schrodinger.
[20:45:37] Fritz : =_= Home alone at thanksgiving.
[20:45:42] Pip Bernadotte has joined the chat on Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:45 pm
[20:45:43] Moderator status withdrawn to seras victoria by Karl Reinhardt
[20:45:45] Endora V. Yeager has joined the chat on Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:45 pm
[20:45:45] Fritz : I guess thats like being home alone at new years
[20:45:48] @ Schrodinger. : kekekekeek I'm just Jesus~
[20:45:57] * Pip Bernadotte hugs Fritz
[20:46:00] Moderator status withdrawn to endora v. yeager by Karl Reinhardt
[20:46:14] Fritz : lolwut
[20:46:23] Endora V. Yeager : DAMN!
[20:46:24] @ Schrodinger. : Can I clear plz?

Guest

[15:49:18] Seras Victoria : Ya know.. i haz a funny idea.

[15:49:26] Pip Bernadotte : Oho?

[15:49:31] Fritz : BTW

[15:49:36] @ Seras Victoria is Disconnected on Thu Nov 26, 2009 3:49 pm

[15:49:38] @ Seras Victoria has joined the chat on Thu Nov 26, 2009 3:49 pm

[15:49:44] Fritz : FIRST SQUAD

[15:49:45] @ Seras Victoria : LOL NOW I`M A CHATMOID

[15:49:48] Fritz : Oh no not that again

[15:49:50] @ Seras Victoria : MOD*

[15:49:53] Fritz : =_= Shit so old

[15:50:01] @ Seras Victoria : XDDD I didn`t think this`d work.

[15:50:15] Pip Bernadotte : O.O

[15:50:18] Fritz : You can't do anything though.

[15:50:25] Endora V. Yeager : Try kicking someone. >D

[15:50:32] * @ Seras Victoria kicks Fritz balls

[15:50:33] @ Seras Victoria : THERE

[15:50:37] Fritz : No matter how many times you say Desu and eat pockey, you will never be japanese. Its like th...OW

[15:50:39] Fritz is Disconnected on Thu Nov 26, 2009 3:50 pm

[15:50:41] Pip Bernadotte : /kick pip bernadotte

[15:50:42] Fritz has joined the chat on Thu Nov 26, 2009 3:50 pm

[15:50:44] @ Karl Reinhardt : It's not right.

[15:50:46] Endora V. Yeager : xD

[15:50:52] @ Seras Victoria : See, works just fine. XD

[15:50:57] Fritz : =_= Bastard

Guest

[21:42:41] * Pip Bernadotte stares at Seras Victoria

[21:42:57] * Pip Bernadotte drags Seras Victoria into the bathroom and dunks her in the tub

[21:43:08] * Pip Bernadotte starts scrubbing Seras behind the ears

[21:43:34] @ Karl Reinhardt : o_____o

[21:44:12] * Pip Bernadotte pulls out toothbrush

[21:44:20] * Pip Bernadotte starts brushing Seras' teeth

[21:46:30] Seras Victoria : GAH

[21:46:32] Seras Victoria : PIP

[21:46:39] Pip Bernadotte : What?

[21:46:42] * Pip Bernadotte keeps brushing

[21:46:52] Seras Victoria : You know, at some times i`d rather be undressed. x_x

[21:46:59] * Seras Victoria `s uniform is soaking wet

[21:47:09] @ Karl Reinhardt : O_____O

[21:47:11] * Seras Victoria `s ammo mags are wet too

[21:47:23] Pip Bernadotte : But last time I tried to undress you without permission you hit me

[21:47:29] * Seras Victoria ´s handgun is wet and thus endangered to explode

[21:47:36] Seras Victoria : Yah.

[21:47:41] * Pip Bernadotte washes Seras' underarms

[21:47:44] Seras Victoria : Because you didn`t ask for permission.

[21:47:54] * Seras Victoria shudders and groans.

[21:48:18] * Pip Bernadotte kisses Seras' forhead

[21:48:28] Seras Victoria : -.-*

[21:48:31] * Pip Bernadotte keeps washing

[21:48:32] * Seras Victoria smacks him

[21:48:40] * Pip Bernadotte is smacked

[21:49:23] Endora V. Yeager has been disconnected the Thu Nov 26, 2009 9:49 pm (session timeout)

[21:49:48] Pip Bernadotte : Ow... but I'm getting you cleeean

[21:49:55] Pip Bernadotte : You had the grease of battle upon you

[21:50:17] @ Karl Reinhardt : -Snort-
[21:50:31] Seras Victoria : -.- You could´ve asked.

[21:50:55] Pip Bernadotte : But it is more fun to just do

[21:51:24] Seras Victoria : Not after i beat all your teeth out.

[21:54:00] Fritz THE GREAT has joined the chat on Thu Nov 26, 2009 9:54 pm

[21:54:04] Pip Bernadotte : Pah, they're all false teeth anyway

[21:54:07] Fritz THE GREAT is Disconnected on Thu Nov 26, 2009 9:54 pm

[21:54:14] Pip Bernadotte : You beat them all out a long time ago

[21:54:43] Seras Victoria : ....then, how about i replace them with real ones?

[21:54:58] * Seras Victoria smiles deviously and shows her fangs whilest reaching for his neck

[21:55:21] Pip Bernadotte : Ah, ma chauvre sourris, I fear that would not work

[21:55:39] Pip Bernadotte : I would simply become a shambling goul, and not a vampire such as yourself

[21:55:47] Pip Bernadotte : I am no virgin, ma chou

[21:56:01] Seras Victoria : Oh, Pip, you silly frenchman.

[21:56:07] Seras Victoria : There are other ways of becomeing a vampire.

[21:56:09] Pip Bernadotte : Still, my blood is yours, if it is your desire

[21:56:14] * Karl Reinhardt belches.*

Guest

23:13:48] * Pip Bernadotte starts washing endora and Karl

[23:13:56] @ Endora V. Yeager : -_-**

[23:15:15] Todd Winston : O.o

[23:15:41] @ Endora V. Yeager : What are you implying, Frenchman?! I do not need cleansing!

[23:16:16] Pip Bernadotte : You have the grease of battle

[23:16:22] * Pip Bernadotte scrubs Endora behind the ears

[23:16:29] Pip Bernadotte : And you forgot to scrub behind the ears

[23:16:53] * Pip Bernadotte stares at Todd

[23:16:59] * Pip Bernadotte stares harder at todd

[23:17:13] * Pip Bernadotte dunks todd's hands in the tub, and scrubs under the nails

[23:17:22] * Endora V. Yeager purrs.

[23:18:10] @ Karl Reinhardt : Who said my name?

[23:18:11] Pip Bernadotte : Anyway isn't it hellsing's mission to clense vampires?

[23:18:31] Seras Victoria : Not literally. x__x

[23:18:42] Todd Winston : O.O

[23:18:45] Pip Bernadotte : Oh

[23:18:52] * Pip Bernadotte reads mission statement again

[23:18:59] Pip Bernadotte : Still says clense the undead

[23:19:11] Seras Victoria : Thats a typo

[23:19:17] Seras Victoria : It`s supposed to read "Kill".

[23:19:20] Pip Bernadotte : Oh...

[23:19:26] Todd Winston : Well, some of them ARE fulthy and rotting...

[23:19:30] Todd Winston : *filthy

[23:19:32] * Pip Bernadotte pulls out gun, points it at Endora, Karl, and Seras

[23:19:40] Seras Victoria : WTF.

[23:19:46] Todd Winston : Not friendly Vampires.

[23:19:47] * Seras Victoria grabs his arm and pulls it behind his back

[23:19:50] Seras Victoria : BAD FRENCHIE

[23:19:52] @ Endora V. Yeager : o_O; Put that down.

[23:19:55] Pip Bernadotte : Oh. Right

[23:19:56] Seras Victoria : BAD BAD FRENCHIE

[23:20:13] @ Endora V. Yeager : You are the unclean one!

[23:20:18] * Endora V. Yeager dunks Pip

Subject: Re: Chat Box: CRAZY MOMENTS Tue Dec 01, 2009 10:05 am

[15:59:57] Neko Jay : I'm trying to make my forum look like this one with the catagories split up but...uhh

[16:01:47] Void : meh

[16:02:13] Neko Jay : Wth WHY DOESN'T THIS WORK

[16:02:21] * Neko Jay noms arms off

[16:04:03] Neko Jay : It says to go to hompage BUT IT ISN'T THERE GOD DAMN GUIDE

[16:04:20] Void : '

[16:05:21] Seras Victoria : .....

[16:05:22] Neko Jay : OMG I DONE IT MY LIFE IT HAS MEANING

Guest

[04:07:22] * Pip Bernadotte steals a pair of walter's boxers, and replaces Rip's underwear with them... without removing Rip's pants!

[04:07:33] @ Rip Van Winkle : O_O

[04:07:36] @ Pip Bernadotte : See that? That takes SKILL

[04:08:21] * Pip Bernadotte laughs maniacly

[04:08:41] @ Rip Van Winkle : lol

[04:09:12] * Pip Bernadotte falls over laughing

[04:09:22] @ Pip Bernadotte : Hey... who replaiced my armoured boxers with armoured panties?!

[04:09:40] * Pip Bernadotte pulls down pants to double check. He's wearing armoured HELLO KITTY panties

[04:09:44] * Pip Bernadotte stares astonished

[04:10:37] @ Pip Bernadotte : Who the...

[04:10:45] * Pip Bernadotte pulls up pants, quickly

[04:10:46] @ Rip Van Winkle : O_O

[04:11:07] @ Pip Bernadotte : I'm... uh... off to the dressing room to... change

[04:11:14] * Pip Bernadotte walks into the dressing room

[04:11:21] @ Rip Van Winkle : lol

[04:11:26] * Pip Bernadotte screams loudly

[04:11:33] @ Pip Bernadotte : ALL OF MY ARMOURED BOXERS!

[04:11:37] @ Pip Bernadotte : Replaced with... with...

[04:11:41] @ Pip Bernadotte : ARMOURED LINGERAY!

[04:11:44] @ Pip Bernadotte : NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[04:12:02] @ Rip Van Winkle : XD

Guest

[13:50:03] Void : oh hi Axle.

[13:51:09] Axle Savior : hi void.

[13:51:12] Axle Savior : oh god.

[13:51:19] Axle Savior : this is sooo funny.

[13:51:22] Void : why thank you.

[13:51:32] Void : I like being called by my proper title.

[13:51:34] Axle Savior : Hello peoples!.

[13:51:35] Void : 'my god'.

[13:51:36] Axle Savior : wait.

[13:51:36] Void : XD.

[13:51:42] Axle Savior : XD.

[13:52:15] Axle Savior : ☻/ This is bob, copy paste him on.

[13:52:28] Axle Savior : /▌ every update you see so he can.

[13:52:34] Void : The Game, Axle.

[13:52:55] Axle Savior : / \ take over Facebook.

[13:53:00] Axle Savior : Shit.

[13:53:02] Axle Savior : hahaha.

[13:53:10] Axle Savior : okay.

[13:53:12] Axle Savior : so this is bob.

[13:53:19] Axle Savior : here is the post right belowit.

[13:53:33] Axle Savior : ̿'\̵͇̿̿\з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ This is terminator. He kills Bob.Put him all over Facebook so Bob WON'T take over

Subject: Re: Chat Box: CRAZY MOMENTS Mon Dec 28, 2009 2:59 am

[08:42:01] * Sirina Anthony gets a feather and ties it to a string and lets it float around in the air while yanking it here and there a little.

[08:43:21] * Neko Jay ears twich and looks at feathers

[08:43:31] @ Sirina Anthony : ...

[08:43:47] * Sirina Anthony 's hand twitches and the feather responds.

[08:44:48] * Neko Jay slowly goes over to feather

[08:45:34] * Sirina Anthony ceases the movement of it.

[08:46:07] @ Sirina Anthony : o.O

[08:46:56] * Neko Jay lunges at feather and completly misses it and smacks into a tree

[08:49:00] Neko Jay : Oww @w@

[08:49:39] @ Sirina Anthony : Awww

[08:49:50] @ Sirina Anthony : Poor Jay.

[08:49:59] * Sirina Anthony pets Jay on the head lightly.

[08:50:26] * Neko Jay sits up 'Who are you and where is my horse'

[08:51:41] @ Sirina Anthony : ?_?

[08:51:58] @ Sirina Anthony : Sirina Anthony, the Horse... Well, Pip ate it.

[08:52:29] Neko Jay : NOOOOO

[08:52:47] * Neko Jay uber glomps Sirina and crys 'BILLYYY WHYY'

[08:53:06] @ Sirina Anthony : O_O

[08:53:21] @ Sirina Anthony : I... don't know?

[08:54:01] @ Sirina Anthony : Maybe you should claw Pip and take his scarf the next time he's on till he says he's sorry about eating your hor--- Billy.

Guest

[03:32:28] * Todd Winston ties another ribbon onto teh kiteh.

[03:32:29] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : wb then

[03:32:55] Todd Winston : thanks

[03:35:41] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : you're welcome

[03:36:04] * Schrodinger. plays with the ribbon

[03:39:37] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : >.>

[03:40:05] Matthew Arkansas has joined the chat on Wed Dec 30, 2009 3:40 am

[03:40:22] @ Matthew Arkansas : OH MY GOD A TALKING CAT.

[03:40:32] Todd Winston : XD

[03:40:34] * Matthew Arkansas strangles Schrodinger with the ribbon*

[03:40:51] * Todd Winston smacks Matthew.

[03:40:58] @ Schrodinger. : DDDDDDDDDDDD8<

[03:40:59] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : XD

[03:41:11] @ Matthew Arkansas : IT'S A DEMON FROM HELL!!

[03:41:18] @ Matthew Arkansas : GET THE HOLY WATER.

[03:41:30] @ Schrodinger. : TOO LATE I ALREADY PISSED IN IT.

[03:41:35] @ Matthew Arkansas : ARGHH.

[03:41:37] @ Schrodinger. : IT'S NOT VERY HOLY NOW, IS IT.

[03:41:44] @ Schrodinger. : AH HAH HAH HAH. HAH.

[03:41:45] * Matthew Arkansas tightens the ribbon*

[03:41:51] @ Matthew Arkansas : THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU.

[03:41:57] @ Schrodinger. : GO PRAY TO YOUR IMPOTENT GOD, SILLY CHURCH BOY~

[03:42:04] @ Matthew Arkansas : BEEEGONE DEMON.

[03:42:23] * Schrodinger. coughs up a hairball.

[03:42:33] @ Matthew Arkansas : PURIIIFYYY~

[03:42:34] @ Schrodinger. : :3

[03:42:36] @ Matthew Arkansas : CLEAAANSE~

[03:42:39] @ Matthew Arkansas : Ohwait.

[03:42:45] @ Matthew Arkansas : The demon has left the body everyone!

[03:42:49] @ Matthew Arkansas : It's okay.

[03:42:56] @ Matthew Arkansas : The demon has left the body.

[03:43:06] * Schrodinger. slaps the wet hairball on Vik's head.

[03:43:09] @ Schrodinger. : You can haz a wig.

[03:43:12] @ Schrodinger. : :3

[03:43:27] Todd Winston : ...

[03:43:34] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : lol

[03:43:35] @ Matthew Arkansas : AAHHHH.

[03:43:37] Todd Winston : I don't want to know what you licked to make that hairball.

[03:43:45] Todd Winston : Since, you know, you lack fur.

[03:43:53] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : You mean other than his private parts?

[03:43:54] * Matthew Arkansas dumps face into the holy water, his eyes burned by the piss*

[03:43:56] @ Schrodinger. : .................. hehehe

[03:44:14] Todd Winston : ...Oooohhh....

[03:44:21] Todd Winston : Ew.

[03:44:21] @ Schrodinger. : :3

[03:44:27] * Matthew Arkansas runs into a wall and dies*

[03:45:00] @ Matthew Arkansas : *Priest returns from his "Confession booth".*

[03:45:09] @ Schrodinger. : My work here is done.

[03:45:18] * Schrodinger. dusts off shoulders and curls up for a nap.

Guest

[20:10:58] Axle Savior has joined the chat on Tue Dec 29, 2009 8:10 pm.

[20:11:04] Axle Savior : hola.

[20:11:07] Axle Savior : .

[20:11:08] Todd Winston : If Schrodinger managed to exist in two places at once, each with a seperate gender, can I have a kitten?.

[20:11:17] Axle Savior : O.O.

[20:11:19] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : But yea I read one fanfic where alucard summoned another......"snake" and....."doubled the fun".

[20:11:24] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Hello axle.

[20:11:25] Todd Winston : lol.

[20:11:30] @ Schrodinger. : No, CAUSE I WOULD EAT MY CHILDREN BAHAHAA.

[20:11:40] Todd Winston : T-T.

[20:11:44] Axle Savior : XD.

[20:11:46] Todd Winston : NUUU!.

[20:11:49] Todd Winston : KITTEHZ!.

[20:12:35] @ Schrodinger. : I'M TOO AWESOME TO HAVE MINI-MES RUNNING AROUND..

[20:12:37] @ Schrodinger. : FUCK THAT SHIT..

[20:12:43] @ Schrodinger. : TASTES LIKE CHICKEN..

[20:13:13] @ Karl Reinhardt : He's ate them befoar..

[20:13:25] @ Schrodinger. : >8D.

[20:13:29] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Do you even have baby juice in your little huevos?.

[20:13:43] Axle Savior : O~O.

[20:13:51] @ Schrodinger. : Wanna go find out? ;D.

[20:14:01] Axle Savior : O.O.

[20:14:09] @ Karl Reinhardt : Axle..

[20:14:12] @ Karl Reinhardt : Calm down..

[20:14:33] Axle Savior : O.O.

[20:14:41] Todd Winston : XD.

[20:14:43] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : No but why don't you show vik?.

[20:14:45] @ Schrodinger. : I think he's broken. D:.

[20:14:53] * Integra F. W. Hellsing huggles axle.

[20:15:02] Axle Savior : O.O.

[20:15:10] * Axle Savior is still looking like this.

[20:15:13] Axle Savior : O.O.

[20:15:18] * Integra F. W. Hellsing slaps Axle.

[20:15:19] @ Karl Reinhardt : I'm broken?.

[20:15:20] @ Karl Reinhardt : How?.

[20:15:22] Axle Savior : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6Eq5gcrFCY.

[20:15:24] * Schrodinger. dresses up in a Nun's outfit..

[20:15:32] * Todd Winston thinks Integra's bust will only further confuse most guys..

[20:15:33] Axle Savior : O.O.

[20:15:38] @ Karl Reinhardt : Have I ever been "Fixed"?.

[20:15:41] Todd Winston : Bridget..

[20:15:47] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : What about my breasts?.

[20:16:02] Axle Savior : O.O.

[20:16:07] Axle Savior : .

[20:16:11] Todd Winston : They're ICly large enough to distract and confuse..

[20:16:11] * Axle Savior is fixed.

[20:16:12] * Integra F. W. Hellsing slaps axle.

[20:16:13] @ Schrodinger. : XDDD.

[20:16:24] Axle Savior : O.O.

[20:16:28] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Oh yes they are..

[20:16:35] Axle Savior : XDDDDDDD.

[20:16:37] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Though not as big as Seras's..

[20:16:44] Axle Savior : O.O.

[20:16:46] Axle Savior : D:.

[20:17:21] Axle Savior : >.>.

[20:17:32] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : You have to admit that..

[20:18:05] @ Karl Reinhardt : wtf hax..

[20:18:07] Karl Reinhardt is Disconnected on Tue Dec 29, 2009 8:18 pm.

[20:18:16] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : ???.

[20:18:30] Axle Savior : ?.

[20:18:32] Axle Savior : O.o.

[20:18:37] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : O.o.

[20:18:54] @ Schrodinger. : O.o.

[20:19:12] Axle Savior : ^-_-^ Pissed off cat .

[20:19:20] Axle Savior : O.O.

[20:20:07] Axle Savior : I get stapped by spoon.

[20:20:08] Todd Winston : Seras....Seras' are legendary..

[20:20:19] Todd Winston : Integras are still quite worthy, though..

[20:20:38] Axle Savior : He's going to scrape the ice cream out of my belly button.

[20:21:21] Todd Winston : There's a sigworthy quote..

[20:21:21] Axle Savior : Stabbed*.

[20:22:38] Todd Winston : Also: Schrodinger has mastered the Pubic Harkonnen. >.>.

[20:22:56] Todd Winston : *Hair Cannon.

[20:23:16] Todd Winston : You missed a lot before you logged in, Axle..

[20:23:29] Todd Winston : Hairballs and urine-laced holy water..

[20:24:47] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : ..

[20:25:08] Axle Savior : D:.

[20:25:10] Axle Savior : NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

[20:25:19] Axle Savior : STUPID FACEBOOK -.-.

[20:25:22] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : It's all in the crazy moments thing though.

[20:25:25] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : so you can read it..

[20:26:04] Axle Savior : .

Guest

[02:50:37 31/12/09] * Schrodinger. yawns.

[02:50:58 31/12/09] * Seras Victoria hands Schrö a pillow

[02:51:11 31/12/09] @ Schrodinger. : Thanks.

[02:51:20 31/12/09] * Schrodinger. eats the pillow.

[02:51:23 31/12/09] Seras Victoria : No Prob. :3

[02:51:32 31/12/09] Seras Victoria : Hope its tasty. :3

[02:51:36 31/12/09] @ Matthew Arkansas : You should have sterilized the pillow first.

[02:51:54 31/12/09] @ Matthew Arkansas : Now you're infected with Seras germs.

[02:52:04 31/12/09] Fausta Adler : He's going to grow huge tits?

[02:52:06 31/12/09] @ Schrodinger. : My stomach is acidic enough. I'll live if there are any infectuous diseases on it.

[02:52:13 31/12/09] Seras Victoria : Tehehehe now Schrö gets pregnant.

[02:52:24 31/12/09] @ Schrodinger. : Yeah, something like th--

[02:52:28 31/12/09] @ Schrodinger. : Aw, fuck. .__.

[02:52:30 31/12/09] @ Matthew Arkansas : Pretty much.

[02:52:40 31/12/09] Seras Victoria : As you all know Aliens grow from inside. >: D

[02:52:55 31/12/09] Seras Victoria : rofl

[02:53:07 31/12/09] Fausta Adler : It's okay, Schro, I'm sure the Major still likes you. >:3

[02:53:09 31/12/09] @ Matthew Arkansas : LOL facehuggers.

[02:53:10 31/12/09] @ Schrodinger. : I'm screwed now.

[02:53:30 31/12/09] @ Schrodinger. : I dun want no moar buttraep from herr major. ;___;

[02:53:40 31/12/09] Seras Victoria : Headcrab. Apply directly to the forehead.

[02:53:54 31/12/09] Fausta Adler : HERE KITTY, TIME FOR YOUR SHOT~

[02:53:57 31/12/09] Seras Victoria : Major`s functional?

[02:53:58 31/12/09] @ Matthew Arkansas : Herr Major doesn't care... He just does >;D

[02:54:16 31/12/09] Seras Victoria : I always thought he just had a metal boner for the lulz. o__o

[02:54:17 31/12/09] @ Schrodinger. : FFFFFFFFFF RABIES. Or Hepatitis?

[02:54:37 31/12/09] Fausta Adler : Robot boners are the worst.

[02:54:44 31/12/09] @ Matthew Arkansas : Rusty metal boner?

[02:55:10 31/12/09] Seras Victoria : Schrö is going to get screwed *Bad pun*

[02:55:24 31/12/09] @ Schrodinger. : ...... ;____;

[02:55:44 31/12/09] Seras Victoria : ...why are we discussing Major`s sex life again?

Guest

[00:43:19] * Pip Bernadotte steals one of Schrodinger's kittens

[00:43:22] Rallius Johnson : That is denied for you, catboy.

[00:43:34] Fausta Adler : VODKAAAAAAAAA~

[00:43:41] @ Schrodinger. : 8DDDDD

[00:43:46] @ Seras Victoria : Hey, Pip?

[00:43:55] @ Seras Victoria : Why do some of those kittens look like Fausta?

[00:43:55] @ Pip Bernadotte : Yes?

[00:43:59] @ Seras Victoria : o__o

[00:44:07] Rallius Johnson : I noticed that, too.

[00:44:08] @ Pip Bernadotte : Oh, I'm sure there's a reason

[00:44:12] Rallius Johnson : Wtf is this hax?

[00:44:13] @ Schrodinger. : Now, off to post~

[00:44:28] * Pip Bernadotte cuddles the Schrokitty

[00:44:49] @ Pip Bernadotte : This one's mine. I'm gonna name her "Skitty"

[00:45:16] Fausta Adler : I think those kittens look more like Major. D8

[00:45:28] @ Seras Victoria : Male pregnancy?

[00:45:34] @ Schrodinger. : FFFFFFFFFF I REFUSE TO HAVE THE MAJOR'S LOVECHILDREN.

[00:45:35] * Fausta Adler holds up fat kitty with blond hair and glasses.

[00:45:35] Rallius Johnson : But what about this one?

[00:45:38] @ Schrodinger. : SIIIIIIN.

[00:45:46] Rallius Johnson : It's an exact duplicate of you.

[00:45:55] Rallius Johnson : Waiiit.

[00:46:00] Rallius Johnson : This one looks like... Dok?

[00:46:21] @ Seras Victoria : WTF with how many people did you sleep @__@

[00:46:24] * Fausta Adler holds up muscle kitten half-covered in tattoos.

[00:46:30] Fausta Adler : Wait, something is wrong here.

[00:46:43] Rallius Johnson : And a biker?

[00:47:04] Fausta Adler : Schrodo, when did you sleep with Zorin?

[00:47:14] Rallius Johnson : Yeah o_o

[00:47:19] @ Schrodinger. : ............. I dun wanna talk about it.

[00:47:19] * Seras Victoria holds up another kitten

[00:47:20] @ Schrodinger. : D:

[00:47:25] @ Seras Victoria : Rofl this one looks like Karl. : D

[00:47:52] @ Schrodinger. : I tried to drown that one.

[00:47:56] Fausta Adler : Well, you've certainly got some 'splaining to do.

[00:47:58] @ Schrodinger. : It just wouldn't die. .___.

[00:48:22] Fausta Adler : And you didn't try to drown the Zorin kitty? Wtf is wrong with you?

[00:48:25] @ Seras Victoria : Ya for instance how did you get pregnant in the first place. o__o

[00:48:34] @ Pip Bernadotte : Schro! Why does this one look like Seras!

[00:48:44] @ Pip Bernadotte : Schroooooo!

[00:48:53] * Seras Victoria looks away

[00:48:59] Rallius Johnson : Hey look, there's a Hans kitty sulking in to corner.

[00:49:03] @ Pip Bernadotte : And this one looks like me!

[00:49:05] * Schrodinger. hides.

[00:49:08] Fausta Adler : He made him with lady parts. I was there.

[00:49:12] * Seras Victoria whistles

[00:49:16] @ Schrodinger. : Oh, the Hans one is my favourite. 8DDD

[00:49:20] @ Schrodinger. : I MEAN. -COUGH-

[00:49:24] @ Pip Bernadotte : O.O

[00:49:26] Rallius Johnson : Why is he sulking, then?

[00:49:26] @ Schrodinger. : ABOMINATIONS

[00:49:44] * Fausta Adler cuddles with the Fausta and Dok kittens.

[00:49:47] Fausta Adler : 8D

[00:50:04] @ Schrodinger. : NOW I'M GOING TO GO POST. KAY? KAY. I DUN GET TO DO THIZ VERY OFTEN WITH SCHRODO. D8

[00:50:08] Rallius Johnson : Why did you sleep with half of Millennium?

[00:50:22] * Seras Victoria stares at the Serasu kitteh

[00:50:35] Rallius Johnson : Rofl, this one looks like Jan.

[00:50:35] Fausta Adler : QUICK, POST WHILE YOU CAN!

[00:50:44] Rallius Johnson : Lol, he swears like him too.

[00:50:44] * Pip Bernadotte snuggles the Serasu kitteh

[00:50:54] @ Seras Victoria : ....probably Ceras. .__.

[00:50:54] @ Pip Bernadotte : It's almost as cute as you seras!

[00:50:59] * Fausta Adler kicks the Jan kitten across the room.

[00:51:14] @ Seras Victoria : .___. It has B cups already.

Guest

[02:23:11] Messages cleared by Integra F. W. Hellsing
[02:23:14] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : wb seras, and nakaru
[02:23:37] Fritz has joined the chat on Wed Jan 06, 2010 2:23 am
[02:23:43] Fritz : ummmmm
[02:23:44] Fritz : ?
[02:23:58] Seras Victoria : Fritz you faild
[02:24:26] Fritz : ??
[02:24:28] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : .
[02:24:29] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : lag
[02:24:32] Fritz : Well
[02:24:36] Seras Victoria : Dont question it
[02:24:37] Fritz : Thats kinda obvious isn't it Seras?
[02:24:39] @ Karl Reinhardt : WTFHAX.
[02:24:40] Seras Victoria : you failed
[02:24:48] Fritz : Wait.
[02:24:51] @ Karl Reinhardt : Seras stfu nub.
[02:24:54] Fritz : I doN't disagree but
[02:25:00] Fritz : In which front did I fail?
[02:25:10] Seras Victoria : Entering the chatbox
[02:25:16] Fritz : Right.
[02:25:23] Moderator status withdrawn to Seras Victoria by Karl Reinhardt
[02:25:27] Seras Victoria : Saying "uhmmm" is Nickccas thing.
[02:25:28] Seras Victoria has been kicked by Karl Reinhardt

Guest

[05:25:30] Fritz has joined the chat on Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:25 am
[05:25:34] Fritz : heeey karl
[05:25:42] @ Enrico Maxwell : And I congradulaite the people who are tolerant of the constant hate, and then those who are tolerant that they might be a little uncomfortable of, lets say a gay man in their house visiting.
[05:25:45] @ Herr Doktor : Karl's offline Freetz
[05:25:47] @ Pip Bernadotte : Karl's gone
[05:25:50] Fritz : oh
[05:25:58] Father Alexander Anderson : Fritz you might want to run while you still have a chance.
[05:26:05] Fritz : Why?
[05:26:16] @ Enrico Maxwell : o_o
[05:26:19] Father Alexander Anderson : Just trust me.
[05:26:26] @ Pip Bernadotte : Because we're all bi here
[05:26:26] Fritz : ?
[05:26:32] @ Pip Bernadotte : And Dok is playing with Enrico
[05:26:35] Fritz : I don't really mind.
[05:26:37] @ Pip Bernadotte : Or maybe Enrico with Dok
[05:26:38] Fritz : oh.
[05:26:39] Fritz is Disconnected on Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:26 am

Guest

[05:30:13] @ Pip Bernadotte : Dok if you don't tell me, I'll cover you in cheeze wizz
[05:30:32] Fritz : ..........
[05:30:34] @ Herr Doktor : he has modship back Fritz
[05:30:42] Fritz : oh.
[05:31:32] Fritz : I just realized that Fritz isn't really anywhere on the forum anymore
[05:31:44] * Pip Bernadotte covers Dok with cheeze wizz
[05:31:44] Fritz : I should get him somewhere.
[05:31:48] @ Pip Bernadotte : I warned yew
[05:31:53] Fritz : Dok, where should Fritz go, maybe?
[05:31:55] @ Pip Bernadotte : Enrico! He's all wizzed up
[05:32:09] @ Enrico Maxwell : meh
[05:32:12] @ Enrico Maxwell : lol
[05:32:15] Fritz : Like a baws
[05:32:32] Fritz : oh shit guise
[05:32:36] * Pip Bernadotte points cheeze wizz sprayer at Fritz
[05:32:36] Fritz : i gotta go do the dishes now
[05:32:46] Fritz is Disconnected on Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:32 am

Guest

[07:02:17] * Sirina Anthony found bleached wolfs skull for sale

[07:03:33] Neko Jay : OwO

[07:03:42] Neko Jay : A bleached wolfs skull ??

[07:04:02] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : ???

[07:04:27] @ Sirina Anthony : yeah

[07:04:41] Neko Jay : Who would buy that ???11111

[07:04:56] * Sirina Anthony holds her hand up

[07:05:00] @ Sirina Anthony : I love bones?

[07:05:09] @ Sirina Anthony : http://www.outdoor-photos.com/

[07:05:15] @ Sirina Anthony : great photos

[07:05:15] * Neko Jay chuckles

[07:05:50] @ Sirina Anthony : http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=38212537&ref=sr_gallery_2&&ga_search_query=wolf&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_page=14&includes[]=tags&includes[]=title
[07:05:50] Neko Jay : Sirina likes bones...god what am I ten ???

[07:06:11] Neko Jay : Owo

[07:08:02] @ Sirina Anthony : ..............?

[07:08:02] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : .

[07:08:09] @ Sirina Anthony : you lost me.

[07:08:47] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : lag

[07:09:03] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : lag

[07:09:18] Neko Jay : Nuthin I could say the rest...but well...uhh

[07:09:43] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : He's saying you like boners.

[07:10:04] Neko Jay : You would think I was being immature

[07:10:06] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : As in cock.

[07:10:11] Neko Jay : ,..ja

[07:10:13] @ Sirina Anthony : o_o

[07:10:22] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Well what else would you imply?

[07:10:22] Neko Jay : *hangs head in same*

[07:10:28] Neko Jay : *shame*

[07:10:29] @ Sirina Anthony : BONES MINUES SKIN!

[07:10:44] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : .

[07:10:50] @ Sirina Anthony : >_>

[07:10:53] @ Sirina Anthony : <_<

[07:10:54] @ Sirina Anthony : v.v

[07:10:56] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : lol

[07:11:10] @ Sirina Anthony : I wanna wolfs tooth.....

[07:11:11] * Integra F. W. Hellsing pets Jay

Guest

[18:34:58] Heinkel Wolfe : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e-VDXhXPSE

[18:35:17] Heinkel Wolfe : there are no words awesome enough to describe the above clip

[18:38:41] @ Sirina Anthony : Heinkel: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4938278/1/Our_Story

[18:38:51] @ Sirina Anthony : .... holy shit I remember this southpark lmao

[18:40:26] Heinkel Wolfe : sweet is this the one you were working on yesterday?

[18:41:38] @ Matthew Arkansas : WTFLOL

[18:42:01] @ Matthew Arkansas : Ewww.

[18:42:03] @ Matthew Arkansas : Fanfics.

[18:42:10] Heinkel Wolfe : I think Matt liked the clip

[18:42:39] @ Matthew Arkansas : I couldn't forgive fanfiction after I read Seras' GodzillaxSeras thing.

[18:42:52] @ Sirina Anthony : lmao

[18:43:05] @ Sirina Anthony : dude

[18:43:06] Heinkel Wolfe : what?????????

[18:43:08] @ Sirina Anthony : just

[18:43:11] @ Sirina Anthony : try

[18:43:13] @ Sirina Anthony : and forget it

[18:43:22] @ Sirina Anthony : It's scarred you

[18:43:26] Todd Winston : ...

[18:43:30] Todd Winston : Godzilla x Seras?

[18:43:36] Todd Winston : but...but...

[18:43:43] @ Sirina Anthony : least you can say "I am a seras fanfiction reader suvivor"

[18:43:48] Todd Winston : how would Godzilla fit?

[18:43:57] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : .

[18:44:00] @ Matthew Arkansas : Let's just say....

[18:44:09] @ Sirina Anthony : we have spoken about these theories Napoelan.

[18:44:10] Todd Winston : I'm confused and scared.

[18:44:13] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : woot steak

[18:44:14] @ Sirina Anthony : There is no logic.

[18:44:15] @ Matthew Arkansas : It wasn't thick, but all that was made up for in longness.

[18:44:25] Heinkel Wolfe : I DON'T WANT TO KNOW!!!

[18:44:27] Todd Winston : ...

[18:44:34] @ Sirina Anthony : rotflmao

[18:44:41] @ Sirina Anthony : I am gonna save this

[18:44:45] * Heinkel Wolfe plugs ears and says Apostle's Creed

[18:44:50] Todd Winston : Did Seras pull an Apache Chief and go "INUPCHUK"! or something?

[18:44:57] @ Matthew Arkansas : Like.

[18:45:05] @ Matthew Arkansas : 30 feet long or so?

[18:45:06] @ Sirina Anthony : KARL!

[18:45:12] @ Sirina Anthony : REPEAT AFTER ME!

[18:45:18] @ Sirina Anthony : "I AM

[18:45:23] @ Matthew Arkansas : KAY

[18:45:24] @ Sirina Anthony : ...... REPEAT IT!

[18:45:27] @ Matthew Arkansas : "I AM

[18:45:40] @ Matthew Arkansas : I DID.

[18:45:43] @ Sirina Anthony : A SERAS

[18:45:52] @ Sirina Anthony : FANFICTION

[18:45:53] @ Matthew Arkansas : A SERAS

[18:45:57] @ Matthew Arkansas : FANFICTION

[18:46:01] @ Sirina Anthony : SURVIVOR.

[18:46:10] @ Matthew Arkansas : SURVIVOR.

[18:46:23] @ Sirina Anthony : ok now say it again on your own once moar please!

[18:46:40] @ Matthew Arkansas : "I am a Seras fanfiction survivor."

[18:46:57] @ Sirina Anthony : Remember that Karl.... remember it.

[18:47:28] * Sirina Anthony saves and posts

[18:47:31] @ Matthew Arkansas : Uuuuuughhhhhhh.

[18:47:43] @ Sirina Anthony : haaha

Subject: Re: Chat Box: CRAZY MOMENTS Sat Jan 16, 2010 3:10 am

[08:53:00] Neko Jay : Yay a cookie that won't turn me int *transfoms into a wolf*

[08:53:17] Athena : He saw the "Evil Dead" raping tree scene Hans. XD

[08:53:39] @ Captain Hans : ....

[08:54:22] Athena : He's now scared vines and trees.

[08:54:56] Athena : XD

[08:55:07] * Neko Jay looks at wolf ears and tail

[08:55:17] Neko Jay : WTH I TUNRED INTO A FREAKIN WOLF...and lol

[08:55:56] @ Captain Hans : ....

[08:56:06] * Captain Hans will establish dominace quickly.

[08:56:24] * Captain Hans turns into his wolf form and growls at Neko Jay....

[08:57:07] * Neko Jay blinks and tilts head at Hans 'is this how wolfs say hello ???'

[08:59:03] @ Captain Hans : .......

[08:59:25] * Captain Hans cannot bring himself to show dominace to Jay, turns back into human form and continues to write.

[09:00:06] * Neko Jay runs around in circles

[09:00:19] Neko Jay : *Wolf Jay

[09:00:42] * Neko Jay noms another cookie and turns into Hans

[09:00:45] Neko Jay : Owo

[09:01:10] Athena : o0

[09:01:36] Neko Jay : This is sooo weird

[09:01:41] @ Captain Hans : .........................

[09:02:28] * Neko Jay takes off Jacket

[09:02:35] Neko Jay : WTH NO SHIRT O////O

[09:02:56] @ Matthew Arkansas : .

[09:03:16] * Matthew Arkansas writes Neko Jay on the list of people to kill*

[09:03:18] Athena : Uhh...Jay I really recommend you don't show off too much. ^^

[09:04:00] * Neko Jay hans looks at pants

[09:04:02] Athena : XDDD

[09:04:05] Neko Jay : I really shouldn't

[09:04:45] @ Captain Hans : .....

[09:05:03] Athena is Disconnected on Sat Jan 16, 2010 9:05 am

[09:06:21] * Neko Jay goes to take pants off when a giant cencor eats him

[09:06:34] @ Captain Hans : D<

[09:07:43] Neko Jay : Cencor: non shall show thy bo...wait why..NOOOO HES EATING ME *jay eats giant cencor and transforms into goku jay*

[09:07:51] Neko Jay : W.....T...H

Guest

[05:58:55 16/01/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing replaces sirina's dog ears for wolf ears and tails.

[05:59:10 16/01/10] @ Matthew Arkansas : <___<

[05:59:11 16/01/10] @ Matthew Arkansas : >___>

[05:59:18 16/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : tail*

[05:59:55 16/01/10] @ Sirina Anthony : .... I take it you are hinting at something... but last time I got assulted with silver teeth.....

[06:00:13 16/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : No silver teeth this time.

[06:01:15 16/01/10] * Sirina Anthony sighs

[06:01:21 16/01/10] @ Sirina Anthony : I left him chained up outside.

[06:01:25 16/01/10] @ Sirina Anthony : let me go get him

[06:02:21 16/01/10] @ Captain Hans : ....

[06:02:49 16/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Oh I wasn't expecting you to switch

[06:03:01 16/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Just trying to make you look "anime cute"

[06:03:13 16/01/10] @ Captain Hans : o_O

[06:03:28 16/01/10] * Captain Hans is already anime cute. T_T

[06:03:37 16/01/10] * Captain Hans has many many fan girls so he must be!

[06:04:21 16/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : yea a bunch of horny girls.

[06:04:43 16/01/10] @ Captain Hans : .....

[06:04:51 16/01/10] * Captain Hans needs to get some once and a while.

[06:05:17 16/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Oh so you like the red riding hood roleplay huh?

[06:05:38 16/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : wb alec ^^

[06:05:48 16/01/10] Dietrich Drechsler : thanks

[06:06:29 16/01/10] * Captain Hans ..... apparantly likes Seras a lot according to a ton of fans.

[06:06:55 16/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I ship HansxRip

[06:07:15 16/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : But a lot of fan like HansxSeras for smut

[06:07:25 16/01/10] @ Matthew Arkansas : You wanna get it on with Seras?

[06:07:30 16/01/10] @ Matthew Arkansas : I'll be sure to tell him that.

[06:07:35 16/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : bow chica wow wow

[06:07:44 16/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I'll set up the room

[06:07:51 16/01/10] @ Matthew Arkansas : I don't think he would refuse.

[06:07:55 16/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : nope

[06:08:01 16/01/10] @ Matthew Arkansas : don't forget the candles XDDD

[06:08:12 16/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : He can probably find a pic of her naked or something I'm sure.

[06:08:19 16/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Candles yes

[06:08:22 16/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : and oysters

[06:08:23 16/01/10] @ Captain Hans : .....

[06:08:24 16/01/10] @ Matthew Arkansas : OH.

[06:08:34 16/01/10] @ Matthew Arkansas : And the big heart shaped bed.

[06:08:35 16/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : then we need some chocolate body paint

[06:08:39 16/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Yes!

Guest

[06:08:44 16/01/10] * Captain Hans wishes someone would write more rip x hans

[06:08:47 16/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Mirrors on the cieling too

[06:08:52 16/01/10] @ Captain Hans : O_O

[06:09:05 16/01/10] @ Matthew Arkansas : Oils?

[06:09:07 16/01/10] @ Matthew Arkansas : Body oils?

[06:09:11 16/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : yes

[06:09:14 16/01/10] @ Captain Hans : D<

[06:09:18 16/01/10] @ Captain Hans : /lick Matthew Arkansas

[06:09:23 16/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : and some of barry white

[06:09:28 16/01/10] @ Captain Hans : .....

[06:09:40 16/01/10] @ Matthew Arkansas : What about music?

[06:09:47 16/01/10] * Matthew Arkansas is licked o_o

[06:09:55 16/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Barry White is music

[06:10:07 16/01/10] @ Matthew Arkansas : Oh, that's alright.

[06:10:14 16/01/10] * Captain Hans is trying to kick Matthew Arkansas.

[06:11:01 16/01/10] @ Matthew Arkansas : I think the song called "Sex bomb" would be better.

[06:11:22 16/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : lol

[06:11:22 16/01/10] @ Captain Hans : ....

[06:11:24 16/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : yes

[06:11:33 16/01/10] @ Matthew Arkansas : Remember Hans: When you're about to go, yell "BOMBS AWAY!".

[06:11:40 16/01/10] * Captain Hans will sex bomb matt if he gets pissed off enough.

[06:12:16 16/01/10] * Captain Hans yells that when he pinches a loaf into the toliet bowl anyhow.

[06:13:08 16/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : this song might be good too

[06:13:13 16/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVLsINNLFjA

[06:14:02 16/01/10] @ Captain Hans : u bitch.

[06:14:04 16/01/10] @ Captain Hans : >_<

[06:14:26 16/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Oh lets put a stripper pole in the room

[06:14:40 16/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : The girl may want to use it.

[06:15:06 16/01/10] @ Matthew Arkansas : Perhaps.

[06:15:47 16/01/10] @ Matthew Arkansas : I heard that blue or Pink stimulates sexual tension.

[06:15:57 16/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : lets use blue

[06:16:07 16/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Pink would be too lovey dovey

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[06:16:08 16/01/10] NagiNaoe : hello

[06:16:14 16/01/10] NagiNaoe : I just found a cosplay

[06:16:22 16/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Oh and the bed should spin around.

[06:16:28 16/01/10] @ Matthew Arkansas : Why?

[06:16:43 16/01/10] @ Matthew Arkansas : OH I KNOW.

[06:16:46 16/01/10] @ Matthew Arkansas : Handcuffs.

[06:16:55 16/01/10] @ Matthew Arkansas : And a muzzle for Hans.

[06:16:57 16/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : YES

[06:17:04 16/01/10] NagiNaoe : I am doing Dexter from Powerpuff Girls Dojinshi

[06:17:48 16/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Oh we should include a riding crop too.

[06:17:56 16/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I hear hans likes it rough

[06:18:07 16/01/10] @ Captain Hans : .....

[06:18:33 16/01/10] @ Matthew Arkansas : OH.

[06:18:34 16/01/10] * Captain Hans grabs NagiNaoe and gives the 'help me!' face.

[06:18:36 16/01/10] @ Matthew Arkansas : Maybeeee.

[06:18:44 16/01/10] @ Matthew Arkansas : Nein.

[06:18:49 16/01/10] * Matthew Arkansas drags Hans away*

[06:19:18 16/01/10] @ Captain Hans : ._____.

[06:19:28 16/01/10] * Captain Hans bites karl and runs up the tree.

[06:19:43 16/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : See he likes it rough

[06:19:51 16/01/10] @ Matthew Arkansas : He bit me.

[06:19:53 16/01/10] @ Matthew Arkansas : ...

[06:20:08 16/01/10] * Matthew Arkansas drags Seras along*

[06:20:09 16/01/10] @ Matthew Arkansas : HEY HANS.

[06:20:12 16/01/10] @ Matthew Arkansas : PLAY-MATE.

[06:20:39 16/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : should we include a butt plug or dildo?

[06:21:07 16/01/10] @ Captain Hans : D=

[06:21:39 16/01/10] @ Matthew Arkansas : BOTH.

[06:22:48 16/01/10] @ Captain Hans : ........................

[06:23:04 16/01/10] * Captain Hans takes said butt plug and shoves it up Matts ass.

[06:24:18 16/01/10] * Matthew Arkansas was wearing mail undergarments... So that doesn't work*

[06:24:59 16/01/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing makes the basket full of stuff look fancy

[06:25:02 16/01/10] @ Captain Hans : ......

[06:25:06 16/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : oh rose petals

[06:25:09 16/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : on the bed

[06:25:11 16/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : and floors

[06:25:23 16/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : white ones though

[06:26:50 16/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : .

[06:27:08 16/01/10] @ Matthew Arkansas : Oh.

[06:27:13 16/01/10] @ Matthew Arkansas : And.

[06:27:35 16/01/10] * Matthew Arkansas stuffs a box of trojan "El-Grande" size under the bed*

[06:27:52 16/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Yes safety first.

[06:28:02 16/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : We don't want any unwanted pups going around.

[06:28:10 16/01/10] @ Captain Hans : .........

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[06:28:22 16/01/10] * Captain Hans found the dandy mans daughter

[06:28:43 16/01/10] NagiNaoe : O_O

[06:29:00 16/01/10] NagiNaoe : *hides behind Integra and looks at Hans nervously

[06:29:13 16/01/10] * Captain Hans gives link as her name is Spades

[06:29:58 16/01/10] * Matthew Arkansas installs surround sound speakers*

[06:30:13 16/01/10] @ Matthew Arkansas : Nothing like doin' it to the music all around you.

[06:30:56 16/01/10] Dietrich Drechsler : http://fireheart1001.deviantart.com/art/Hellsing-bloopers-31-Shoot-133489076

[06:31:22 16/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : oh yea

[06:31:41 16/01/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing puts some KY Jelly on the nightstand.

[06:32:43 16/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : .

[06:32:52 16/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Never know if he'll need it or not.

[06:32:55 16/01/10] @ Matthew Arkansas : HARDER, BETTER, FASTER, STRONGER

[06:33:33 16/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : He'll probably be lasting about what 2 hours?

[06:34:39 16/01/10] @ Matthew Arkansas : 2 and a half if he tries hard enough.

[06:34:45 16/01/10] * Captain Hans lols at the blooper

[06:34:50 16/01/10] @ Captain Hans : o_o

[06:35:03 16/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : True he could prolong it.

[06:35:06 16/01/10] @ Matthew Arkansas : I mean.

[06:35:14 16/01/10] @ Matthew Arkansas : It's all about pleasing the woman, here.

[06:35:15 16/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : The foreplay alone could last 30 minutes.

[06:35:21 16/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : True.

[06:36:18 16/01/10] * Matthew Arkansas installs a dimmer switch, activated by a remote*

[06:37:16 16/01/10] @ Matthew Arkansas : Ahhh.

[06:37:22 16/01/10] @ Matthew Arkansas : This place is really coming along.

[06:37:26 16/01/10] @ Captain Hans : .............

[06:37:38 16/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Let's see what else is there to add to this masterpiece?

[06:37:56 16/01/10] @ Captain Hans : if you two keep this up, I am gonna go write a fucking rip x hans lemon to prove a point

[06:38:09 16/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Some handles on the wall in case he bangs her on the wall?

[06:38:12 16/01/10] @ Captain Hans : dough!!!!!!!!!!

[06:38:17 16/01/10] @ Captain Hans : >_<'

[06:38:21 16/01/10] @ Matthew Arkansas : ....... Good idea!

[06:38:48 16/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : uh help me because I don't know my power tools D8

[06:39:06 16/01/10] * Captain Hans looks at their so called sex palice and calls it a torture chamber.

[06:39:08 16/01/10] * Matthew Arkansas grabs power drill, and installs two heavy duty handles to the wall*

[06:39:26 16/01/10] @ Matthew Arkansas : Soon enough you'll be calling it a sex palace, too.

[06:39:44 16/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : yup

[06:39:57 16/01/10] @ Matthew Arkansas : Oh, what about windows?

[06:40:10 16/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : One nice bay window

[06:40:12 16/01/10] @ Matthew Arkansas : Bah, who needs windows.

[06:40:27 16/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : One at least to let the moonlight in

[06:40:34 16/01/10] @ Captain Hans : O_O

[06:40:44 16/01/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing installs a bay window.

[06:40:45 16/01/10] * Matthew Arkansas installs one nice bay window*

[06:40:52 16/01/10] @ Matthew Arkansas : JINX.

[06:41:00 16/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : no I said it first

[06:41:06 16/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : by one second

[06:42:21 16/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : .

[06:42:30 16/01/10] @ Captain Hans : ....

[06:43:02 16/01/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing puts a nice sheer white curtain to line the windows.

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[06:43:58 16/01/10] * Matthew Arkansas makes Hans watch a slideshow of Seras in many provocative positions*

[06:44:20 16/01/10] @ Matthew Arkansas : ... I'm preparing him.

[06:45:19 16/01/10] @ Captain Hans : O_O

[06:45:28 16/01/10] * Captain Hans closes eyes tight >_<

[06:45:56 16/01/10] * Matthew Arkansas also has Seras moaning and screaming taped into the slideshow*

[06:46:00 16/01/10] @ Matthew Arkansas : Don't ask how I got that.

[06:46:37 16/01/10] * Captain Hans plugs ears.

[06:47:18 16/01/10] * Matthew Arkansas turns the volume to very loud*

[06:47:31 16/01/10] @ Captain Hans : ..........................

[06:47:42 16/01/10] * Captain Hans breaks the speakers.

[06:48:13 16/01/10] * Matthew Arkansas speakers are enclosed in silver cages*

[06:48:57 16/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : http://konachan.com/post/show?md5=8a4d120094c307e3933b6313505154c6

[06:49:08 16/01/10] @ Captain Hans : .................

[06:49:15 16/01/10] * Captain Hans shoots his ears off.

[06:50:19 16/01/10] @ Matthew Arkansas : Very good picture.

[06:50:31 16/01/10] * Matthew Arkansas watches Hans regenerate*

[06:50:34 16/01/10] @ Matthew Arkansas : Come on.

[06:50:36 16/01/10] @ Matthew Arkansas : No suicide.

[06:50:41 16/01/10] @ Matthew Arkansas : Be a proper gentleman.

[06:50:43 16/01/10] @ Matthew Arkansas : Be polite.

[06:50:53 16/01/10] @ Matthew Arkansas : Romance her a little.

[06:51:16 16/01/10] @ Matthew Arkansas : And by all means. Do -NOT- try the dick in a box trick... It doesn't work.

[06:51:21 16/01/10] * Captain Hans looks over at Drechsler with the 'please help me!' face.

[06:54:20 16/01/10] * Dietrich Drechsler gives Captain a 'what do you want me to do' face

[06:54:43 16/01/10] * Matthew Arkansas strangles Dietrich*

[06:55:29 16/01/10] @ Captain Hans : D=

[06:55:47 16/01/10] * Captain Hans hands Drechsler a galon of gas and a zippo.

[06:55:56 16/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : do no interfer D<

[06:56:07 16/01/10] * Captain Hans kicks the shit outta Matthew with 90 ps in his butt.

[06:56:23 16/01/10] * Matthew Arkansas takes that and covers Dietrich with a gallon of gas... Then lights him on fire*

[06:56:36 16/01/10] @ Captain Hans : o_o

[06:56:44 16/01/10] * Matthew Arkansas was wearing invisi shield, so is not effected*

[06:56:57 16/01/10] * Captain Hans puts it out by thorwing Drechsler in a bath tub of water

[06:57:35 16/01/10] * Dietrich Drechsler gets out of the tub and pushes Matthew into it and tosses a plugged in toaster into the tub

[06:58:05 16/01/10] * Matthew Arkansas is zapped to death x_x*

[06:58:44 16/01/10] @ Captain Hans : o_o

[06:58:53 16/01/10] * Captain Hans wonders why he didn't think of that in the first place.

[06:59:20 16/01/10] @ Karl Reinhardt : Soo.

[06:59:25 16/01/10] * Dietrich Drechsler smiles victoriously

[06:59:25 16/01/10] @ Karl Reinhardt : Hans is about to get some?

[06:59:28 16/01/10] @ Karl Reinhardt : Alllriiiight!

[06:59:44 16/01/10] * Captain Hans shakes head

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18:25:19] Heinkel Wolfe : let's all jus agree to disagree.

[18:25:20] Athena : Can't beat Legend of Zelda music Heinkel. =).

[18:25:34] * Heinkel Wolfe bigins massive Carmelldansen.

[18:25:34] Todhändler : Soul Eater OST can.

[18:25:42] Heinkel Wolfe : watch me.

[18:26:22] Todhändler : ooh ooh, do a caremelldansen with our characters!.

[18:26:31] Todhändler : someone get good at flash!.

[18:26:36] Neko Jay : Hope Nappas ghost doesn't appear.

[18:26:47] Heinkel Wolfe : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YUWD4BZ81Y.

[18:26:55] * Heinkel Wolfe just won.

[18:26:59] Neko Jay : ..

[18:27:23] Dietrich Drechsler has been disconnected the Sat Jan 23, 2010 6:27 pm (session timeout).

[18:27:25] Todhändler : *sigh* they always think they can win.

[18:27:36] Athena : I got a better opening. :3.

[18:27:38] Seras Victoria has been disconnected the Sat Jan 23, 2010 6:27 pm (session timeout).

[18:27:52] Athena : No wait...A better song!.

[18:28:27] Neko Jay : Tenge topuan...

[18:28:33] Neko Jay : Did I spell it right ?.

[18:28:40] Heinkel Wolfe : nope.

[18:28:53] Heinkel Wolfe : Tenjou Tenge.

[18:29:56] Athena : Buono Tomato!.

[18:31:01] Heinkel Wolfe : this could be difficult but....

[18:31:15] Todhändler : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMK_xzkYM8s.

[18:31:18] Heinkel Wolfe : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvwK4Hg-23I.

[18:31:24] Heinkel Wolfe : BOOM!.

[18:31:25] Todhändler : need anymore?.

[18:32:35] Athena : Touche...But once again I can top it..

[18:32:43] Neko Jay : ..

[18:32:58] Neko Jay : ,#.

[18:33:53] Athena : DMC for the win!.

[18:35:02] Heinkel Wolfe : damn I do love DMC, but sadly I must present THIS!!!!.

[18:35:26] Todhändler : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c1xvZ6KapA&feature=related.

[18:35:35] Heinkel Wolfe : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QO2T9sfmywY.

[18:36:11] Athena : Oh god. XD I can top it though!.

[18:36:51] Neko Jay : ..

[18:37:02] Heinkel Wolfe : nice one Tod.

[18:37:16] Todhändler : I can get more.

[18:39:19] Heinkel Wolfe : AND NOW TO END THIS!!!!.

[18:39:21] Athena : X) .

[18:39:32] Heinkel Wolfe : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogrQoBNYUSM&feature=PlayList&p=7D1CE5B26C5DB659&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=71.

[18:40:37] Athena : I SHALL END THIS!! With something that will top it all!!.

[18:42:17] Athena : Eat 4chan!!.

[18:43:29] Todhändler : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BaQTDCSMls.

[18:44:26] Nakaru Nosferatu has joined the chat on Sat Jan 23, 2010 6:44 pm.

[18:44:26] Neko Jay : ..

[18:44:32] Nakaru Nosferatu : Damn. D;.

[18:44:42] Heinkel Wolfe : O___O.

[18:44:43] Nakaru Nosferatu : I knew I should've added pictures!.

[18:44:51] Heinkel Wolfe : holy shit athena!.

[18:44:52] Athena : I win Heinkel. :3.

[18:44:56] Nakaru Nosferatu : Noone likes reading without looking at pictures..

[18:45:07] Heinkel Wolfe : time for my final trump card....

[18:45:57] Heinkel Wolfe : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxKFO-xpXnM&feature=PlayList&p=F6FF904267F2738D&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=25.

[18:47:46] Heinkel Wolfe : you did well Nakaru.

[18:47:58] Heinkel Wolfe : the important thing is you didn't back down.

[18:48:07] Athena : Touche Heinkel. But I got something end this battle..

[18:48:35] Neko Jay : ..

[18:49:39] Todhändler : ..

[18:49:45] Athena : Behold!!.

[18:51:30] Athena : Integra cursing= Epic win..

[18:51:39] Fausta Adler has joined the chat on Sat Jan 23, 2010 6:51 pm.

[18:52:08] Heinkel Wolfe : Bow down all ye of little faith!.

[18:52:17] Heinkel Wolfe : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_3xf_DcPgo.

[18:52:24] Athena : Hey Fausta..

[18:52:47] Heinkel Wolfe : hi Fausta.

[18:53:04] Fausta Adler : Hallo everyone..

[18:54:12] Athena : Touche Heinkel. Perhaps shall we call this a draw?.

[18:54:26] Heinkel Wolfe : agreed..

[18:54:57] Athena : Very well..

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[01:08:48] Matthew Arkansas has joined the chat on Mon Jan 25, 2010 1:08 am
[01:08:54] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : As Athena said our photos are in the media center. Plus FYI I am taken by someone on here already.
[01:08:55] Athena : Cold...Want me to give you the link to the first part of the OVA V?
[01:08:57] Fritz : I'd say from my meager existance in life, a generally BAD idea.
[01:09:05] Fritz : *that is a generally
[01:09:15] Kawaii : 2 integra: I see
[01:09:21] Athena : Hey Vik
[01:09:35] Fritz : Suuuup braw
[01:10:32] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : .
[01:10:33] Athena : ...
[01:10:39] Kawaii : in that pic i cant see your pretty face
[01:10:51] Athena : *facepalm*
[01:11:23] Fritz : I think, my good sir.
[01:11:27] Fritz : What is done is done.
[01:11:32] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : https://nightshaderpg.rpg-board.net/media-center-f19/pictures-of-me-t113.htm
[01:11:33] Fritz : Here, go hit on some tanks over there.
[01:11:39] Fritz : WITH A PANZERFAUST >8D
[01:11:59] Karl Reinhardt has joined the chat on Mon Jan 25, 2010 1:11 am
[01:12:09] Fritz : Volkssturm! Forwards ho!
[01:12:13] Fritz : WB Karl.
[01:12:46] @ Karl Reinhardt : Kawaii, are you just here to flirt/fuck around?
[01:13:04] Kawaii : mostly
[01:13:06] Heinkel Wolfe has joined the chat on Mon Jan 25, 2010 1:13 am
[01:13:27] Kawaii : i will rp
[01:13:31] Kawaii : but mostly this
[01:13:40] Dietrich Drechsler has been disconnected the Mon Jan 25, 2010 1:13 am (session timeout)
[01:13:43] Athena : Then you need to stop flirting.
[01:13:46] Heinkel Wolfe : Back!!!
[01:13:57] @ Karl Reinhardt : Personally.
[01:14:03] Athena : Hey Heinkel.
[01:14:06] @ Karl Reinhardt : I think you take it a little too far.
[01:14:10] Fritz : What is up
[01:14:11] Dietrich Drechsler has joined the chat on Mon Jan 25, 2010 1:14 am
[01:14:15] Fritz : Oh wut
[01:14:20] Fritz : CHatbox not autorefresh
[01:14:21] Fritz is Disconnected on Mon Jan 25, 2010 1:14 am
[01:14:22] Fritz has joined the chat on Mon Jan 25, 2010 1:14 am
[01:14:39] Fritz : ....
[01:14:41] Fritz : Indeed, Karl.
[01:14:51] Fritz : Some things taken too far are not very good.
[01:14:57] Todhändler has joined the chat on Mon Jan 25, 2010 1:14 am
[01:14:57] Fritz : Especially if...nevermind
[01:15:00] Fritz : Hello Tod!
[01:15:03] Todhändler : hey
[01:15:03] Fritz : What is up?
[01:15:04] @ Karl Reinhardt : You would know all about it, Fritz.
[01:15:16] @ Karl Reinhardt : Everyone needs to shut up for a moment.
[01:15:23] Kawaii : sup todd
[01:15:34] @ Karl Reinhardt : So shut up on your own, or I will shut you up.
[01:15:36] Athena : *zips lip* ...
[01:15:45] Fritz : .
[01:15:47] Kawaii : yessir
[01:15:51] Fritz has been banned by Karl Reinhardt
[01:16:14] @ Karl Reinhardt : If all you came here to do was Flirt, then get out.
[01:16:44] Kawaii : i said that i would do some rping, but i am currently wating for my caracter to be assesed
[01:17:25] Fritz has been unbanned by Karl Reinhardt
[01:18:05] Kawaii : is that it?
[01:18:33] @ Karl Reinhardt : Other than me watching you like a hawk, that is all.
[01:19:07] Kawaii : i see
[01:19:17] Fritz has joined the chat on Mon Jan 25, 2010 1:19 am
[01:19:19] Kawaii : if it's a nazi stalking me then im fine with it
[01:19:37] Kawaii has been banned by Karl Reinhardt
[01:19:40] * Heinkel Wolfe claps her hands together. "Well, let's change the topic before things get ugly."
[01:19:47] Fritz : Yeah.
[01:19:50] Heinkel Wolfe : too late.
[01:20:02] Athena : Yeah...
[01:20:13] Todhändler : .
[01:20:16] Fritz : Jaaaa
[01:20:23] Fritz : Lets all cheer up; listen to some trance....
[01:20:25] Fritz : ...drink tea..
[01:20:33] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : That was actually a bit uncalled for.
[01:20:41] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : A kick would have sufficed.
[01:21:21] Fausta Adler has been disconnected the Mon Jan 25, 2010 1:21 am (session timeout)
[01:21:41] Fausta Adler has joined the chat on Mon Jan 25, 2010 1:21 am
[01:22:14] Kawaii has been unbanned by Integra F. W. Hellsing
[01:22:32] Athena : Wow...The air is tense
[01:22:36] * Heinkel Wolfe pokes Athena. "Now where were we?"
[01:22:56] * Heinkel Wolfe smacks Athena.
[01:23:09] Athena : >> PINK BELLY!! *smacks Heinkel's stomach*
[01:23:19] Kawaii has joined the chat on Mon Jan 25, 2010 1:23 am
[01:23:42] * Integra F. W. Hellsing gives Athena a paddle.
[01:23:49] Matthew Arkansas has been disconnected the Mon Jan 25, 2010 1:23 am (session timeout)
[01:23:52] * Heinkel Wolfe hits Athena with a folding chair
[01:23:54] Kawaii : That was a badass ban
[01:23:58] Kawaii : thx man
[01:24:04] Heinkel Wolfe : Can you smell vhat zhe Wolfe is cooking?
[01:24:20] Dietrich Drechsler : Muffins?
[01:24:21] Athena : Thank you, Integra. *smacks Heinkel's stomch with paddle*
[01:24:40] @ Karl Reinhardt : No problem.
[01:24:46] * Heinkel Wolfe hits Athena with the chair again
[01:24:46] * Karl Reinhardt high-fives Kawaii*
[01:25:01] Kawaii : may i have another 2 minute ban
[01:25:13] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Now cold did you click the link I put up before or not?
[01:25:13] Fritz : I think we have ourselves...
[01:25:15] Fritz : ....nevermind
[01:25:19] Kawaii : yes
[01:25:23] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : someones a masochist.
[01:25:47] @ Karl Reinhardt : You sure you want another?
[01:25:59] Todhändler : .
[01:26:02] Kawaii : 2 minutes plz
[01:26:19] Athena : Dude...I really suggest you don't tempt them
[01:26:32] Fritz : This guy sounds like a Fritz from two years ago.
[01:26:36] Fausta Adler : Dietrich, I posted. >:3
[01:27:09] @ Karl Reinhardt : 2 minutes can seem like 2 hours, you know.
[01:27:13] Fritz : and I second Athena.
[01:27:15] Kawaii : yep
[01:27:18] Dietrich Drechsler : oh no what evil have you done to Dietrich
[01:27:30] Kawaii : you are going to 2 hour or 2 day arent you
[01:27:45] Heinkel Wolfe : Kawaii matbe you should just calm down
[01:27:49] Heinkel Wolfe : *maybe
[01:27:59] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : he is calm he's just a masochist
[01:28:03] Kawaii : yep
[01:28:12] Heinkel Wolfe : fair enough
[01:28:13] @ Karl Reinhardt : Could you handle 2 hours?
[01:28:15] Todhändler : actually he's just a retard
[01:28:16] Kawaii : i cutmyself when i jack off
[01:28:17] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Yall have never seen a masochist before have you?
[01:28:19] @ Karl Reinhardt : Or two days?
[01:28:30] Fritz : Well.
[01:28:32] Kawaii : 2 hours, ye
[01:28:35] Fritz : In my schooooollll....
[01:28:38] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : if you are jacking off now I don't want to know.
[01:28:39] Kawaii : 2 days, possibly
[01:28:49] Kawaii : 2 integra: no
[01:28:53] Heinkel Wolfe : Moving on...
[01:29:02] Fausta Adler : Oh my.
[01:29:08] Kawaii has been banned by Karl Reinhardt
[01:29:13] Fritz : LOL
[01:29:18] Fritz : This needs a copypasta

OH YEAH BAN ME RIIIIGHT THERE

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[01:29:08] Kawaii has been banned by Karl Reinhardt
[01:29:13] Fritz : LOL
[01:29:18] Fritz : This needs a copypasta
[01:29:30] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : you have the honor fritz
[01:29:31] Dietrich Drechsler : Fausta... I never knew a nurse could be so evil
[01:29:38] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I'm going to get some cake
[01:29:40] @ Karl Reinhardt : Yes.
[01:29:47] Fausta Adler : Mmm, cake.
[01:29:48] Athena : -.-
[01:29:57] @ Karl Reinhardt : The cake is a lie.
[01:30:08] Fausta Adler : The cake is a spy.
[01:30:11] Heinkel Wolfe : Dietrich, you should know by now that Fausta draws her power from the slaughtered remains of baby bunnies
[01:30:14] Fritz : THE CAKE
[01:30:19] Fritz : IS THE TOTALETARIAN REGIME
[01:30:21] @ Karl Reinhardt : SPY SAPPIN MAI SENTRY.
[01:30:22] Fritz : IN WHICH WE ALL OPERATE
[01:30:40] Fritz : LOL baby bunnies
[01:30:45] Fritz : I wonder if they taste good~
[01:30:48] Fritz : Like whales and tuna.
[01:30:52] Fritz : Well
[01:30:53] Fritz : Maybe Chicken
[01:30:54] * Karl Reinhardt runs around, burning everyone with a flamethrower*
[01:30:59] @ Karl Reinhardt : SPY CHECK!
[01:31:01] Fritz : FFFUUU
[01:31:02] @ Karl Reinhardt : SPY CHECK!
[01:31:03] Dietrich Drechsler : I know now that Dietrich will possibly be extremely Gynophobic toward Fausta for a while
[01:31:06] Fausta Adler : GENTLEMEN.
[01:31:11] @ Karl Reinhardt : SPY CHECK!
[01:31:18] * Heinkel Wolfe uses Jarate against Karl
[01:31:24] * Fausta Adler smokes 50 cigarettes at once.
[01:31:32] Fausta Adler : MWHUHAHAHA, FEAR ME!
[01:31:46] * Karl Reinhardt stumbles around* "AUUUUGH"
[01:31:47] * Heinkel Wolfe hits Fausta with a folding chair
[01:31:48] * Fausta Adler runs around in circles on fire.
[01:31:49] Fritz : GENTLEMEN XD
[01:31:49] Heinkel Wolfe : no
[01:31:54] Fausta Adler : MEDIC, MEDIC!
[01:31:57] * Fritz puts a gasmask on and gives one to Viktor
[01:31:58] * Karl Reinhardt respawns as heavy*
[01:32:05] * Dietrich Drechsler not going to help Fausta this time
[01:32:14] Dietrich Drechsler : good luck Fausta
[01:32:18] @ Karl Reinhardt : MOVE TO YOUR LEFT, ENTIRE TEAM IS BABIES.
[01:32:21] * Fritz takes out the Dora cannon and aims at everybody
[01:32:24] Fritz : THIS IS MADNESS
[01:32:28] Fritz : NOW END THIS OR I SHOOT
[01:32:33] Fausta Adler : MADNESS, YOU SAY?
[01:32:39] Dietrich Drechsler : oh no
[01:32:42] * Karl Reinhardt planted the dynamite at the Dora controls*
[01:32:44] * Heinkel Wolfe viciousely beats Fausta with a baseball bat
[01:32:47] @ Karl Reinhardt : Dynamite planted!
[01:32:51] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : back
[01:32:51] Heinkel Wolfe : don't say it!!!
[01:32:53] Athena : O_o
[01:33:05] * Fausta Adler turns invisible and runs away.
[01:33:08] @ Karl Reinhardt : Ohrait.
[01:33:12] Dietrich Drechsler : if she won't say it i will
[01:33:16] Kawaii has been unbanned by Karl Reinhardt
[01:33:20] Heinkel Wolfe : NOOOOO
[01:33:22] Dietrich Drechsler : THIS IS SPARTA
[01:33:35] * Dietrich Drechsler kicks Fritz into a random endless hole
[01:33:36] * Heinkel Wolfe cuts off Dietrich's head
[01:33:40] * Fausta Adler kicks Dietrich into the pit of infinity.
[01:33:40] Heinkel Wolfe : I warned you
[01:33:42] Fritz : aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[01:33:49] Dietrich Drechsler : too late MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
[01:33:58] * Karl Reinhardt respawns as OSA Agent B. J. Blascowics.*
[01:34:06] Fritz : OH GOD
[01:34:07] Fritz : No
[01:34:13] Athena : At least he hasn't kicked into the Yaoi pit. XD
[01:34:14] Heinkel Wolfe : remember, no russian
[01:34:15] Fritz : its Blascowicz I think
[01:34:16] Fritz : Polish
[01:34:21] Fritz : Yeah. Yaoi pit
[01:34:25] Kawaii has joined the chat on Mon Jan 25, 2010 1:34 am
[01:34:29] Fritz : My fujyoshi friends would like that
[01:34:30] @ Karl Reinhardt : Yeah, with a z
[01:34:31] Kawaii : that was fun
[01:34:33] * Dietrich Drechsler starts kicking Yaoi fan girls into pit
[01:34:42] Fritz :
[01:34:46] Fritz : Give them cameras
[01:35:01] * Fausta Adler respawns as GLaDOS.
[01:35:04] Athena : *stands back* Do not want Yaoi plz and thank you.
[01:35:09] * Heinkel Wolfe ties Dietrich and Fausta together by the hair
[01:35:25] Kawaii : *hugs karl*
[01:35:27] Fritz : And then make the cameras explode upon use
[01:35:27] * Karl Reinhardt shoves Athena into Yaoi pit*
[01:35:34] Heinkel Wolfe : you have both been poisened, the antidotes lie on opposite sides of the chatbox, have fun
[01:35:34] * Fritz lights a molotov
[01:35:34] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : .
[01:35:37] @ Karl Reinhardt : Oh, you liked it, did you?
[01:35:46] Kawaii : yes :3
[01:36:03] Fritz : Kawaii
[01:36:05] Fritz : Hold the bottle
[01:36:09] Fritz : jump into the pit
[01:36:11] Kawaii : yes
[01:36:19] Fritz : BANZAI!!
[01:36:23] Athena : D: *drags Heinkel with her*
[01:36:34] Kawaii : FOAR MOTHER RUSSIA!!!!
[01:36:49] Heinkel Wolfe : Damnit!!!!!
[01:37:10] * Heinkel Wolfe uses Athena as bait for the fangirls
[01:37:18] Heinkel Wolfe : take her not me!!!
[01:37:23] Fausta Adler : Any contact with the cbox floor will result in an 'unsatisfactory' mark on your official testing record, followed by death. Good luck.
[01:37:25] Kawaii : *sticks dick in heinkle's ass*
[01:37:27] Athena : GAH!! Xx *climbs out*
[01:37:32] Kawaii : *girls cheer*
[01:37:32] * Integra F. W. Hellsing puts on leather high heel boots, and isotoners. then cracks a whip on Cold's back.
[01:37:33] Fritz : aww balls
[01:37:37] Fritz : I gotta go get some groceries
[01:37:46] * Heinkel Wolfe climbs out of the pit
[01:37:50] Fritz : actually NVM
[01:37:54] Kawaii : this is hot

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[04:50:25] Heinkel Wolfe : Goderson = Planterson = Nail Anderson
[04:50:26] Father Alexander Anderson : lol, you are referring to me aren't you?
[04:50:30] Fritz : LIEK, REAKTIONARY
[04:50:33] Father Alexander Anderson : Ah
[04:50:52] Heinkel Wolfe : aka Anderplant if you prefer
[04:50:57] Father Alexander Anderson : At least you didn't call it Anderplant
[04:51:05] Father Alexander Anderson : Dammit
[04:51:06] Fritz : OH LOL
[04:51:06] Heinkel Wolfe : XD
[04:51:10] Father Alexander Anderson : typed too slow
[04:51:29] Heinkel Wolfe : Zhe student has surpasses zhe master

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[04:59:10 30/01/10] * Fritz throws back a Chemical-Biological grenade into the room as he walks out and puts on a gasmask
[04:59:17 30/01/10] Fritz : UMINEKO
[04:59:18 30/01/10] Fritz : HERE
[04:59:19 30/01/10] Fritz : I
[04:59:20 30/01/10] Fritz : COMEEEE
[05:00:43 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : hmm, I'll follow your lead Father Anderson, you haven't led me wrong before.
[05:01:52 30/01/10] Father Alexander Anderson : If et coomes ta it tho' Heinkel, it is oor job as Iscariot ta keep oor flock on tha righteous path na matter what.
[05:02:07 30/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : .
[05:02:11 30/01/10] Fritz : OH YOU~
[05:02:17 30/01/10] Fritz : AND YOUR RELIGIOUS VIEW~
[05:02:26 30/01/10] * Fritz takes out Nee-chay and points at the sky
[05:02:28 30/01/10] Fritz : NEECHAY
[05:02:34 30/01/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Boot fer noo be strong, stan behind yer Pope and pray ta God fer guidance.
[05:02:37 30/01/10] Fritz : USE "ALS SPRACH ZARATHUSTRA" attack to kill god!
[05:02:49 30/01/10] Fritz : Nee-chay: God is dead :3
[05:02:54 30/01/10] Fritz : *god has died*
[05:02:57 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : Amen, Father.
[05:03:13 30/01/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Amen.
[05:03:18 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : No Fritz, Jesus Christ is in heaven
[05:03:41 30/01/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Seated at tha right hand o' tha Laird.
[05:03:47 30/01/10] Fritz : Jesus Christ was an Anti-Roman Judeo-Christian rebellious maniac.
[05:04:01 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : it says so on a glove, and we all know gloves don't lie. XD
[05:04:10 30/01/10] Fritz : Who was executed by the righteous Romans.
[05:04:12 30/01/10] Fritz : LOL
[05:04:20 30/01/10] Fritz : RIGHT
[05:04:20 30/01/10] Fritz : XD
[05:04:24 30/01/10] Fritz : And on a gun 8D
[05:04:42 30/01/10] Fritz : AND I LIKE BIG LIES
[05:04:45 30/01/10] Fritz : AND A GUN CAN'T LIE
[05:04:48 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : Zhat gun is an insult! Nothing mure!
[05:04:49 30/01/10] Fritz : no
[05:04:52 30/01/10] Fritz : that doesn't makes sense
[05:04:54 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : *more
[05:04:56 30/01/10] Fritz : VELL
[05:05:00 30/01/10] Fritz : ZHAT IS PHILOSOPHIE
[05:05:04 30/01/10] Fritz : MEINE KAMERADEN!
[05:05:07 30/01/10] Fritz : YOU ARE EIN DEUTSCHER!
[05:05:12 30/01/10] Fritz : KEIN OSTERREICHER
[05:05:32 30/01/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Ye want ta correct thes heathen Heinkel?
[05:05:55 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe daydreams about stealing the Jackal.
[05:06:07 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : I'm sorry, what was that?
[05:06:14 30/01/10] Fritz : Nietzsche!
[05:06:16 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : *Vhat vas zhat?
[05:06:22 30/01/10] Fritz : VELL
[05:06:36 30/01/10] Fritz : ANY OBJECKTIONS, REAKTIONARY SCHWEIN?
[05:06:39 30/01/10] Fausta Adler : Was?
[05:06:55 30/01/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Ye wnat ta show thes heretic where yehr loyalties are?
[05:07:01 30/01/10] Fritz : *The church, especially Roman Catholic, was considered by many Nazis as "reactionary"
[05:07:13 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe takes one of Anderson's bayonets and wraps it in barbed wire
[05:07:13 30/01/10] Fritz : *Also by the Communists.
[05:07:21 30/01/10] Fritz : VHAT ZHE SHITS?
[05:07:31 30/01/10] Fritz : ZHIS IS A PLACE FUR LOGICAL INTERCOURZE
[05:07:32 30/01/10] * Fausta Adler crawls under a desk.
[05:07:39 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe grabs Fritz by the neck and insert said bayonet into his throat sideways
[05:07:45 30/01/10] Fausta Adler : I am not a part of zhis.
[05:07:45 30/01/10] Fritz : NOT YOUR BARBARIC VIOLENZE!
[05:07:52 30/01/10] * Father Alexander Anderson smiles as he watches Heinkel
[05:07:52 30/01/10] * Fritz kicks Heinkel
[05:08:06 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe removes the Nazi's heart for good mesure
[05:08:07 30/01/10] * Fritz , bayonet still in neck, stabs Heinkel with his own bayonet
[05:08:20 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : And zhe call me zhe calm vone.
[05:08:23 30/01/10] * Fausta Adler takes pictures.
[05:08:26 30/01/10] * Fritz takes out a canned heart, and replaces his heart.
[05:08:32 30/01/10] Fritz : JA?
[05:08:37 30/01/10] Fritz : VHAT DO YOU SAY TO ZHAT
[05:08:50 30/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : .
[05:08:51 30/01/10] Fritz : GOTT RAUS!
[05:08:56 30/01/10] Fritz : PIMP REIN!
[05:08:57 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe shoot Fritz in the forehead
[05:09:02 30/01/10] * Fritz dodges
[05:09:07 30/01/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Ah say burn.
[05:09:11 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : Bad Nazi.
[05:09:13 30/01/10] * Fritz takes out his Mauser pistol and sprays 20 bullets at Heinkel
[05:09:19 30/01/10] Fritz : FULL
[05:09:23 30/01/10] Fritz : AUTOMATIC >8D
[05:09:24 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe matrix dodges
[05:09:26 30/01/10] * Father Alexander Anderson releases a hail of explosive bayonets at Fritz
[05:09:38 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe activates God mode
[05:09:40 30/01/10] * Fritz takes out his Solothurn and destroys them all
[05:09:53 30/01/10] * Fritz activates Nietzsche mode
[05:09:53 30/01/10] * Fausta Adler throws a couple of scalpels in their direction for good measure.
[05:10:15 30/01/10] * Father Alexander Anderson catches the scalpels with his arm
[05:10:19 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe decapitates Fritz and throws his ruined corpse into the fires of Hell
[05:10:32 30/01/10] * Fritz gets up
[05:10:32 30/01/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Yeh wanna get inta tha fight girl?
[05:10:37 30/01/10] Fritz : Achtung!
[05:10:46 30/01/10] Fritz : Under zhe conventions of Friedrich Nietzsche
[05:10:59 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe grabs Fausta by the hair and drags her to zhe edge of the zeppelin
[05:11:02 30/01/10] Fritz : Vhen I activate and use Nietzsche mode
[05:11:03 30/01/10] Fausta Adler : Nein, sir. ._.
[05:11:07 30/01/10] Fritz : All godly characters die!
[05:11:16 30/01/10] * Fritz activates and uses Nietzsche mode
[05:11:19 30/01/10] Fritz : GOT
[05:11:22 30/01/10] Fritz : GOD
[05:11:23 30/01/10] Fritz : IS
[05:11:24 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : Bye Bye. *throws Fausta over the edge.*
[05:11:26 30/01/10] Fritz : DEAAAAAAAADDDDDDD
[05:11:35 30/01/10] * Fritz kicks Heinkel into pit
[05:11:45 30/01/10] * Fausta Adler flails like mad and grabs onto the side of the Machina.
[05:11:50 30/01/10] Fausta Adler : ;_;
[05:11:55 30/01/10] Fausta Adler : I don't vant to die.
[05:11:59 30/01/10] * Father Alexander Anderson kicks Fritz into a pit of punji sticks
[05:12:04 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe sidesteps and pushes fritz back into said pit
[05:12:14 30/01/10] * Fritz flies away
[05:12:19 30/01/10] Fritz : I can fly
[05:12:22 30/01/10] Fritz : nyah nyah nyah nyah
[05:12:32 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe pulls off Fausta's grip one finger at a time
[05:12:41 30/01/10] * Fritz throws down several chemical grenades for good measure
[05:12:50 30/01/10] * Fausta Adler digs her heels into the side of the Machina for grip.
[05:12:53 30/01/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Hooo? If tha' be tha case then ah'd say we have soom target practice.
[05:12:59 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : Zhis little piggy vent to church, and zhis little piggy vent to confession...
[05:13:02 30/01/10] Fritz : Indeed
[05:13:14 30/01/10] Fritz : UND ZHIS LITTLE PIGGY VENT TO ZHE PARTEI CONVENTION
[05:13:25 30/01/10] * Fritz shoots Panzerfaust at Anderson
[05:13:34 30/01/10] Fausta Adler : QUIT IT, YOU CAT-HOLIC.
[05:13:36 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : Zhis is taking too long. *pulls out her gun*
[05:13:49 30/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : zanoko
[05:13:53 30/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Hell zanoko*
[05:13:54 30/01/10] * Fritz takes out his giant Solothurn antitank rifle
[05:13:57 30/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : hello*
[05:13:58 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe shots the immobilized Fausta
[05:13:58 30/01/10] * Father Alexander Anderson slices te panzerfaust round in half.
[05:14:11 30/01/10] * Fritz shoots shoots the bullets out of the air and throws Fausta a rope
[05:14:20 30/01/10] Zanoko : lol hi
[05:14:20 30/01/10] Fritz : *Panzerfaust ignites*
[05:14:24 30/01/10] Fritz : >8D
[05:14:27 30/01/10] * Fausta Adler bleeds on the machina but grabs the rope to climb up.
[05:14:30 30/01/10] Fritz : HOWDYA LIKE TO GET BLOWN UP FROM TWO SIDES
[05:14:31 30/01/10] Fritz : ANDERSON
[05:14:42 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe cuts the rope with one of Anderson's discarded bayonets
[05:14:43 30/01/10] Fausta Adler : I've said zhis a million times, und I'll say it again, I am not a fighter.
[05:14:46 30/01/10] * Fritz pulls Fausta up and on his back
[05:14:48 30/01/10] Fritz : HERE
[05:15:00 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe watches Fausta fall to the city below
[05:15:04 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : Bye Bye
[05:15:12 30/01/10] Fritz : No idiot
[05:15:17 30/01/10] Fritz : I pulled her up!
[05:15:21 30/01/10] * Fausta Adler clings onto Fritz.
[05:15:22 30/01/10] Fritz : THIS SKIT IS TOO SILLY
[05:15:28 30/01/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Ah need food
[05:15:30 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : I cut the rope before you got to her.
[05:15:41 30/01/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Ye two continue arguing
[05:15:44 30/01/10] Fritz : No you did'nt >7D
[05:15:53 30/01/10] Father Alexander Anderson : I'm goin ta get soom thin ta eat.
[05:15:54 30/01/10] Fritz : cause I threw a second rope in secret
[05:15:57 30/01/10] Fritz : >8D
[05:16:12 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : lol, ok then. XD
[05:16:24 30/01/10] Fritz : Fausta
[05:16:29 30/01/10] Fritz : Any neurotoxins?
[05:16:39 30/01/10] Fausta Adler : Ja?
[05:16:56 30/01/10] Fritz : Maybe I can use them
[05:17:04 30/01/10] Fritz : or chemical rounds for my rifle
[05:17:50 30/01/10] Zanoko : V.V
[05:18:02 30/01/10] Zanoko : I know what I'm going to have for my rifle
[05:18:10 30/01/10] Fritz : ?
[05:18:18 30/01/10] Fritz : I have a Gewehr 98
[05:18:23 30/01/10] Fritz : and also a\is carrying a Solothurn
[05:18:28 30/01/10] Fritz : and an MG42
[05:18:32 30/01/10] Fritz : not to mention Mauser M712
[05:18:53 30/01/10] Fausta Adler : Batrachotoxin, zhat vould vork.
[05:19:10 30/01/10] Fritz : ooh nice
[05:19:14 30/01/10] Fritz : poison tree frog
[05:19:28 30/01/10] * Fritz paints it on a bayonet
[05:19:39 30/01/10] Fritz : This may prove useful

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[19:06:04] Ceras Viktoria has joined the chat on Sat Jan 30, 2010 7:06 pm
[19:06:13] Father Alexander Anderson : We were blees't ta recieve tha two o' yoo.
[19:06:16] Heinkel Wolfe : Yumie maybe, I'm just a gun.
[19:06:28] Fritz has joined the chat on Sat Jan 30, 2010 7:06 pm
[19:06:28] Vittare has joined the chat on Sat Jan 30, 2010 7:06 pm
[19:06:33] Fritz : WB Ceras
[19:06:38] Vittare : imbalance here
[19:06:39] Ceras Viktoria : WB Fritz
[19:06:42] Heinkel Wolfe : ((wb Ceras and Vittare))
[19:06:48] Fritz : WB TO EACH OTHER
[19:06:50] Fritz : IN EAST LA
[19:06:51] Vittare : thank you Heinkel
[19:06:53] Heinkel Wolfe : ((and Fritz))
[19:06:59] Father Alexander Anderson : ((Indeed Wb all))
[19:07:00] Fritz : (And WB to you, Vittare)
[19:07:08] Fritz : (Thank you Heinkel and Anderson)

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[20:33:29 30/01/10] * Vittare backs away from the Catholics
[20:35:52 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe hands Vittare a cookie
[20:36:08 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : We won't hurt you...much
[20:36:44 30/01/10] * Vittare noms cookie
[20:36:47 30/01/10] Vittare : wai-what?
[20:37:24 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : oh nothing. *twiddles thumbs*
[20:38:06 30/01/10] * Father Alexander Anderson whispers to Heinkel "Sa was tha the "Special" cookie?"
[20:38:24 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe smiles. "Yep."
[20:38:49 30/01/10] * Father Alexander Anderson Anderson smiles and wathces Vittare intentfully
[20:38:58 30/01/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Thes should be interesting.
[20:39:05 30/01/10] Vittare : ...
[20:39:14 30/01/10] * Vittare smiles uncertainly..?
[20:39:22 30/01/10] * Vittare rops to the floor, twitching slightly
[20:40:38 30/01/10] * Father Alexander Anderson whispers to Heinkel looking at her Inquisitively "Which "Special" cookie was et?"
[20:41:34 30/01/10] Vittare : D:
[20:41:35 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe looks at box of cookies. "Helena's Choice, special suprise inside...vell zhat can't be good.
[20:41:59 30/01/10] * Vittare twitches some more
[20:42:14 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe looks for nail in the box. "Uh oh, it's not in here Alex."
[20:42:49 30/01/10] * Father Alexander Anderson looks at Heinkel worriedly,"What d'ya mean ets na in there?"
[20:43:15 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : I zhink he ate it along vith zhe cookie.
[20:43:30 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : Chief is gonna kill me.
[20:43:32 30/01/10] Vittare : I ate the surprise?
[20:44:05 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : You ate Helena's Nail...
[20:44:13 30/01/10] * Father Alexander Anderson face palms
[20:44:32 30/01/10] Vittare : wai-what!?!?
[20:44:38 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe looks at Anderson angrily. "Who puts somezhing like zhat in a cookie box!!!?"
[20:44:52 30/01/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Heinkel what av I said aboot reading tha box afore ye poison someone?
[20:44:56 30/01/10] Vittare : well, what happens now? Do I turn into a tree or something!?
[20:45:33 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe shrugs. "Poisen never vas my zhing."
[20:45:49 30/01/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Don look at me lak tha' the order o' Section III has been becoming zanier and zanier these days.
[20:45:56 30/01/10] * Vittare twitches
[20:45:58 30/01/10] Vittare : um...guys
[20:46:00 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : So...do ve rip out his heart of his stomach?
[20:46:02 30/01/10] Vittare : help?
[20:46:10 30/01/10] * Vittare crawls away
[20:46:12 30/01/10] Vittare : WHAT?
[20:46:20 30/01/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Aye, tha sounds aboot right.
[20:47:01 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe drags Vittare onto an operating table
[20:47:25 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : Relax, zhe less you struggle, zhe less ve have to take out of you.
[20:47:28 30/01/10] Vittare : D:
[20:47:41 30/01/10] Vittare : *sad face*
[20:48:01 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe ties Vittare to the table and hands Anderson a bayonet
[20:48:16 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : Vhenever you're ready Father.
[20:48:20 30/01/10] Vittare : wai- A FRICKIN' BAYONET?
[20:48:29 30/01/10] Vittare : BASTARDO
[20:48:36 30/01/10] Vittare : BRULLO
[20:48:42 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : Zhis is Anderson ve're talking about.
[20:48:45 30/01/10] * Vittare continues to curse in Italian
[20:49:02 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe gags Vittare with an old sock.
[20:49:19 30/01/10] Vittare : mmpph
[20:51:25 30/01/10] Vittare : D:
[20:51:42 30/01/10] * Father Alexander Anderson looks down at his patient
[20:51:58 30/01/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Noo hold very still, cause thes es really going to hurt.
[20:52:20 30/01/10] * Vittare becomes still
[20:52:34 30/01/10] Vittare : of course its going to fucking hurt
[20:52:53 30/01/10] * Father Alexander Anderson brings the bayonet point to bare just above Vittare's stomach
[20:53:00 30/01/10] Vittare : D:
[20:53:03 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe wipes Anderson's brow witha sponge
[20:53:10 30/01/10] Father Alexander Anderson : On three, nurse Heinkel, hold him doon please.
[20:53:13 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : *with a
[20:53:22 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : Ja, Father
[20:53:34 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe grabs Vittare
[20:53:35 30/01/10] Father Alexander Anderson : 1
[20:53:38 30/01/10] Father Alexander Anderson : 2
[20:53:40 30/01/10] Father Alexander Anderson : 3
[20:53:45 30/01/10] Vittare : plz no.
[20:53:51 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe restrains Vittare

Guest

[20:54:08 30/01/10] * Father Alexander Anderson drives the blade in, and begins cutting a small opening
[20:54:40 30/01/10] * Vittare glows red, growing a demonic beard and demon horns, one tooth is missing
[20:54:47 30/01/10] Vittare : I AM COMPLETE
[20:54:48 30/01/10] * Father Alexander Anderson using a smaller bayonet cuts open Vittare's stomach.
[20:55:29 30/01/10] * Vittare tears the blade out of his stomach, ripping free
[20:55:32 30/01/10] * Father Alexander Anderson pushes his entire hand into Vittare's stomach
[20:55:52 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe holds Vittare down
[20:55:54 30/01/10] * Father Alexander Anderson rips out the nail with a forcefull yank
[20:56:08 30/01/10] Vittare : YOU ARE ALL FUCKED, SHIT OUT OF LUCK, NOW I'M COMPLETE AND MY COCK YOU WILL SUCK, THIS WORLD WILL BE MINE, AND YOU'RE FIRST IN LINE, YOU FUCKING STABBED ME AND NOW YOU WILL ALL
[20:56:50 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : Waaait, waaait, waaait, you bloodsucker wait
[20:57:08 30/01/10] Vittare : ?
[20:57:13 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : we challenge you to a rock off. Give us one chance to knock your socks off
[20:57:24 30/01/10] Vittare : fuck
[20:57:26 30/01/10] Vittare : FUCK
[20:57:29 30/01/10] Vittare : FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
[20:57:53 30/01/10] Vittare : THE DEMON CODE PREVENTS ME, FROM DECLINING A ROCK-OFF CHALLENGE, WHAT ARE YOUR TERMS? WHAT'S THE CATCH?
[20:58:06 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to Rome.
[20:58:20 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : And also you will have to clean my roooom
[20:58:31 30/01/10] Vittare : )
[20:58:36 30/01/10] Vittare : BUT WHAT IF i WIN?
[20:59:06 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : then you can take Al back hell, to be your little bitch.
[20:59:15 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe pats Anderson on the chest
[20:59:19 30/01/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Wha?!
[20:59:28 30/01/10] Father Alexander Anderson : What are you talking aboot?
[20:59:39 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : sorry Alex, its the only way.
[20:59:47 30/01/10] Vittare : FINE
[20:59:58 30/01/10] Vittare : LET THE ROCK-OFF COMMENCE! LOLLOLOLLOLOLLOL
[21:00:08 30/01/10] Vittare : I'M THE DEVIL I LOVE METAL
[21:00:15 30/01/10] Vittare : CHECK THIS RIFF IT'S FUCKING TASTY
[21:00:32 30/01/10] Vittare : I'M THE DEVIL I CAN DO WHAT I WA-ANT, WHATEVER I'VE GOT, I'M GONNA FLAUNT
[21:00:42 30/01/10] Vittare : THERE'S NEVER BEEN A ROCK-OFF THAT I'VE EVER LOST
[21:01:26 30/01/10] Vittare : I CAN'T WAIT TO TAKE AL BACK TO HELL, I'M GONNA FILL HIM WITH MY HOT DEMON GEL(WITHOUT CONTRACEPTION, BITCH), I'LL MAKE HIM SQUEAL LIKE THE SCARLET PIMPHANEL
[21:01:34 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe looks at Anderson nervousely
[21:02:01 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : NO!
[21:02:06 30/01/10] * Father Alexander Anderson looks disgusted
[21:02:31 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : come on Al, let's fight his music with our music!
[21:03:00 30/01/10] Father Alexander Anderson : There's just no way that we can win that was a master peice...
[21:03:22 30/01/10] Father Alexander Anderson : He rocks too hard 'cause 'e's na a mortal man.
[21:03:34 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : God damnit Al! He's gonna make ya his sex slave, ya gonna gargle mayonasse.
[21:03:45 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : Unless we bust a massive monster mama jam
[21:03:49 30/01/10] Father Alexander Anderson : No
[21:03:50 30/01/10] * Vittare grins
[21:03:59 30/01/10] Father Alexander Anderson : We been through so much shit
[21:04:15 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : deactivated lazors with my...gun
[21:04:31 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : And now it's time to blow this fucker down
[21:04:36 30/01/10] Vittare : you can say it Heinkel, there's a 50-50 chance you've got one anyway
[21:04:45 30/01/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Now to blow tis Heathen doon.
[21:05:11 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : light up the stage caust it's time fer a showdown
[21:05:55 30/01/10] Father Alexander Anderson : We''ll bend you over an' then take ye ta broon town.
[21:08:45 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : Now we've got to blow this fucker down!
[21:08:52 30/01/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Now we got to blow thes heathen doon, He's gonna rape me if dinna blow doors doon.
[21:09:14 30/01/10] * Vittare watches angrily, snorting in annoyance
[21:09:16 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : come on Al now it's time ta blow doors down!
[21:10:32 30/01/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Oooohhh, we're ginna piledriva, it's tahme fer a smack doo!
[21:10:40 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : Hey Anti-Christa, Vitareee, we know your weakness, our rockin sauce
[21:11:54 30/01/10] Vittare : *angry face*
[21:12:15 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : we rock tha alter, it blows yer mind
[21:12:34 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : we will defeat you, for christian kind
[21:13:12 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : you hold the scepter, we hold the key
[21:13:47 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : you are the devil, we are the (Holy) See
[21:14:48 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : We are the See, we are the See X 17
[21:15:03 30/01/10] Vittare : YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING LAME
[21:15:08 30/01/10] * Father Alexander Anderson goes along with it
[21:15:09 30/01/10] Vittare : COME ON, AL, YOU'RE COMING WITH ME
[21:15:16 30/01/10] Vittare : TASTE MY LIGHTNING, FUCKERS
[21:15:25 30/01/10] * Vittare throws some lightning at Heinkel
[21:15:27 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : No!
[21:15:49 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : blocks it with her HW Bible
[21:16:02 30/01/10] Vittare : OW, MY FUCKING HORN
[21:16:08 30/01/10] Vittare : OH SHIT
[21:16:15 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : /mr grabs horn
[21:16:48 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : from wence you came you shall remain, until you are complete again!
[21:16:56 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : Amen!
[21:16:56 30/01/10] Vittare : NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[21:16:59 30/01/10] Vittare : FUCK YOU HEINKEL
[21:17:02 30/01/10] Vittare : AND FUCK YOU AL
[21:17:09 30/01/10] Vittare : I'LL GET YOU, SECTION THIRTEEEEEEEEEEN

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[22:05:59 30/01/10] * Alucard tackles Anderson and shoots his stomatch

[22:06:01 30/01/10] @ Sirina Anthony : what did I miss?

[22:06:03 30/01/10] @ Alucard : Better

[22:06:07 30/01/10] @ Alucard : Somewhat

[22:06:18 30/01/10] @ Alucard : I think its my browser

[22:06:36 30/01/10] @ Sirina Anthony : OH THATS IT! I AM GOING TO MAKE A MAXWELL HAND PUPPET!

[22:06:47 30/01/10] Father Alexander Anderson : ((A little soundtrack to go along with this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LA77D_1MOgI&feature=related))

[22:07:47 30/01/10] * Father Alexander Anderson wraps an arm around Alucard's waist, driving a bayonet through his torso with the other hand.

[22:08:24 30/01/10] @ Sirina Anthony : o_o

[22:08:29 30/01/10] * Alucard dances with Anderson whilest shooting him repeatively in the chest

[22:09:00 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe chews on her fingernails

[22:09:03 30/01/10] @ Alucard : I never knew you were this gay, Judas. But i can certainly go with it.

[22:09:03 30/01/10] * Father Alexander Anderson pushes Alucard away from him

[22:09:04 30/01/10] @ Sirina Anthony : when I see pics of integra with a cigar..... that drives me up the wall because I want a cigar like really really bad right now.

[22:09:23 30/01/10] * Alucard crackles and shoots his forehead

[22:10:02 30/01/10] * Father Alexander Anderson flies back and lands on his back, coming up again with a flip.

[22:10:24 30/01/10] Father Alexander Anderson : You monstar ar filled wit nothin boot sin!

[22:10:40 30/01/10] @ Alucard : You`re out of shape, Andy. You only cut me once so far.

[22:10:43 30/01/10] * Alucard teases him

[22:10:51 30/01/10] Father Alexander Anderson : And as Iscarioot, et es oor duty ta cleanse ye filth froom tha erth. Amen!

[22:11:26 30/01/10] * Father Alexander Anderson draws 8 bayonets

[22:11:38 30/01/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Raaaahhhh!

[22:11:44 30/01/10] * Alucard shoots his hands

[22:11:55 30/01/10] * Father Alexander Anderson flings them at glass shattering speed.

[22:12:20 30/01/10] @ Alucard : (I fling my water with vulcanicity: D)

[22:12:22 30/01/10] @ Sirina Anthony : o_o

[22:12:27 30/01/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing waves a mini alucard flag

[22:12:33 30/01/10] * Alucard jumps out of the way and towards him, headbutting his hurt forehead

[22:12:42 30/01/10] @ Alucard : Oooh, that almost hit me. Almost.

[22:12:45 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe waves a bigass Anderson banner

[22:12:45 30/01/10] * Sirina Anthony waves a napolian flag

[22:13:08 30/01/10] Dietrich Drechsler : .

[22:13:09 30/01/10] * Neko Jay waves a bigger bigass Alucard banner

[22:13:12 30/01/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Gahk, Ye'll pay fer tha!

[22:13:20 30/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : overcompensating for something Heinkel?

[22:13:25 30/01/10] @ Alucard : I don´t think i will~

[22:13:33 30/01/10] * Father Alexander Anderson head butts Alucard back on the bridge of his nose

[22:13:38 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe burns Integra's flag, and Neko's banner

[22:13:49 30/01/10] * Sirina Anthony paints a mirl of Alex on the empire state building.

[22:13:50 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : just abominations

[22:13:54 30/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Jay sick her boy!

[22:13:58 30/01/10] * Alucard pulls his leg with his own and trips him

[22:14:13 30/01/10] * Alucard curbstomps Anderson

[22:14:14 30/01/10] * Father Alexander Anderson pulls Alucard down with him

[22:14:28 30/01/10] @ Alucard : Thats kinky for a priest.

[22:14:33 30/01/10] * Neko Jay bites Heinkel

[22:14:40 30/01/10] * Alucard bites into his stomatch and rips out a piece

[22:14:45 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe bites back

[22:14:45 30/01/10] * Father Alexander Anderson head buts Alucard repeatedly

[22:14:52 30/01/10] @ Sirina Anthony : Dude, I could have cracked about 5 jokes since you two been goin at it.

[22:14:57 30/01/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing paints Alucards face on the worlds tallest building.

[22:15:01 30/01/10] @ Alucard : Starting to get a headache...

[22:15:05 30/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I know right?

[22:15:16 30/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : we should save this.

[22:15:19 30/01/10] * Sirina Anthony puts an Alex flag on the moon.

[22:15:25 30/01/10] * Father Alexander Anderson drives a bayonet into Alucard's throat

[22:15:36 30/01/10] * Alucard jumps back up and kicks Anderson`s body into the wall

[22:15:41 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : Sirina let's start the Wave!

[22:15:46 30/01/10] * Alucard pulls out the bayonet afterwards

[22:15:51 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe and Sirina start The Wave

[22:15:57 30/01/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing shoots Heinkel

[22:16:10 30/01/10] * Dietrich Drechsler is wondering who's side to take

[22:16:15 30/01/10] * Sirina Anthony waves along

[22:16:17 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe ducks the bullet. XP

[22:16:24 30/01/10] * Father Alexander Anderson picks himself up pushing his intestines back inside, as the begins to seal.

[22:16:37 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : Let's go Alex! Let's go Alex!

[22:16:44 30/01/10] * Alucard swallows the piece he bit off

[22:16:46 30/01/10] @ Sirina Anthony : Ooh ohh!@

[22:16:48 30/01/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing tackles Heinkel

[22:16:50 30/01/10] @ Sirina Anthony : EOOT EWOOT!

[22:16:51 30/01/10] Dietrich Drechsler : ??

[22:16:55 30/01/10] @ Sirina Anthony : o_o

[22:16:56 30/01/10] Dietrich Drechsler : -_o

[22:17:00 30/01/10] @ Sirina Anthony : holy hell she attacked you.

[22:17:09 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe pulls Integra's hair.

[22:17:20 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : Whore of Babylon!!!

[22:17:24 30/01/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing slaps Heinkel

[22:17:25 30/01/10] Dietrich Drechsler : 0_0

[22:17:32 30/01/10] * Father Alexander Anderson snarls "It seems yer fightin differently than normal vampire"

[22:17:35 30/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Herm!

[22:17:38 30/01/10] * Neko Jay doesn''t know what fight to look at

[22:17:41 30/01/10] * Alucard spins his pistols around his fingers and waits for Anderson´s next move

[22:17:46 30/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Just pick a gender would ya!

[22:17:48 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe slaps Integra back.

[22:17:57 30/01/10] @ Alucard : A little change every once in a while increases the chances.

[22:18:01 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : Says the chick in a business suit.

[22:18:04 30/01/10] @ Alucard : Or else you`d just adopt to my moves...

[22:18:05 30/01/10] * Sirina Anthony is NOT going to get in between a bitch slaping contest. She'd just sit on ya'll.

[22:18:08 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : SIR Integra.

[22:18:10 30/01/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing pulls Heinkels hair.

[22:18:16 30/01/10] @ Sirina Anthony : lmao

[22:18:31 30/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : At least it's obvious I'm a girl, and not making guys wonder if they are gay >>

[22:18:45 30/01/10] * Father Alexander Anderson draws two more bayonets

[22:18:52 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe punches Integra

[22:18:54 30/01/10] * Alucard reloads

[22:18:59 30/01/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Tahme ta die freak!

[22:19:00 30/01/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing headbutts Heinkel

[22:19:20 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : Is that why Hirano had o change Enrico's appearence so you two wouldn't get confused?

[22:19:21 30/01/10] * Father Alexander Anderson flicks his hands as more bayonets appear

[22:19:24 30/01/10] @ Alucard : I don´t think so, Anderson.. i don´t think so.. but keep trying..

[22:19:30 30/01/10] * Sirina Anthony eats the mushroom soup she has made irl and wwatches.

[22:19:34 30/01/10] @ Sirina Anthony : HEY!

[22:19:37 30/01/10] @ Sirina Anthony : D<

[22:19:41 30/01/10] @ Sirina Anthony : NO BASHING THE BOSS!

[22:19:45 30/01/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing scratches Heinkel with her nails

[22:19:47 30/01/10] * Father Alexander Anderson laughs psychotically as he covers the room in blessed scripture

[22:20:09 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe throws Integra through a wall

[22:20:15 30/01/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Noo, ya cannae use yer cheap black magics!

[22:20:28 30/01/10] @ Alucard : Who says i cant?

[22:20:32 30/01/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing flys through a wall, and comes back out.

[22:20:51 30/01/10] * Alucard extends his aura across the room, letting blackened miasma containing bugs and small animals appaear

[22:21:00 30/01/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing then shoots an exploding box of angry bees at heinkel

[22:21:07 30/01/10] * Father Alexander Anderson charges Alucard throwing a volley of bayonets, using them as cover

[22:21:12 30/01/10] * Dietrich Drechsler watching fights going on

[22:21:17 30/01/10] * Sirina Anthony is loling at you all.

[22:21:23 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe hot potatoes the box to Sirina

[22:21:38 30/01/10] * Alucard shoots down the bayonets, trapping Anderson´s legs in the goo that starts to creep up his legs

[22:21:45 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe fires a blessed fire hose at Integra

[22:21:48 30/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : OH look at that Heinkel is a traitor.

[22:22:04 30/01/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing jumps out of the way, and fires 2 shoots at Heinkel

[22:22:07 30/01/10] @ Alucard : Time to die yourself, Judas.. i wonder if you qualify as dinner, breakfast, or else.

[22:22:11 30/01/10] @ Sirina Anthony : MY SOUP IS MISSING GARLIC!

[22:22:14 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : Sirina is just good vith animals

[22:22:16 30/01/10] @ Sirina Anthony : IT NEEDS GARLIC!

[22:22:27 30/01/10] * Father Alexander Anderson pulls out a chain with exploding bayonets

[22:22:34 30/01/10] @ Sirina Anthony : GARLIC!

[22:22:35 30/01/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Na joost yet vampire!

[22:22:46 30/01/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing throws garlic at sirina

[22:23:03 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe continues spraying Integra

[22:23:05 30/01/10] * Father Alexander Anderson slams the bayonets into the ground, and detonates them, clearing the goo away

[22:23:13 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : Back to the pit you Harpy!

[22:23:17 30/01/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing continues shooting at Heinkel while rolling around.

[22:23:25 30/01/10] * Fausta Adler crawls under a desk.

[22:23:31 30/01/10] * Alucard smirks and watches the bayonets swirl onto the floor, before Baskerville comes out of his body, chargeing at him with angry growls

[22:23:41 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe dives to avoid gunfiire

[22:23:53 30/01/10] @ Alucard : I`ve decided. You get to be dinner.

[22:23:56 30/01/10] Father Alexander Anderson : HEehehehHAHAHAHAHAHA! A dog?

[22:24:07 30/01/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing then runs behind anderson, and uses him as a human shield while shooting at Heinkel after reloading.

[22:24:16 30/01/10] * Father Alexander Anderson stabs down onto the dog, slicing it in half

[22:24:18 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe draws her pistols and throws a Bible at Integra

[22:24:25 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : Anderson Duck!!!

[22:24:30 30/01/10] @ Sirina Anthony : MAXWELL: **@ integra* BITCH! I WILL BACK HAND YOU!!!! INTEGRA:**Slaps Enrico* ENRICO: o_o WWWWAAAAHHHHH!

[22:24:38 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe fires at Integra

[22:24:45 30/01/10] * Alucard laughs as another dog appears in his place, the other one falling limb to the floor

[22:24:49 30/01/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing gets her sword out, and buts the bible in half.

[22:24:51 30/01/10] * Dietrich Drechsler is sitting on the desk Fausta is hiding under drinking a blood pack

[22:25:06 30/01/10] * Fausta Adler takes pictures from a safe distance.

[22:25:07 30/01/10] * Neko Jay head explodes from teh awsum fights

[22:25:15 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe charges Integra firing all the way

[22:25:21 30/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : cuts*

[22:25:35 30/01/10] * Sirina Anthony is on the sofa watching and growing a beer belleh!

[22:25:37 30/01/10] * Father Alexander Anderson yanks himself free and starts to charge again

[22:25:40 30/01/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing charges as well firing all the way at Heinkel till they are face to face.

[22:25:48 30/01/10] @ Alucard : /me`s second dog barks at Anderson as he draws closer and closer

[22:25:57 30/01/10] * Alucard fucked up the code

[22:26:02 30/01/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing slap fights Heinkel

[22:26:16 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe pistol whips Integra

[22:26:18 30/01/10] @ Sirina Anthony : Someone ought to save this.

[22:26:27 30/01/10] @ Sirina Anthony : Its like a fur orgie minus the orgie.

[22:26:27 30/01/10] Fausta Adler : Pst, Dietrich, pass me a blood pack.

[22:26:29 30/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : ow!

[22:26:40 30/01/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Tha's et beasty joost keep laughin' laugh ta yer death and yer sent ta tha firey depths of hell!

[22:26:49 30/01/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing slashes upwards with her sword.

[22:26:57 30/01/10] * Neko Jay head regenrates and he puts up a bigass Integra banner

[22:27:14 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe blocks with her left gun and levels the right one at Integra's heart

[22:27:15 30/01/10] * Dietrich Drechsler passes Fausta a blood pack

[22:27:23 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : Amen!

[22:27:24 30/01/10] Fausta Adler : Danke!

[22:27:27 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe fires

[22:27:30 30/01/10] * Father Alexander Anderson charges the dog, and slams into it, hack and slashing like a mad man

[22:27:39 30/01/10] Dietrich Drechsler : Bitte

[22:27:40 30/01/10] * Fausta Adler bites into the corner of the blood pack and sips on it, watching the show.

[22:27:47 30/01/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing flys backwards from the shot.

[22:27:48 30/01/10] * Sirina Anthony tosses Alex the nail of Christ

[22:27:52 30/01/10] * Alucard grins and watches him fight Baskerville yet again

[22:28:16 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe unloads the rest of the clip into Integra's form

[22:28:16 30/01/10] * Father Alexander Anderson catches the nail

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[22:28:19 30/01/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing regenerates, and reappears behind Heinkel shooting her in the knee caps.

[22:28:26 30/01/10] * Dietrich Drechsler sipping from his blood pack

[22:28:38 30/01/10] Father Alexander Anderson : I noo have tha power o tha Laird at ma side demon!

[22:28:48 30/01/10] @ Sirina Anthony : I need to check on mah foods

[22:28:49 30/01/10] @ Sirina Anthony : brb

[22:29:02 30/01/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing secretly switched out the nail for a fake so anderson has the fake one.

[22:29:26 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe drops to one knee bleeding and spins firing point blank into Integra's head

[22:29:41 30/01/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Ye will be crooshed undar foot lak tha philistines before David, crumbling like tha walls a Jericho! You die here!

[22:29:42 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe stole half of Alucards ammunition

[22:30:04 30/01/10] * Father Alexander Anderson slams the nail into his own chest

[22:30:06 30/01/10] * Alucard smirks at him taunting

[22:30:07 30/01/10] Neko Jay : Hope no one uses me as a human sheild *whistles...*

[22:30:07 30/01/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing head falls back, but shoots Heinkels other knee cap

[22:30:10 30/01/10] @ Alucard : If you say so...

[22:30:22 30/01/10] @ Alucard : ...then do your worst.

[22:30:42 30/01/10] * Alucard grins wider as nothing happens

[22:30:45 30/01/10] Father Alexander Anderson : GGGGGGRRRAAAAAAA!!!!

[22:30:47 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe falls to the ground and drags herself onto Integra

[22:31:05 30/01/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing kicks Heinkel in the face.

[22:31:10 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe grabs Integra's collar and places her gun to Integra's head

[22:31:12 30/01/10] @ Alucard : You just stabbed yourself with a fake nail.. congratulations..

[22:31:16 30/01/10] * Father Alexander Anderson charges Alucard vines popping out of his back each holding a bayonet.

[22:31:25 30/01/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing head regenerates.

[22:31:28 30/01/10] Father Alexander Anderson : ((Wha?))

[22:31:32 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe falls back draggin Integra with her

[22:31:38 30/01/10] * Dietrich Drechsler tosses a lead pipe for Heinkel and Integra to use

[22:31:54 30/01/10] @ Alucard : (Integra switched the nail for a fake one)

[22:31:57 30/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : [22:29:02] * Integra F. W. Hellsing secretly switched out the nail for a fake so anderson has the fake one.

[22:32:14 30/01/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Dammit!

[22:32:16 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe grabs one of Anderson's discarded Bayonets and rams it into Integra's stomach

[22:32:19 30/01/10] @ Alucard : (Thats why Alucard stayed so calm)

[22:32:19 30/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : GAH! *is dragged*

[22:32:37 30/01/10] * Father Alexander Anderson 's vines fade out of existence because his author is oblivious

[22:32:40 30/01/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing coughs up blood as a bayonet is in her stomach.

[22:32:44 30/01/10] * Neko Jay laughs at Anderson

[22:32:53 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe twists the blade

[22:32:58 30/01/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing pulls out the bayonet, and stabs Heinkel in the back with it.

[22:33:01 30/01/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Fine then

[22:33:03 30/01/10] * Alucard simply smirks at Anderson

[22:33:10 30/01/10] @ Alucard : So what are you gonna do now?

[22:33:17 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : Ahhgg!

[22:33:38 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe tears the blade out and whips it across Integra's face

[22:33:40 30/01/10] * Father Alexander Anderson charges Alucard regardless, closing the distance almost instantly, and brings both bayonets t bare in a lung at Alucard's heart.

[22:33:56 30/01/10] * Alucard coughs and grins at him

[22:34:07 30/01/10] @ Alucard : I`ve had it now. No more games.

[22:34:10 30/01/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing turns her head quickly, and flips backwards throwing Heinkel into a wall

[22:34:28 30/01/10] * Alucard forms serveral deadly spikes out of his blood, which lunge out of his chest into Anderson

[22:34:38 30/01/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Gahk!

[22:34:39 30/01/10] * Alucard pins Anderson into the next wall

[22:34:48 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe bounces off the wall and spies her handguns on the floor infront of her

[22:34:52 30/01/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Do yer worst vampire!

[22:34:59 30/01/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing picks up the bayonet, and throws it to cut her hand.

[22:35:06 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe grabs the weapons and fires on Integra again

[22:35:11 30/01/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing coughs again as her stomach regenerates.

[22:35:18 30/01/10] @ Alucard : Alright then.. thats fine with me.

[22:35:21 30/01/10] * Father Alexander Anderson starts to hack at the spikes.

[22:35:21 30/01/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing dives

[22:35:22 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe shoots the bayonet out of the air

[22:35:47 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe continues firing, allowing Integra no respite

[22:35:50 30/01/10] * Alucard smirks and brings one of the blood thorns to his neck, where it shapes itself like a blade

[22:35:54 30/01/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing rolls behind a wall, and grabs her sword again.

[22:36:09 30/01/10] @ Alucard : This will be the last time we meet, i`m afraid.. Go on, say your prayers like a good christian.

[22:36:15 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe drags herself to her feet and reloads

[22:36:24 30/01/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing then charges Heinkel with her sword ramming it into her stomach.

[22:36:43 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : Huck.

[22:37:10 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe grabs onto the hilt and shoves her free gun into Integra's mouth breaking several teeth

[22:37:20 30/01/10] * Fausta Adler throws a grenade in a random direction.

[22:37:22 30/01/10] * Father Alexander Anderson cuts at the blood blade, slicing it off "An' in tha Laird's name I slaughter thee!"

[22:37:25 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe pulls the trigger again and again

[22:37:42 30/01/10] @ Alucard : Wrong answer.,,,

[22:37:43 30/01/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing shoves Heinkel away from her before being shot, and falling to the ground.

[22:38:06 30/01/10] * Alucard turns another one into a blade, one thats stuck inside him, and cuts it up through his body and through his head

[22:38:17 30/01/10] * Father Alexander Anderson with his other hand throws three more exploding bayonets at Alucard

[22:38:20 30/01/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing head regenerates

[22:38:21 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe rises to her feet shakily and draws her kampfpistole

[22:38:34 30/01/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing gets back on her feet slowly.

[22:38:41 30/01/10] * Fausta Adler continues to sip her blood pack and watch.

[22:38:42 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe fires the grenade at the regenerating Integra

[22:38:43 30/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Hey Heinkel guess what Anderson told me

[22:38:44 30/01/10] * Alucard cuts off the rest of his head before takeing his last blow of bayonets

[22:39:03 30/01/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing dives.

[22:39:20 30/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Anderson told me Enrico was better in bed than you.

[22:39:23 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe reloads. "Vhat?"

[22:39:38 30/01/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing reloads her gun as well.

[22:39:39 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe fires again

[22:39:47 30/01/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing fires at Heinkel as well.

[22:39:58 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe watches the floor give way

[22:40:12 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe and Integra plummet through two stories

[22:40:28 30/01/10] * Alucard watches his masta fight after regenerateing from the explodeing bayonets

[22:40:45 30/01/10] @ Alucard : o__o She`s so hot when she bleeds.

[22:41:56 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe pulls a pierce of lumber out of her left shoulder. "Gah!"

[22:41:59 30/01/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing falls and gets back up while shooting one shot at Alucard

[22:42:20 30/01/10] @ Alucard : Ow. .__.

[22:42:26 30/01/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing then takes advantage of Heinkels situation and fires her remaining rounds at her.

[22:42:37 30/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Concentrate on the priest

[22:42:40 30/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : foreplay later

[22:42:53 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe takes several shots in the leg and torso

[22:42:56 30/01/10] @ Alucard : I kind of defeated him.

[22:43:00 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : Hey Hellsing...

[22:43:06 30/01/10] @ Alucard : Hence the silence.

[22:43:15 30/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Ah I see.

[22:43:17 30/01/10] Fausta Adler : Oh my.

[22:43:18 30/01/10] @ Alucard : Do i get a hug from you now.

[22:43:18 30/01/10] Dietrich Drechsler : I got money on Heinkel

[22:43:21 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe brandishes Helena's Nail. "Missing something?"

[22:43:24 30/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : What gender confused person?

[22:43:33 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe stabs herself with the nail

[22:43:46 30/01/10] Fausta Adler : I bet on Hellsing, Dietrich.

[22:43:59 30/01/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing hugs Alucard

[22:44:02 30/01/10] Dietrich Drechsler : fine i bet 10 Blood packs Wolfe wins

[22:44:19 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe rises again, holy vines replacing her lost flesh

[22:44:33 30/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : What do we do about her? *points to heinkel*

[22:44:39 30/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : She's a walking chia pet now.

[22:44:43 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe picks up more on Anderson's fallen blades

[22:44:55 30/01/10] Fausta Adler : Ten on zhen Hellsings, you're on.

[22:44:58 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : I'm ending zhis right now.

[22:45:22 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe charges Hellsing, blades held in a reverse grip

[22:45:22 30/01/10] Neko Jay : Geez

[22:45:28 30/01/10] Dietrich Drechsler : Go Heinkel kick Hellsings Ass!!!!

[22:45:31 30/01/10] @ Alucard : :3

[22:45:34 30/01/10] * Alucard was hugged

[22:45:46 30/01/10] * Alucard pulls out a big Integra flag

[22:45:55 30/01/10] * Fausta Adler waves a little flag with Integra's face on it.

[22:45:56 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe brings her blade across Integra's neck

[22:46:17 30/01/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing throws pesticide at Heinkel

[22:46:19 30/01/10] Neko Jay : You can do it Tegra kick her..his..her er Heinkels ass

[22:46:37 30/01/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing disappears into the shadows.

[22:46:51 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe growls

[22:46:53 30/01/10] * Dietrich Drechsler waves a bigger flag with Heinkel's face on it

[22:47:05 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : We're. Not. Done.

[22:47:13 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : Face me damnit!

[22:47:14 30/01/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing then summons rats, and bugs to chew on Heinkel.

[22:47:46 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe sends out hordes of vines from her pant leg immolating the vermin

[22:48:13 30/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : lmao I could so make a joke out of that.

[22:48:26 30/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I guess that proves Heinkel is male.

[22:48:37 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : ((ye, I didn't really think that one through XD))

[22:49:05 30/01/10] Father Alexander Anderson : ((Lol))

[22:49:06 30/01/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing reappears behind Heinkel stabbing her in the back with her sword while shooting her in the head.

[22:49:09 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe covers one of the blades in vines and stabs it into Integra's right shoulder

[22:49:26 30/01/10] Zanoko : Hola all

[22:49:27 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe falls backward in a shower of blood

[22:49:31 30/01/10] * Alucard is about to save this

[22:49:35 30/01/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing is stabbed in the shoulder and whences a bit.

[22:49:37 30/01/10] * Dietrich Drechsler throws a Cigar at Integra

[22:49:49 30/01/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing jumps back, and pulls out the bayonet.

[22:49:51 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe pulls out the sword and tosses it away

[22:50:03 30/01/10] * Zanoko watches from the sidelines and wounders if any of this is going to be any good

[22:50:03 30/01/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing stares at Heinkel

[22:50:19 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe regenerates

[22:50:20 30/01/10] @ Walter C. Dornez : hallo

[22:50:29 30/01/10] @ Walter C. Dornez : and alucard go post in conference room

[22:50:31 30/01/10] @ Alucard : Hi Walter

[22:50:35 30/01/10] @ Alucard : Okay

[22:50:41 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : Vhat say ve end zhis bedlum, protestant whore?

[22:50:56 30/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I would say I agree.

[22:51:02 30/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Save this for next time?

[22:51:08 30/01/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I think we are both almost out of ammo.

[22:51:20 30/01/10] @ Walter C. Dornez : .me uses wires to get them around Heinkle's neck*

[22:51:33 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe pours everything into one last bayonet and makes a downward slice at Integra

[22:51:34 30/01/10] * Walter C. Dornez uses wires to get them around Heinkle's neck*

[22:51:51 30/01/10] * Walter C. Dornez tightens wires to choke heinkle*

[22:51:54 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe head is removed as the swing continues

[22:51:56 30/01/10] @ Walter C. Dornez : now now now

[22:52:02 30/01/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing smirks as Walter chokes Heinkel

[22:52:06 30/01/10] @ Walter C. Dornez : that is no language

[22:52:19 30/01/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing calmly steps out of the way of the blade.

[22:52:33 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe slowly regenerates

[22:52:47 30/01/10] * Walter C. Dornez walks over and picks up heinkles head and carrys it away form his body*

[22:53:06 30/01/10] @ Walter C. Dornez : I have a spot for this

[22:53:07 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe drops the blade. "Vhen you house of horrors are avay, you and I vill finish zhis."

[22:53:13 30/01/10] Father Alexander Anderson : ((She has the thorn))

[22:53:24 30/01/10] Heinkel Wolfe : *your

[22:53:38 30/01/10] Father Alexander Anderson : ((Or nail))

[22:53:42 30/01/10] * Walter C. Dornez throws heinkle's head in a fire place*

[22:53:50 30/01/10] Father Alexander Anderson : ((Whatev you prefer to call it))

[22:53:56 30/01/10] * Heinkel Wolfe angrily marches out of the house

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[03:36:03 02/02/10] @ Walter C. Dornez : Heinkle did partake in some of the most unholy rites according to the bible

[03:36:14 02/02/10] Heinkel Wolfe : WHAT!!?

[03:36:21 02/02/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Oh, hoo, es tha Hellsing family butlar tryin ta pick a fight wit' Iscariot?

[03:36:36 02/02/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Heinkel dabbled in black magic!

[03:36:37 02/02/10] @ Walter C. Dornez : no jsut thought you might want to know

[03:36:37 02/02/10] * Heinkel Wolfe falls apart. "DAMNIT INTEGRA!"

[03:36:48 02/02/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Heinkel used telekenesis.

[03:37:04 02/02/10] Heinkel Wolfe : This is payback for shooting you in the face isn't it?

[03:37:07 02/02/10] @ Walter C. Dornez : especially since he worships a picture of jesus but instead of jesus's head it's a raptor's head

[03:37:18 02/02/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Oh, an' wha' did Heinkel do exactly?

[03:37:27 02/02/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Heinkel worships raptor jesus.

[03:37:32 02/02/10] Heinkel Wolfe : LIES! FILTHY PROTESTANT LIES!!!!

[03:37:57 02/02/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : So says the gender confused cube

[03:38:08 02/02/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Sa there's raptor jesus, an' whoot else did Heinkel do?

[03:38:17 02/02/10] * Heinkel Wolfe 's pile of flesh crawls toward Integra. "I'll bite yer ankles off you Whore of Babylon!"

[03:38:33 02/02/10] @ Walter C. Dornez : if i also recall burning teh holy bible

[03:38:44 02/02/10] @ Walter C. Dornez : both testaments

[03:38:58 02/02/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : yes

[03:39:04 02/02/10] Heinkel Wolfe : I'll kill you!! ALL OF YOU!!!!!

[03:39:09 02/02/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Anythin else?

[03:39:10 02/02/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : don't forget she used magic

[03:39:37 02/02/10] Heinkel Wolfe : They will invent new words to describe the depths of suffering I'll unleash upon you!

[03:39:43 02/02/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Hoo did she use magic, she's ne'er shown sooch an apptitude afore.

[03:39:49 02/02/10] @ Walter C. Dornez : oh yes and I do bleive committed some very disturbing acts with adn adolescent teenage girl

[03:40:19 02/02/10] Heinkel Wolfe : You better pray you can die vampire! It'll be Heaven compared to the torture i have in store for you!

[03:40:28 02/02/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Oh hoo, an' di ye have any evidence ta back thes claims?

[03:40:31 02/02/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing whispers to Anderson "She used her gun in a very inappropriate way on a girl"

[03:40:43 02/02/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : If you smell the gun you'll know what I mean.

[03:40:56 02/02/10] @ Walter C. Dornez : here

[03:40:59 02/02/10] * Heinkel Wolfe bites onto Integra's ear

[03:41:12 02/02/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing kicks the Heinkel cube

[03:41:31 02/02/10] Heinkel Wolfe : Lying vampire slut!

[03:41:39 02/02/10] * Walter C. Dornez hands anderson satelite pitures and the vatica's security camera system logs showing evidence behind all of walter's and Integra's claims*

[03:41:59 02/02/10] Heinkel Wolfe : Those are fake!!!

[03:42:18 02/02/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Her and Yumie were into bondage as you can see.

[03:42:33 02/02/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Oh my there's enrico with a nun too.

[03:42:49 02/02/10] @ Walter C. Dornez : and enrico and dok

[03:42:50 02/02/10] @ Sirina Anthony : Hey who said I couldn't have a few fans?

[03:42:53 02/02/10] Father Alexander Anderson : 0_o

[03:43:05 02/02/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Oh that's dok dressed as a nun ok

[03:43:13 02/02/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I was wondering why she was ugly.

[03:43:22 02/02/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Thas jus a wee bit disturbing.

[03:43:26 02/02/10] @ Sirina Anthony : I was drunk on the blood of christ that day.

[03:43:37 02/02/10] Father Alexander Anderson : o_0

[03:43:57 02/02/10] * Heinkel Wolfe tackles Integra and strangles her

[03:44:15 02/02/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Ohhkay, et seems tha were gin ta haf soom time en confession.

[03:44:17 02/02/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing dodges.

[03:44:24 02/02/10] Heinkel Wolfe : I RIP OUT YOUR LYING TONGUE AND FEED IT BACK TO YOU!!!!

[03:44:32 02/02/10] * Father Alexander Anderson grbs Heinkel and slings her over his shoulder

[03:44:36 02/02/10] @ Walter C. Dornez : ...

[03:44:55 02/02/10] * Heinkel Wolfe struggles in Alexander's grasp

[03:45:12 02/02/10] * Father Alexander Anderson carries Heinkel over to a confessional

[03:45:29 02/02/10] Heinkel Wolfe : Lemme go! Lemme go! She's right there Anderson!! Lemme kill her just a little!!!!

[03:45:46 02/02/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Yer gin ta haf ta explain wee bit ah things first.

[03:46:10 02/02/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Then if they were lyin we butcher 'em whole sale.

Guest

[03:46:22 02/02/10] Heinkel Wolfe : Who are you gonna believe? Me? Or the Devil's Dominatrix?

[03:46:30 02/02/10] * Father Alexander Anderson tosses Heinkel into the confessional and locks her in.

[03:46:47 02/02/10] * Father Alexander Anderson gets into the other booth

[03:46:48 02/02/10] * Heinkel Wolfe thrashes arounf in the confessional

[03:47:06 02/02/10] Heinkel Wolfe : HELLSING!!! VHEN I GET OUT OF HERE!!!

[03:47:07 02/02/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Heinkel!

[03:47:20 02/02/10] * Heinkel Wolfe settles down. "Yes Father."

[03:47:25 02/02/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : See she must have been possessed.

[03:47:28 02/02/10] @ Walter C. Dornez : hmmm... now that person sounds liek a pagan who doesn't believe in god

[03:47:43 02/02/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Noo yer gin ta tell me and tha Laird tha truth.

[03:47:56 02/02/10] * Matthew Arkansas points to the confessional booth thrashing*

[03:48:02 02/02/10] @ Matthew Arkansas : That is one thing I will not miss -__-;

[03:48:08 02/02/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Yer afore God noo, sa choose yer words carefully.

[03:48:11 02/02/10] Heinkel Wolfe : ok...ok...well, you see this one time me and Yumie...

[03:48:29 02/02/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Yes?

[03:48:32 02/02/10] Heinkel Wolfe : we kinda got into some of the leftover wine and well...

[03:48:47 02/02/10] Father Alexander Anderson : An' ye ?

[03:48:55 02/02/10] Heinkel Wolfe : the whole thing kinda ended with us kissing...

[03:49:12 02/02/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Anythin' else?

[03:49:26 02/02/10] Heinkel Wolfe : it vasn't as bad as it sounds...I'm sure she didn't mean to put her tongue in my mouth.

[03:49:38 02/02/10] @ Walter C. Dornez : ...

[03:49:47 02/02/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Uh huh....

[03:49:54 02/02/10] @ Walter C. Dornez : so homosexual activity

[03:49:56 02/02/10] Father Alexander Anderson : An' hoo did ye react ta tha?

[03:50:07 02/02/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Indeed homosexual activity.

[03:50:28 02/02/10] Heinkel Wolfe : well...I didn't want to be rude so I...kinda sorta maybe kissed her back.

[03:50:33 02/02/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : and goes against the vow she took.

[03:51:03 02/02/10] @ Walter C. Dornez : as well as very vatican priest

[03:51:09 02/02/10] Heinkel Wolfe : It vas one mistake Father...well maybe two mistakes...

[03:51:41 02/02/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Oh, hoo so es et two?

[03:51:49 02/02/10] @ Walter C. Dornez : maybe more than ten

[03:52:07 02/02/10] Heinkel Wolfe : vell, you see zhere vas zhis bet between zhe two of us...

[03:52:33 02/02/10] Father Alexander Anderson : An' wha was thes bet?

[03:52:54 02/02/10] Heinkel Wolfe : She bet me her katana zhat I couldn't sit through an entire Protestant mass vithout killing anyvone...

[03:53:13 02/02/10] Heinkel Wolfe : Zhat sword is now hanging i=on my vall back at zhe vatican...

[03:53:18 02/02/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : isn't greedy a deadly sin?

[03:53:34 02/02/10] @ Walter C. Dornez : and before was lust

[03:53:44 02/02/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Yes two deadly sins

[03:54:07 02/02/10] @ Walter C. Dornez : and the thrashing in anger is wrath

[03:54:18 02/02/10] @ Matthew Arkansas : Too bad we can't kill her twice *Cracks whip*

[03:54:19 02/02/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : That's 3.

[03:54:25 02/02/10] Heinkel Wolfe : oh and zhen zhere vas zhat time I shot zhat football mascot...

[03:54:31 02/02/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Four more to go before all deadly sins are commited.

[03:54:34 02/02/10] Heinkel Wolfe : but he had it coming.

[03:55:00 02/02/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Sa wha was thes I heard aboot magic?

[03:55:01 02/02/10] @ Walter C. Dornez : so heinkle do you think you are the best in a lot of things ven though you are not

[03:55:49 02/02/10] Heinkel Wolfe : Velllllll...zhe Hellsing Butler vas going on about telekinesis and all zhat...

[03:55:57 02/02/10] Father Alexander Anderson : ((Seems like every time I'm on here it ends with doing something that becomes saved))

[03:56:10 02/02/10] Heinkel Wolfe : so I kind of tried it out...

[03:56:18 02/02/10] Heinkel Wolfe : ((welcome to my world))

[03:56:59 02/02/10] Heinkel Wolfe : I projected vone of zhose cymbal clapping monkeys into his brain to try and drive him crazy.

[03:57:09 02/02/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Oh? Sa yoo tried oot magics, an' hoo did ye get tha ability ta do tha?

[03:57:15 02/02/10] Heinkel Wolfe : It didn't vork all zhat vell.

[03:57:38 02/02/10] @ Walter C. Dornez : the fact that he could do it means he made a pact with a demon

[03:57:43 02/02/10] Heinkel Wolfe : I vouldn't call it magic so much as mind over matter.

[03:57:47 02/02/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Sa did ye succeed or did ye naht?

[03:57:59 02/02/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : He might have made a pact with the devil himself.

[03:58:10 02/02/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Heinkel is a witch.

[03:58:15 02/02/10] Heinkel Wolfe : Vell he didn't go crazy so I suppose it didn't vork.

[03:58:27 02/02/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : correction

[03:58:35 02/02/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : He did not go crazy because he works for me.

[03:58:40 02/02/10] Heinkel Wolfe : Integra is a ....actually no, zhat's exactly vhat you vant me to do.

[03:59:07 02/02/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : You already called me the devil's dominatrix.

[03:59:18 02/02/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Now heinkel what would you know what a dominatrix is?

[03:59:20 02/02/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Sa, it didna work

[03:59:35 02/02/10] @ Walter C. Dornez : do i got the image allright

[03:59:36 02/02/10] Father Alexander Anderson : I can answer tha

[03:59:44 02/02/10] Heinkel Wolfe : Does zhe butler look insane to you?

[03:59:50 02/02/10] @ Walter C. Dornez : it didn't affect me like he wanted it to

[04:00:24 02/02/10] @ Walter C. Dornez : Ic an cahnge my age to a 14 year old boy who was a cold blooded vampire hunter and a butler

[04:00:38 02/02/10] Heinkel Wolfe : Note to self, never make fun of an english butler. It doesn't end vell.

[04:00:41 02/02/10] Father Alexander Anderson : She knows acause yin o' her missions required 'er ta go inta yin o' those S&M clubs, an take oot tha owner.

[04:00:58 02/02/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : anderson Anderson

[04:01:13 02/02/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Did you ever think that her and Yumie picked up some things from that?

[04:01:38 02/02/10] Heinkel Wolfe : Integra, vhat goes around comes around

[04:01:56 02/02/10] Heinkel Wolfe : don't go starting rumors you can't back up.

[04:02:11 02/02/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Tha path a the righteous man es beset on all sides by tha tyranny o' tha wicked, and tha inequities of tha sinful man.

[04:02:15 02/02/10] @ Walter C. Dornez : hmm If i rember correctly heinkles you killed innocent englishmen a while back

[04:02:36 02/02/10] Heinkel Wolfe : Vhat? Vhen did I do zhat?

[04:02:44 02/02/10] Father Alexander Anderson : No sooch thing as an innocent English man.

[04:02:57 02/02/10] @ Walter C. Dornez : integra fill them in

[04:03:02 02/02/10] @ Walter C. Dornez : they were catholic

[04:03:06 02/02/10] Father Alexander Anderson : They're all heretics doon ta the last yin.

[04:03:46 02/02/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : So you turn your back on your fellow catholics.

[04:03:48 02/02/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : how sad

[04:04:09 02/02/10] Heinkel Wolfe : Oh I am going to enjoy killing Integra and zhat freaking Butler vhen zhis is all over.

[04:04:34 02/02/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : But lets get back to the matter at hand Anderson.

[04:04:44 02/02/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : You're in the middle of confession I believe.

[04:04:48 02/02/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Sa, woot aboot tha violatin o' a young teen girl wit ye weapon Heinkel?

[04:05:15 02/02/10] Heinkel Wolfe : First off zhat "girl" vas a vampire

[04:05:48 02/02/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing whispers to anderson "She didn't know that when she was doing gunkink"

[04:05:50 02/02/10] Heinkel Wolfe : second I didn't violate her, she charged at me and ended up impaling herself on my gun

[04:06:09 02/02/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Impaling herself hoo?

[04:06:14 02/02/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Yes impaled herself in her vajayjay.

[04:06:15 02/02/10] Heinkel Wolfe : So I figure, "Oh vell" and I pulled zhe trigger

[04:06:30 02/02/10] Heinkel Wolfe : No more vampire.

[04:07:00 02/02/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Heinkel only paid $100 for her anyway.

[04:07:24 02/02/10] Father Alexander Anderson : En detail Heinkel, hoo did ye end up impalin tha girl?

[04:07:29 02/02/10] Heinkel Wolfe : Stay calm Heinkel stay calm. You can rip her head off later.

[04:08:02 02/02/10] Heinkel Wolfe : Vell she charged at me, leapt into zhe air and I brought my gun to bear

[04:08:27 02/02/10] Heinkel Wolfe : I vas trying to shoot her out of zhe air but she vas a bit faster zhan I thought

[04:08:51 02/02/10] Heinkel Wolfe : her momentum carried her onto zhe barrel and zhe rest is history

[04:09:05 02/02/10] @ Sirina Anthony : Heinkel impaled a girl and knocked her up?

[04:09:07 02/02/10] @ Sirina Anthony : ._.

[04:09:23 02/02/10] Heinkel Wolfe : DAMNIT NO!

[04:09:24 02/02/10] Father Alexander Anderson : An' do ye know why she was naked?

[04:09:59 02/02/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Heinkel paid $100 for her services.

[04:10:05 02/02/10] Heinkel Wolfe : I found her slaughtering vone of zhose Protestant "gentlemen's" clubs

[04:10:51 02/02/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Ah, an question Heinkel, why woold ye be in a Protestant gentleman's club?

[04:10:56 02/02/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : So apparently you were going to a titty bar?

[04:11:36 02/02/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Does tha na mean ye were Protestant territory?

[04:11:37 02/02/10] * Walter C. Dornez walter comes back with his dark water appearence going on

[04:11:47 02/02/10] Heinkel Wolfe : I vas assigned zhe tsk of killing zhat vampire! It's not like I chose to fight her in zhere.

[04:12:00 02/02/10] @ Walter C. Dornez : no you weren't

[04:12:29 02/02/10] * Walter C. Dornez tosses ander heinkles mission portfolio*

[04:12:36 02/02/10] Father Alexander Anderson : When ah went ta Braderick, I was sen' cause et was Catholic territory.

[04:13:02 02/02/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Heinkel was not wearing her priestly robes either Anderson.

[04:13:06 02/02/10] Heinkel Wolfe : Zhe vampire's attacks started in Catholic territory and spread to England, she vas ours to kill.

[04:13:12 02/02/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Heinkel was dressed in casual clothing.

[04:13:30 02/02/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Ah, zen all es enorder.

[04:13:44 02/02/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : She also had a huge amount of case in the pocket.

[04:13:55 02/02/10] Heinkel Wolfe : Vell I vould hafe stood out too much in my clerics. maxvell vanted it done covertly.

[04:13:55 02/02/10] @ Walter C. Dornez : singles i believe

[04:14:09 02/02/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Mostly likely

[04:14:21 02/02/10] Father Alexander Anderson : En tha case, I believe ye Heinkel.

[04:14:54 02/02/10] * Heinkel Wolfe turns to Integra and Walter. "Ha! Zhe truth comes out in zhe end!"

[04:15:12 02/02/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing holds up a thong with a pen

[04:15:14 02/02/10] @ Walter C. Dornez : he believes that you did all that

[04:15:18 02/02/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Boot real quick question Heinkel.

[04:15:26 02/02/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Then why did you have this in your coat?

[04:16:11 02/02/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Tha kiss wit Yumie did ye enjoy et?

[04:16:19 02/02/10] * Heinkel Wolfe shrugs. "Vhat? I'm a fan of Victoria's Secret. Zhere's no undergarment dress code in Iscariot."

[04:16:37 02/02/10] @ Walter C. Dornez : itemizing women

[04:16:51 02/02/10] Heinkel Wolfe : I vas very drunk Father. I barely remember it.

[04:17:06 02/02/10] @ Walter C. Dornez : gluttony

[04:17:20 02/02/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : That's 4 deadly sins

[04:17:24 02/02/10] * Heinkel Wolfe growls at Walter

[04:18:33 02/02/10] @ Walter C. Dornez : i am only stating the obvious

[04:18:57 02/02/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Endeed, then Heinkel, tha LAird has heard yer sins and forgives you since you haf asked fer forgiveness with in thes Holy Sepulchur.

[04:19:22 02/02/10] Heinkel Wolfe : Thank you Father Anderson

[04:19:49 02/02/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Pray two Hail Maries, One devout limeric, an recite tha rosary three times an ye will be abstained.

[04:19:59 02/02/10] Father Alexander Anderson : Amen.

[04:20:11 02/02/10] Heinkel Wolfe : Amen Father.

[04:20:21 02/02/10] * Father Alexander Anderson gets out of the booth

[04:20:28 02/02/10] * Father Alexander Anderson goes and lets Heinkel out

Guest

[11:15:37 10/02/10] Fausta Adler : Don't judge me. D8<

[11:15:45 10/02/10] * AZanoko whines and runs away

[11:15:52 10/02/10] Fausta Adler : Or anyone~

[11:16:06 10/02/10] * Fausta Adler puts on a big, scary mask.

[11:16:10 10/02/10] @ Rip Van Winkle : only Dok can judge you

[11:16:13 10/02/10] Fausta Adler : OOGA BOOGA BOOGA!

[11:16:23 10/02/10] Zanoko : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[11:16:26 10/02/10] * Zanoko runs away

[11:16:31 10/02/10] Zanoko : Stupiddog

[11:16:33 10/02/10] Fausta Adler : ;_; I don't like to be judged.

[11:16:34 10/02/10] Zanoko : XD

[11:16:51 10/02/10] * Zanoko hides behind Patricia

[11:17:00 10/02/10] * Herr Doktor judges Fausta

[11:17:00 10/02/10] Fausta Adler : DEATH HAS COME FOR ME!

[11:17:10 10/02/10] * Fausta Adler hides under a table.

[11:17:21 10/02/10] @ Herr Doktor : 8O_O8

[11:17:24 10/02/10] * Zanoko chainsws through the table

[11:17:53 10/02/10] Fausta Adler : Stupid dog, you made me look bad!

[11:18:00 10/02/10] Zanoko : XD

[11:18:01 10/02/10] * Fausta Adler throws Zanoko at Dok and runs away.

[11:18:14 10/02/10] @ Herr Doktor : D:

[11:18:22 10/02/10] * Zanoko usses Dok to propell himself after Adler

[11:18:33 10/02/10] @ Herr Doktor : !!

[11:18:36 10/02/10] Zanoko : DX

[11:19:25 10/02/10] Fausta Adler : Psh, like you can propel anything off of Skeletor there.

[11:19:38 10/02/10] @ Herr Doktor : 8=__=8

[11:19:45 10/02/10] Zanoko : lol

[11:19:46 10/02/10] Fausta Adler : = 3=

[11:20:12 10/02/10] * Herr Doktor 's self esteem hits the floor

[11:20:32 10/02/10] Fausta Adler : EAT A CHEESECAKE OR SOMETHING.

[11:20:48 10/02/10] * Fausta Adler attempts to shove a whole cheesecake down his throat.

[11:21:10 10/02/10] @ Herr Doktor : I vould if there vas an- *GAG!*

[11:21:25 10/02/10] Fausta Adler : EAT. THE. FOOD.

[11:21:31 10/02/10] * Zanoko hides behind Rip-chan

[11:21:35 10/02/10] @ Herr Doktor : Nieeen!

[11:21:49 10/02/10] Zanoko : /way hiding behind Rip-chan

[11:21:50 10/02/10] Fausta Adler : EAT IT!

[11:22:03 10/02/10] * Fausta Adler tries harder.

[11:22:06 10/02/10] * Herr Doktor flails in protest

[11:22:47 10/02/10] * Fausta Adler gives up on the chesecake and attempts to feed him a burger.

[11:23:52 10/02/10] * Herr Doktor turns away from burger 8>____<8

[11:24:19 10/02/10] * Fausta Adler smashes it into his face.

[11:24:30 10/02/10] @ Herr Doktor : BLLAHH!

[11:24:33 10/02/10] Fausta Adler : Fatyy foods need in your system, I'll feed it through your pores!

[11:24:38 10/02/10] Fausta Adler : Fatty*

[11:24:53 10/02/10] @ Herr Doktor : never!!!!

[11:25:06 10/02/10] Fausta Adler : Don'

[11:25:22 10/02/10] Fausta Adler : Don't argue with me! I will break you!

[11:25:40 10/02/10] @ Herr Doktor : Niennn!!!

[11:26:40 10/02/10] * Fausta Adler shoves ice cream down his pants.

[11:26:50 10/02/10] @ Herr Doktor : 8O___O8!!!

[11:26:59 10/02/10] @ Herr Doktor : zat's cold!!!

[11:27:10 10/02/10] * Fausta Adler takes a picture.

[11:27:15 10/02/10] Zanoko : O.o

[11:27:18 10/02/10] Fausta Adler : = 3= Told you.

[11:27:19 10/02/10] Zanoko : wtfh

[11:27:23 10/02/10] @ Herr Doktor : 8><8

[11:27:56 10/02/10] * Fausta Adler finds Zanoko and shoves ice cream down his pants as well.

[11:28:07 10/02/10] @ Herr Doktor : *squirm*

[11:28:21 10/02/10] Fausta Adler : Kekekeke.

[11:28:36 10/02/10] * Fausta Adler judges Dok.

[11:29:28 10/02/10] @ Herr Doktor : don't you judge me! 8>__<8

[11:29:38 10/02/10] @ Herr Doktor : *judge judge judge*

[11:29:48 10/02/10] Fausta Adler : I can do whatever I want~

[11:29:52 10/02/10] * Fausta Adler judges some more.

[11:29:58 10/02/10] @ Herr Doktor : as can I

[11:30:06 10/02/10] * Herr Doktor judges more

[11:30:27 10/02/10] * Fausta Adler judges harder.

[11:30:50 10/02/10] Fausta Adler : =_=

[11:31:19 10/02/10] * Herr Doktor uses an angry look to enhance his judging

[11:31:44 10/02/10] * Fausta Adler glares angrier.

[11:32:02 10/02/10] * Herr Doktor glares angrierer

[11:32:22 10/02/10] * Fausta Adler stabs him in the eye with a scalpel.

[11:32:33 10/02/10] @ Herr Doktor : D<

[11:32:36 10/02/10] Fausta Adler : Ha! You looked too closely~

[11:33:01 10/02/10] * Herr Doktor writhes in pain

[11:33:14 10/02/10] Fausta Adler : ...Now I feel bad. :[

[11:33:25 10/02/10] * Herr Doktor cries

[11:33:45 10/02/10] Fausta Adler : Damn it. ><

[11:34:04 10/02/10] * Herr Doktor cries more and flails on the floor

[11:34:05 10/02/10] Fausta Adler : Alright, fine! What do you want?

[11:34:30 10/02/10] @ Herr Doktor : 8o__o8 ummm *hasn't thought about that*

[11:35:10 10/02/10] Fausta Adler : Think harder, then.

[11:35:24 10/02/10] @ Herr Doktor : I vant a plushie

[11:35:37 10/02/10] Zanoko : .

[11:35:42 10/02/10] * Fausta Adler hands him a stuffed sheep.

[11:36:01 10/02/10] * Herr Doktor squeezes sheep plush

[11:36:39 10/02/10] * Fausta Adler takes a picture.

[11:36:41 10/02/10] @ Herr Doktor : ...

[11:36:45 10/02/10] @ Herr Doktor : 8O_O8

[11:36:58 10/02/10] Fausta Adler : Awh, I'm adding that to the scrap book.

[11:37:33 10/02/10] @ Herr Doktor : vhat other plushies are there?

[11:37:53 10/02/10] * Fausta Adler hides the Dok plushie behind her back.

[11:37:57 10/02/10] Fausta Adler : None. ._.

[11:38:19 10/02/10] @ Herr Doktor : *scrutinizing glare*

[11:39:00 10/02/10] @ Herr Doktor : vhat ist behind your back?...

[11:39:42 10/02/10] Fausta Adler : ...Nozhingk important.

[11:39:56 10/02/10] @ Herr Doktor : 8>__>8

[11:40:02 10/02/10] @ Herr Doktor : ....8>__>8

[11:40:08 10/02/10] @ Herr Doktor : .......8>__>8

[11:40:22 10/02/10] * Fausta Adler attempts to run away with the doll.

[11:40:35 10/02/10] Fausta Adler : YOU CAN TAKE OUR LIVES, BUT YOU CAN NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM!

[11:40:35 10/02/10] * Herr Doktor pulls out scalpel

[11:41:43 10/02/10] * Herr Doktor chases

[11:42:25 10/02/10] Fausta Adler : Ayeeeeeeeee!

[11:42:34 10/02/10] * Fausta Adler hides under a desk with the Dok-plush.

[11:42:47 10/02/10] * Herr Doktor smashes into desk

[11:43:09 10/02/10] * Fausta Adler throws a rock at him.

[11:43:11 10/02/10] @ Herr Doktor : ow 8><8

[11:43:21 10/02/10] * Herr Doktor sprayed perfume in eye

[11:43:29 10/02/10] Fausta Adler : It's mine! You can't have it.

[11:43:38 10/02/10] * Fausta Adler screams and flails.

[11:43:49 10/02/10] Fausta Adler : Ow, the musky pain!

[11:43:51 10/02/10] * Herr Doktor tries to steal

[11:44:08 10/02/10] @ Herr Doktor : err nien actually..I sprayed perfume in MY eye

[11:44:27 10/02/10] Fausta Adler : Vhy could you spray yourself? ._.

[11:44:45 10/02/10] @ Herr Doktor : because I stink 8o__o8

[11:44:46 10/02/10] * Fausta Adler tackles him and fights for the doll.

[11:44:57 10/02/10] Fausta Adler : Ah, zhis ist true.

[11:45:14 10/02/10] @ Herr Doktor : D< *shoves Fausta's face under his armpit*

[11:45:23 10/02/10] @ Herr Doktor : sniff it!!

[11:45:28 10/02/10] * Fausta Adler gags and flails.

[11:45:44 10/02/10] @ Herr Doktor : sniiiiff!

[11:45:55 10/02/10] Fausta Adler : Got to hell, old man. D8<

[11:46:06 10/02/10] @ Herr Doktor : sniff it und I vill let you go!

[11:46:31 10/02/10] * Fausta Adler sniffs and gags violently.

[11:46:52 10/02/10] @ Herr Doktor : I'm not old...8T.T8

[11:46:57 10/02/10] * Herr Doktor let's go

[11:47:15 10/02/10] * Fausta Adler puts him in a headlock.

[11:47:17 10/02/10] @ Herr Doktor : see vas zat too hard?

[11:47:21 10/02/10] @ Herr Doktor : !!!

[11:47:34 10/02/10] Fausta Adler : You'll pay for zhat. D8<

[11:47:42 10/02/10] @ Herr Doktor : D8

[11:47:49 10/02/10] Patricia Dussi : ok, I'm back! Smile

[11:47:54 10/02/10] Patricia Dussi : ... o-o

[11:47:55 10/02/10] @ Herr Doktor : wb

[11:48:10 10/02/10] Patricia Dussi : thanks and.. heey, Dok Smile

[11:48:14 10/02/10] Fausta Adler : Welcome back!

[11:48:24 10/02/10] * Herr Doktor waves in headlock position

[11:48:25 10/02/10] * Fausta Adler strangles him.

[11:48:26 10/02/10] Patricia Dussi : thaanks, Fausta Smile

[11:48:35 10/02/10] @ Herr Doktor : *GAG*

[11:48:40 10/02/10] Patricia Dussi : So... I guess I missed something

[11:49:03 10/02/10] * Patricia Dussi gets popcorn and watches the two DEU dudes preform

[11:49:04 10/02/10] * Fausta Adler kicks her camera over to Patricia.

[11:49:16 10/02/10] Fausta Adler : Take a picture for me, dear?

[11:49:33 10/02/10] * Fausta Adler smiles and strangles him harder for the camera.

[11:49:34 10/02/10] * Patricia Dussi catches a camera and is ready to take a pic... say 'cheese!'

[11:49:49 10/02/10] * Patricia Dussi takes a pic...

[11:50:24 10/02/10] Patricia Dussi : by the way, Fausta.. have you seen my fanart thingy? o-o *is really hyper about it*

[11:50:25 10/02/10] Fausta Adler : Say "mercy"! D8<

[11:50:25 10/02/10] @ Herr Doktor : 8>_<8

[11:50:33 10/02/10] @ Herr Doktor : nieeeen!

[11:50:44 10/02/10] Fausta Adler : Ja, I have. Ist gute stuff.

[11:51:06 10/02/10] Patricia Dussi : Warum, Herr Doktor? O_O

[11:51:14 10/02/10] Patricia Dussi : oh, and cool Smile

[11:51:16 10/02/10] @ Herr Doktor : hm?

[11:51:20 10/02/10] * Patricia Dussi is happy

[11:51:22 10/02/10] * Fausta Adler holds tighter. "Say it und I'll let go!"

[11:51:39 10/02/10] @ Herr Doktor : nien! Don't touch my neck!!

[11:51:57 10/02/10] Fausta Adler : No, vait, say zhat I am amazingk und beautiful, zhen I'll let you go.

[11:52:04 10/02/10] Fausta Adler : Und tell me zhat I

[11:52:09 10/02/10] Fausta Adler : I'm smart*

[11:52:43 10/02/10] * Patricia Dussi can picture the doctor yelling something like "Hende weg, du Monster!"

[11:52:59 10/02/10] Zanoko : wow

[11:53:02 10/02/10] Patricia Dussi : Heey, DD!!

[11:53:18 10/02/10] @ Herr Doktor : ooh ja...reaally smart zat you typed out a message und hit enter before you added 'smart'~

[11:53:21 10/02/10] Dietrich Drechsler : Hi Patricia

[11:53:33 10/02/10] @ Herr Doktor : hi Dietrich

[11:53:40 10/02/10] * Fausta Adler smacks the back of his head.

[11:53:42 10/02/10] Dietrich Drechsler : hi Dok

[11:53:47 10/02/10] * Patricia Dussi watches how 60% of the chat box become Nazis xD

[11:53:48 10/02/10] @ Herr Doktor : OW

[11:53:51 10/02/10] Fausta Adler : Hallo, Dietrich.

[11:53:58 10/02/10] Dietrich Drechsler : Hi Fausta

[11:54:05 10/02/10] Zanoko : Hi Zanoko

[11:54:10 10/02/10] Zanoko : XD

[11:54:11 10/02/10] Patricia Dussi : lol

Subject: Re: Chat Box: CRAZY MOMENTS Fri Feb 19, 2010 2:18 am

[07:55:33] Zanoko has joined the chat on Fri Feb 19, 2010 7:55 am

[07:55:50] Zanoko : >>

[07:56:00] Zanoko : Poof

[07:56:01] Zanoko is Disconnected on Fri Feb 19, 2010 7:56 am

[07:57:01] Neko Jay : WTF OMFG WTH

[08:09:10] Neko Jay : .

[08:13:15] Zanoko has joined the chat on Fri Feb 19, 2010 8:13 am

[08:13:24] Zanoko : ?

[08:13:51] Zanoko : poof

[08:14:33] Zanoko : ...

[08:15:04] Zanoko : POObah

[08:17:03] Zanoko : oink-a-la-doink-----y

[08:17:30] Zanoko : well.......later >>

[08:17:34] Zanoko is Disconnected on Fri Feb 19, 2010 8:17 am

[08:18:18] Neko Jay : ...?????????????????????

Guest

[19:27:43] Fausta Adler : Feminine enough for you?

[19:29:02] Fausta Adler : o 3o

[19:29:14] Heinkel Wolfe : lol, that works

[19:29:31] Cerasu : Meh, ribs. .__.

[19:29:49] Cerasu : Well at least thats subtle.

[19:29:50] Heinkel Wolfe : what happened?

[19:30:08] Cerasu : I mean the pic

[19:30:12] Fausta Adler : ._.?

[19:30:17] Heinkel Wolfe : oh

[19:30:23] Fausta Adler : Ah, ribcage.

[19:30:35] Cerasu : I don`t like it when girl`s ribs poke out like that. It makes them look skinny. lol

[19:30:39] Fausta Adler : I thought you were talking about food.

[19:30:46] Alex Dean has joined the chat on Sat Feb 20, 2010 7:30 pm

[19:30:47] Heinkel Wolfe : true

[19:30:56] Cerasu : Omnomnom ribs.

[19:30:59] * Fausta Adler goes to a mirror to investigate.

[19:31:03] * Cerasu eats Faustas ribs

[19:31:12] Heinkel Wolfe : a regenerator named Alex wgo prefers to use blades

[19:31:19] Heinkel Wolfe : *who

[19:31:29] Fausta Adler : ... ._.

[19:31:44] Cerasu : ....

[19:31:53] * Cerasu puts the ribs back into Fausta

Guest

[23:45:45] Zanoko : I am the who when you call who's there..I am the wind running through your hair

[23:46:43] Zanoko : Chunky beef

[23:47:31] Zanoko : OMG Maralyn Manson is...HOTT

[23:48:01] @ Rip Van Winkle : >>

[23:48:17] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : How very random

Guest

[05:37:41][05:42:[05:44:09] * Matthew Arkansas takes doks spectacles and put them on*

[05:44:26] * Matthew Arkansas puts of a really small shirt and imitates dok*

[05:44:37] @ Matthew Arkansas : She ist quite the clingy one, ja?

[05:44:39] * Fausta Adler brandishes a scalpel of her own.

[05:44:42] @ Herr Doktor : 8>___>8

[05:44:53] * Fausta Adler takes a quick picture of Matt.

[05:44:59] Zasha Levkov has been disconnected the Sat Feb 27, 2010 5:44 am (session timeout)

[05:45:00] Fausta Adler : Hurhurhur.

[05:45:39] @ Matthew Arkansas : Oh, I get it.

[05:45:44] @ Matthew Arkansas : It's because I'm black, isn't it?!

[05:46:20] Fausta Adler : Nope. It's because you're related to Bob Geldof~

[05:46:49] @ Matthew Arkansas : It's because Bob Geldof wants to rape you.

[05:47:05] Fausta Adler : AHHHHHHHH!

[05:47:16] * Fausta Adler hugs Dok around his head.

[05:47:35] Fausta Adler : KEEP THE GELDOF AWAY FROM ME.

[05:47:43] @ Matthew Arkansas : Hmm.

[05:47:49] * Matthew Arkansas takes Fausta's cell phone*

[05:47:59] @ Matthew Arkansas : Speed dial number 1... "Sexy Bob"

[05:48:33] * Fausta Adler attempts to make a nest out of Dok's hair.

[05:48:59] * Herr Doktor shakes his head

[05:49:14] * Matthew Arkansas hears the phone ring*

[05:49:17] * Matthew Arkansas answers it*

[05:49:24] @ Matthew Arkansas : Oh, Hello Bob Geldof.

[05:49:31] @ Matthew Arkansas : You wanna talk to Fausta?

[05:49:33] @ Matthew Arkansas : No?

[05:49:40] @ Matthew Arkansas : You just wanna know what she's wearing?

[05:49:57] * Fausta Adler cries hysterically and clings to Dok. "SAVE ME!"

[05:50:22] Rone Dielschneider has joined the chat on Sat Feb 27, 2010 5:50 am

[05:50:30] Rone Dielschneider : I'M BACK!!

[05:50:45] @ Matthew Arkansas : You'll be here in 10 minutes?

[05:50:53] * Herr Doktor shakes head more 8>____<8

[05:50:57] @ Matthew Arkansas : You have the KY jelly and condoms?

[05:51:26] * Fausta Adler screams like mad and begins clawing at Dok's face.

[05:51:40] Rone Dielschneider : whats going on?

[05:51:49] Fausta Adler : ANYONE BUT BOB GELDOF, OHGOF HELP ME!

[05:52:04] * Matthew Arkansas gives the phone back to Fausta.*

[05:52:05] @ Herr Doktor : GAAAHH!!

[05:52:10] Rone Dielschneider : if you need help Fausta I can help you

[05:52:15] @ Matthew Arkansas : Your play mate will be here in 5 minutes.

[05:52:23] * Matthew Arkansas hears a car rolling outside*

[05:52:27] Fausta Adler : Rone, go and kill Bob Geldof. ;_;

[05:52:44] Rone Dielschneider : alright...

[05:52:53] * Fausta Adler hides inside of Dok's coat.

[05:52:54] @ Matthew Arkansas : Oh my.

[05:52:58] @ Matthew Arkansas : I wonder who that is.

[05:53:20] @ Matthew Arkansas : Do excuse me for a moment.

[05:53:25] Sirina Anthony has been disconnected the Sat Feb 27, 2010 5:53 am (session timeout)

[05:53:25] * Rone Dielschneider goes out in full armour, and armed to the teeth with his weapons as he goes and kills Geldof.

[05:53:26] Bob Geldof is Disconnected on Sat Feb 27, 2010 5:53 am

[05:53:28] Bob Geldof has joined the chat on Sat Feb 27, 2010 5:53 am

[05:53:42] * Herr Doktor pulls Fausta out from his coat and plops her on the floor

[05:54:07] @ Bob Geldof : HEY HEY HEY

[05:54:20] * Rone Dielschneider swings sword at Bob

[05:54:39] * Bob Geldof voids with superior manness*

[05:54:49] Rone Dielschneider : RUN FAUSTA!!

[05:55:01] Rone Dielschneider : I'LL HOLD HIM FOR AS LONG AS I CAN!!

[05:55:13] @ Bob Geldof : Yes. Hold me.

[05:55:16] Fausta Adler : OHGOD HE'S COME FOR ME!

[05:55:19] @ Herr Doktor : XD

[05:55:21] @ Bob Geldof : Oh fausta, my dear.

[05:55:25] * Fausta Adler grabs Dok and runs under a desk.

[05:55:37] * Rone Dielschneider grabs Bob

[05:55:38] @ Herr Doktor : ?!!

[05:55:38] Fausta Adler : I DON'T HATE MONDAYS, WE HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON! ;_;

[05:55:45] Rone Dielschneider : Run!

[05:56:10] * Bob Geldof makes Rone pass out by shoving his face in matted chest hair*

[05:56:25] * Bob Geldof overturns said desk*

[05:56:29] @ Bob Geldof : Let us end this charade.

[05:56:43] * Fausta Adler throws all her scalpels at Bob Geldof.,

[05:57:04] * Bob Geldof all scalpels are deflected by matted body hair*

[05:57:17] * Fausta Adler hides behind Dok.

[05:57:31] @ Herr Doktor : 8O_o88

[05:57:31] Fausta Adler : Saaaaaaaaave me. ;_;

[05:57:48] @ Bob Geldof : You brought a friend, too?

[05:57:54] * Rone Dielschneider had his helmet on and was unaffected, then runs and picks up Fausta

[05:58:14] * Rone Dielschneider runs then puts Fausta in a car heading for the airport

[05:58:36] * Bob Geldof is waiting at the airport with petroleum jelly and roses*

[05:58:49] @ Herr Doktor : 8O_o8 *creeped out

[05:58:55] * Fausta Adler sets the airport on Fire and runs to Alaska.

[05:59:07] * Rone Dielschneider is right beside Fausta all the way

[05:59:15] * Bob Geldof teleports to alaska, and Serenades Fausta with shitty music*

[05:59:24] * Rone Dielschneider paid for everything XD

[05:59:55] * Rone Dielschneider shoots the stereo with his desert eagles

[06:00:08] * Fausta Adler distracts Bob Geldof with a heard of starving impoverished children.

[06:00:10] * Bob Geldof plays guitar and sings*

[06:00:19] @ Bob Geldof : ME AND YOU BABY AINT NOTHIN' BUT MAMMALS.

[06:00:31] @ Bob Geldof : SO LET'S DO IT LIKE THEY DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL.

[06:00:48] @ Bob Geldof : BREAK IT DOWN NOW.

[06:00:51] * Bob Geldof break dances*

[06:00:52] @ Herr Doktor : 8O__o8 ew

[06:01:06] * Bob Geldof throws his back out while dancing.*

[06:01:17] * Fausta Adler takes a picture before setting Bob Geldof on fire while he's down.

[06:01:29] * Bob Geldof dies five minutes later*

[06:01:33] Rone Dielschneider : good job Fausta

[06:01:59] Matthew Arkansas is Disconnected on Sat Feb 27, 2010 6:01 am

[06:02:00] Matthew Arkansas has joined the chat on Sat Feb 27, 2010 6:02 am

[06:02:03] * Rone Dielschneider pats Fausta on the back, "Lets go home."

[06:02:04] @ Matthew Arkansas : So what did I miss?

[06:02:09] Fausta Adler : Its about time. ._.

[06:02:20] * Fausta Adler runs to Dok and kicks him in the shin.

[06:02:23] @ Matthew Arkansas : RONE, DOK, FAUSTA, BURNT GUY?

[06:02:34] @ Matthew Arkansas : I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL ;____;

[06:02:44] @ Herr Doktor : OW

Guest

[21:45:27] Void : I heard if you say the word 'Candlejack', you'll be abducted in mid sente.

[21:45:55] Zanoko : HA.

[21:46:00] Zanoko : ^.^.

[21:46:21] Zanoko : that's funny..as if saying "Candlejack' really makes you dis

Guest

This went in many different ways.... I was just in the middle of all of it.

Cool

[23:31:56] Sigmund Saenger : I got approved by Karl. We talked and junk..

[23:32:18] Fausta Adler : I love the 'new' Rammstein cd. ;_;.

[23:32:26] Sigmund Saenger : XD.

[23:32:48] Sigmund Saenger : So Hjordis...Tell me about your character?.

[23:33:25] Hjordis Norgaard. : We-ell, she's a little on the crazy side, very unfriendly, could probably use a giant hug and is from Norway. xD.

[23:33:59] Fausta Adler : I'll hug her. :3.

[23:34:18] Sigmund Saenger : Sigmund might hug her XD.

[23:34:33] Sigmund Saenger : He's a nice guy. You know, for a Nazi and all....

[23:35:07] Rone Dielschneider : well... Rone... he will,.

[23:35:09] Hjordis Norgaard. : XD.

[23:35:11] Sigmund Saenger : What organization is she in?.

[23:35:22] Rone Dielschneider : unaffiliated.

[23:35:26] Hjordis Norgaard. : She's unaffliated for now..

[23:35:36] Rone Dielschneider : AH I WAS RIGHT!.

[23:35:44] Sigmund Saenger : Cool. That's how one of my characters is, but she'll probly end up in Hellsing.

[23:36:16] Rone Dielschneider : SO MANY VAMPIRES!!!.

[23:36:20] Rone Dielschneider : XD.

[23:36:31] Sigmund Saenger : Well Rone is a D-bag, so ignore him no matter what XP.

[23:36:40] Sigmund Saenger : Just kidding XP.

[23:36:45] Rone Dielschneider : what?!.

[23:36:52] Rone Dielschneider : xd.

[23:36:57] Hjordis Norgaard. : I FEEL ZHE LUUUUURVE.

[23:37:04] Sigmund Saenger : Don't you though?.

[23:37:34] Sigmund Saenger : So my other characters are Rachelle Bonelli and Zasha Levkov..

[23:37:45] Sigmund Saenger : Just a heads up so you know who I am when you see me..

[23:37:50] Rone Dielschneider : I love the Knights (there like space marines from 40k XD.

[23:37:52] Sigmund Saenger : I usually try to make people guess XP.

[23:37:55] Fausta Adler : ;_;.

[23:37:59] Rone Dielschneider : )*.

[23:38:19] Rone Dielschneider : their*.

[23:38:20] * Sigmund Saenger hugs Fausta "Vaht ist wrong, mein Frauline?".

[23:38:26] * Hjordis Norgaard. noms on Fausta..

[23:38:34] Fausta Adler : Has headache, ist grumpy..

[23:38:47] Sigmund Saenger : D'awww....

[23:38:54] * Sigmund Saenger gives Fausta Excedrin.

[23:39:03] * Fausta Adler is nommed on..

[23:39:08] Fausta Adler : Pills! D8<.

[23:39:10] Rone Dielschneider : ;_;... I feel alone... not anymore.

[23:39:18] * Fausta Adler grabs them and throws them..

[23:39:26] Fausta Adler : Thank you, but nuuuuuuuuh. ; 3;.

[23:39:27] Sigmund Saenger : O.O!.

[23:39:39] Sigmund Saenger : Not even Ibuprofin?.

[23:39:51] Rone Dielschneider : .

[23:40:02] Karl Reinhardt has joined the chat on Thu Mar 11, 2010 11:40 pm.

[23:40:04] Rone Dielschneider : thats how tough and cool Fausta is.

[23:40:05] * Sigmund Saenger kicks Rone in the crotch.

[23:40:22] Fausta Adler : Nu-uh, I really dislike medicine. Unless I'm amazingly desperate..

[23:40:25] * Rone Dielschneider doesn't feel it due to armor.

[23:40:26] Sigmund Saenger : STOP IT VITH ZAT FACE.

[23:40:49] Fausta Adler : NO U..

[23:40:54] Rone Dielschneider : you stop being a un-holy beast!.

[23:40:58] Rone Dielschneider : XD.

[23:40:58] @ Karl Reinhardt : no u..

[23:41:00] * Sigmund Saenger gives Fausta a scalp massage instead of pills.

[23:41:17] * Fausta Adler makes purring noises..

[23:41:34] @ Karl Reinhardt : Goverment does not approve..

[23:41:42] @ Karl Reinhardt : Government says pillz nao.

[23:41:45] Fausta Adler : NO U..

[23:41:58] Sigmund Saenger : Big Brozer ist vatching you....

[23:42:21] @ Karl Reinhardt : PILLS HERE!.

[23:42:35] Sigmund Saenger : BILLY MAYES HERE!.

[23:42:36] @ Karl Reinhardt : PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLS.

[23:42:44] Rone Dielschneider : no The Knights are watching you XD.

[23:42:44] Fausta Adler : I am big brother..

[23:42:46] Fausta Adler : BELIEVE IT..

[23:42:54] @ Karl Reinhardt : BILLY MAY'S BIG BLUE BALLS..

[23:43:10] Hjordis Norgaard. : FFFF NO NOT BIG BROTHER GTFO THIS IS SOOOO NOT FOR THE GOOD OF THE PARTY..

[23:43:12] * Sigmund Saenger kicks your narutarded "Believe It".

[23:43:40] * Rone Dielschneider watches the whole convo go south.

[23:43:41] Sigmund Saenger : I can't here anyone say that without thinking of naruto. ><.

[23:44:01] Sigmund Saenger : Hey Karl..

[23:44:10] @ Karl Reinhardt : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY0tTewZYmY.

[23:44:10] Fausta Adler : BELIEVE IT, BELIEVE IT~.

[23:44:46] Sigmund Saenger : Sanks for ze approval *Gives thumbs up*.

[23:44:48] Hjordis Norgaard. : Ffff, I should probably be writing my monologue for my english teacher..

[23:45:05] @ Karl Reinhardt : No problem.

[23:46:03] Fausta Adler : I've been listening to the same song for the past hour. :/.

[23:46:06] Rone Dielschneider : I'm posting this convo up on the chat box thread.

[23:46:09] * Sigmund Saenger blows on his bubble pipe